Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

Night came quietly, mist rose all around, and a few cool breezes blew against the skin, giving rise to goose bumps.

"Da da da."

There was a sound coming from not far away, which sounded like footsteps, from several people.

In unison, as if someone was shouting a slogan, they started and ended at the same time.

Chen Yue stood up from his seat and raised his head higher so that his vision was no longer obscured. In the mist, several soldiers in armor and holding spears were walking in a line on the wasteland.

Yes, it is a wasteland...

There is no hot spring hotel anymore. The surroundings have changed a lot. The land is barren with only a few sparse grass seedlings growing on it.

There were no luxury hotels, only a few shabby tents densely packed on the ground. The quality was far inferior to the 200-yuan camping tents available today.

Not to mention hot springs, they all turned into mist.

Faced with such a situation, none of the three panicked at all.

Chen Yue and Vina are used to this kind of life where they find themselves in a different place the moment they open their eyes.

As for Sang Wen, except for the time when Xu Ye broke his defense, he was not afraid of anything else.

What's the big deal? He has become sworn brothers with a lunatic like Xu Ye, so what else could surprise him?

I heard that after becoming a god, each god will have different skills.

Sang Wen strongly suspected that Xu Ye was a deadly god who specialized in spreading bad luck to the earth.

What a scourge! What a scourge!

No matter how good his personality is, who would dare to be friends with him?

So far, Xu Ye has not taken the initiative to cheat him.

But bringing bad luck with you is a kind of original sin, the kind that people will avoid when they see you.

If you can't make friends in this life, you will be alone.

“There is a kind of people who get stuck in their teeth even when drinking cold water.

When I exercise with my wife at night, the bed collapses by itself. "Sang Wen sighed, this is how he imagined Xu Ye's life to be.

"What are you talking about? Hurry up and change your clothes." Chen Yue shouted at him dissatisfiedly, thinking that he was a top player who talked to himself at the critical moment, as if he had schizophrenia.

Vina looked disdainful: "Bah, so dirty. It's already this time and you're still nostalgic for that kind of thing."

"I am - dirty?" Sang Wen pointed at himself.

What a joke. There are a lot of young girls who want to sleep with him. Do you know how hard he has tried to stay chaste over the years?

Forget it, there's no point telling someone like Vina.

Sang Wen lowered his head and saw that there was a set of clothes in front of each of the three people.

He picked up the clothes from the ground, a heavy suit of armor.

Looking to the side, Chen Yue was also holding a set of armor, but the style and size were much worse than his own.

Vina on the other side was wearing ordinary cloth clothes.

Sang Wen raised the corners of his lips.

……

Chen Yue looked at the armor on the ground. He first picked up the note on his clothes:

[Copy rules:]

[From now on, you have five minutes to read these rules and get ready. ]

Barrage: "Wow, Boss Xu Ye is so gentle, he even took the time to read the rules to people."

"In previous instances, people were stuck from the very first step. Many Chosen Ones were unable to find the rules until the last moment of their lives, and died inexplicably."

"I like this method of copying. If it had been implemented earlier, many fewer people would have died."

【Rule 1: Military orders cannot be violated. 】

[Rule 2: When fighting the enemy, no matter what order your superiors give you, you must follow it immediately.]

[Rule 3: Whenever you see someone whistling, stop him and report it to your superior.]

[Rule 4: Please always stay in the same space with at least two or more comrades.]

[Rule 5: You are most vulnerable when you go to the toilet, so be careful of sneak attacks.]

[Rule 6: Women are not allowed in the army.]

[Rule 7: Do not mention the word "death."]

[Rule 8: Do not run away, do not say discouraging words. ]

[Rule Nine: Dead bodies don’t smell sweet.]

After Chen Yue finished reading the content, he found that among the three people, only his note was placed on the clothes, while the other two's notes were inside the clothes.

At this moment, the other two also followed his example and read the rules.

Vina: "Would you like to exchange information?"

"It's too late." Chen Yue shouted, "We'll meet again if we have a chance."

After saying that, he waved his hand and ran away.

Vina was stunned for a moment: "He seems to be running in the wrong direction, right?"

Sang Wen: "Oh, you don't know how high the sky is or how deep the earth is."

Vina: "Okay, how about we exchange some information?"

Sang Wen handed over the note.

Comment: "This Sang Wen is more open-minded than some people."

"Some people here refer specifically to the chosen ones from some three-character countries."

It has happened many times before. When conducting multiplayer dungeons, the chosen ones were wary of each other and did not trust each other, which led to a lack of information exchange and ultimately the deaths and injuries of many innocent people.

Sang Wen's openness in laying out his rules was far beyond the audience's expectations.

……

On the other side, Chen Yue was running fast.

Until he entered a military camp, he found that the armor of the people inside was different from the one he had just received.

Barrage: "Fuck, Chen Laoliu, it's not what I thought, what is he going to do?"

"This seems to be a hostile camp."

"It turns out that it's just what you thought."

While the last netizen was speaking, Chen Yue had already taken action. He walked behind a soldier who was peeing, raised his hand knife, and chopped the back of the man's head.

Then... the other person turned around: "What are you doing?"

The green eyes stared at him, making the person feel cold all over, and his teeth began to tremble.

Thanks to the five-minute novice protection period, Chen Yue had just come here smoothly. Now that he had interacted with the people in the copy, the protection period was naturally over, and the soldiers saw him.

Seeing the other party raising his spear and opening his mouth to call for help, at the critical moment, Xiaobai spat out a mouthful of saliva and hit the other person in the face.

The saliva had a paralyzing effect, and the soldier fell down.

Chen Yue took off the other person's armor and put it on himself, muttering:

"Fuck, the TV show lied to me."

Isn’t it said that if you take a photo, you will faint?

Barrage:"……"

"Is it possible? People say that if you tap someone, they will faint. Was it a person you tapped?"

"Chen Laoliu was a bit reckless this time. If it weren't for Xiaobai, he might have died here. I was scared to death."

"How can he not be extravagant? Liang Jingru is not here, Xu Ye gave him the courage."

"Just now I saw the note on it, and Chen Laoliu's mouth corners were harder to suppress than AK."

"It's better to be safe. A dungeon is not a game. You can save the game and start over. I was really scared just now."

……

Chen Yue changed his clothes and walked towards the enemy camp with his head held high.

When he was halfway there, Chen Yue was stunned when he saw so many tents in front of him.

It was the middle of the night and he had no idea where he lived!

Just now I was just thinking about people being at their most vulnerable when they are using the toilet, and forgot to ask about this matter.

Chen Yue asked for help: "Boss Xu Ye, can you give me some hints?"

There was no response around.

Indian audience: "You're still giving me hints. Go back now, you idiot."

"This is a dungeon. Do you think Xu Ye will pay attention to you?"

"Don't dream, narcissistic man."

They were very angry just now. Chen Yue ran away alone, leaving Vina and Sang Wen together, which greatly increased the risk factor.

Chen Yue clasped his hands together:

"Wise, brave, and great Night God, I am your most loyal believer. Please use your divine power to guide your believers."

After saying this, Chen Yue opened his eyes, but there was still no movement around him.

Just when Chen Yue was about to think of another way to hide temporarily, a large arrow made up of light sources suddenly appeared in the sky in front of him, pointing directly at one of the tents.

Chen Yue went over immediately.

There was a large bunk bed in the tent where the soldiers were sleeping. Chen Yue saw an empty bed and lay down on it.

"Boom, boom, boom!"

The huge camp was as quiet as a chicken. Chen Yue could only hear his own heart beating...

About half an hour later, a gong sounded, and the people around him suddenly moved and sat up in unison.

Chen Yue also quickly stood up, and was met with a pair of green eyes right in front of him, and almost cried out.

The person in front of him had no face. Under the helmet, two clusters of green ghost fire flickered in his eye sockets, looking weird and evil.

……

At the same time, in the camp on the other side, Vina was also frightened by the green will-o'-the-wisp.

"Pay attention to your facial expressions." Sang Wen reminded carefully.

"General Sang, the general is looking for you." A man in casual clothes and holding a feather fan came towards him and bowed politely to Sang Wen.

"it is good."

Sang Wen nodded and strode forward.

The general's position was easy to find, the largest and most "luxurious" tent in the entire camp. In addition, Sang Wen was a gangster when he was young, and his posture when he walked was quite domineering, which really made him look like a guard.

Veena followed him.

"Hey~ where are you going?"

A fan stopped in front of Vina, blocking her way.

Vina looked at him in confusion.

The man waved his fan gently and said, "Why don't you come with me to deal with the important military affairs."

Ten minutes later, Vina looked at the pile of soldiers' registers on the table that needed to be sorted out and asked, "Is this the military secret you mentioned?"

"That's right." The middle-aged man stroked his beard and nodded.

Vina yelled, "No, why am I a civil official? Why?"

Chen Yue and Sang Wen, two weaklings, are both military generals. Her muscles are just wasted.

She wanted to fight, too.

"Oh? If you are not a civil servant, then what are you?" The man touched Vina's hair: "You are so short."