Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

Chen Yue held the compass, and after a series of complicated operations, the compass needle finally pointed to a familiar place.

Chen Yue looked at the room he lived in, pushed open the door and entered.

The pointer spun slowly, pointing directly to the bed in the corner of the bedroom.

He shouted to the two people behind him: "Hurry up, follow me."

Three people gathered around the bed.

"The question now is how to dig."

"Call the excavation company. It's making too much noise."

Vina stepped forward domineeringly: "Get out of the way, I'll do it~"

She swung her arms, and her muscular upper limbs were swung into the shape of a Hot Wheels.

"Boom" sound,

The fist smashed out with a strong wind, and the ground shook and cracked for a moment, and wood chips flew everywhere.

Vina swung her arms continuously, blood seeping out of her fists, until a large hole collapsed in the ground.

Sang Wen held her back and reminded her, "That's enough."

Vina put away her fists and put her hands on her hips: "Oh wow, so fast?"

"Call me anytime if you need me."

“It’s so cool~”

She has been feeling very depressed lately and doesn't dare to smash things for fear of looking like a psychopath, so she has to endure it.

Today I finally got a chance to vent.

Barrage: "Oh my goodness, the powerful goddess Vina."

"Too violent, isn't it? She almost hit Chen Yue just now. I don't like a woman like this as my wife."

"As an Indian, what qualifications do you have to say such things? Why did Vina become like this today? Wasn't it to protect you? This is a work-related injury."

"It's really disgusting. We Long people can say such things, and other people can say such things, but only you, the Indians, can say such things. Why?"

Soon, the words condemning Vina were drowned out by the crowd's saliva.

Don't you think Vina is right in this matter?

I mainly hate traitors.

……

The hole on the ground is not big, just enough to accommodate one person.

The three of them locked the door and jumped in at the same time.

It was pitch black inside, but luckily everyone had good jumping abilities, and they could land safely from a height of five or six meters.

Chen Yue was the first to land. His feet were a little numb from the shock. He wondered, "What happened?"

The ground under my feet is too solid, and there is no soft feeling of stepping on the ground.

Chen Yue took out a flashlight and shone it downwards. He saw a black wooden board with patterns on it, which was covered with dust.

Looking down again, he was still some distance from the ground where he was standing.

Damn, it’s a coffin…

When Chen Yue jumped, he landed right on the coffin.

"Amitabha, Infinite Heavenly Venerable, no offense intended."

Chen Yue clasped his hands together and immediately jumped down from the coffin lid. At this time, the other two people also fell to the ground.

"I'll do it." Strongman Vina volunteered again.

He placed his hands on both sides of the coffin and blew the lid off...

Chen Yue put his hands together and prayed: "I'm sorry, I've already offended you once, and I accidentally offended you again. I must be more careful next time."

Barrage: "You are too offensive..."

"And Chen Yue, you have learned a lot of different things. After Amitabha, you can say Wuliang Tianzun. It's really amazing!"

"I think he was frightened, so he just called out all the titles he had known since he was a child that could defeat ghosts and gods."

"Then why not call Xu Ye?"

"Do you think he's a bad guy?"

The coffin was opened, and the scene inside was revealed:

Everyone looked over and saw a skeleton wearing armor lying flat inside.

His hands were spread out at his sides, his palms sticking out from his sleeves.

The head was empty, with only an old helmet placed at the neck, replacing the original skull.

This scene is exactly the same as what I saw at night!

Sang Wen looked at the coffin for a few minutes, stroked his chin and said thoughtfully: "It looks a little familiar."

"If I remember correctly, we just landed on top of the coffin, and the position of the bed in the room..."

Chen Yue: "!!!"

The bed in his room was facing the coffin, with the head of the bed facing the head of the coffin, and the foot of the bed facing the foot of the coffin. It was a single bed, almost the same size as the coffin.

To round it off, he almost slept in a coffin.

"Why am I so unlucky?" Chen Yue grinned and instantly thought of his previous experience. Now everything made sense.

Why are others fine, but I almost froze to death?

Why is it that the temperature I feel is always lower than that of others?

So he sleeps on the head of the tomb owner every day, which is the place where the negative energy penetrates most strongly. How could his physical injuries not be serious?

Xiao Bai hissed and stuck out his tongue, rushing forward to eat the corpse, but was stopped by Chen Yue in time: "No, it will be useful if you keep it."

The three of them checked the situation around them.

If they were not mistaken, they entered a separate tomb chamber, the main tomb, where the highest-ranking person in the entire army was buried.

That is the general's tomb.

Vina stuffed the talisman she had drawn in advance into the general's hand.

then……

"biu~"

A cold wind blew around, and the talisman paper was blown away and fell to the ground.

Wei Na: "?"

She didn't believe it and continued to stuff the talisman paper in, but it was blown out again.

Vina took out the tape and stuck the talisman on.

Still the same result.

Wei Na: "..."

What's going on? The general doesn't want to accept the talisman paper?

"Maybe we just stepped on him and he's angry."

Vina imitated Chen Yue's words: "Amitabha, Wuliang Tianzun, please allow us to offend you for a moment, just once, I promise not to disturb you next time."

Sang Wen: “…”

He seems to be teamed up with two psychopaths and perverts. I doubt the mental state of the remaining two teammates!

Chen Yue: "Did you draw it correctly?"

"By the way." Vina: "I've been practicing all night."

"You don't believe in my calligraphy, but you also don't believe in my painting skills?"

Sang Wen nodded and testified: "That's right."

Chen Yue: "That should be correct."

He frowned: "Why don't you let me try?"