Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

"Oh, beautiful lady, long time no see."

Pierre made a gorgeous turn and came to the front desk. He bent down, took the girl's hand like a gentleman and gave her a gentle kiss.

Those blue eyes, as deep as the starry sky, seemed to be able to suck you in at a glance.

The girl was a little shy, completely attracted by this scene. She wanted to pull her hand away, but couldn't bear to do so: "Hello, although...but when have we met before?"

The man in front of her had an extraordinary demeanor. If she had seen him before, she would never forget this kind of male beauty... No, bah, man.

Pierre's long, thick eyelashes drooped over his eyes. He sighed, as if he had just realized what was happening, and hurriedly let go of her hand: "Sorry, I recognized the wrong person."

He was full of annoyance: "You look a lot like my ex-girlfriend. Not long ago, she fell ill and died..."

"It's okay!" The girl said loudly, and at the same time secretly shook the hand that was released, with some regret: "You must not mean it."

The man in front of him was first-rate in both appearance and figure.

The most important thing is that there was a hint of sadness in his voice when he spoke, which infected me.

It was as if I was part of the story he told, and I started to feel sad:

"What a touching love story. I think your girlfriend must have loved you very much when she was alive."

Ivan, who was standing next to him, took the opportunity to put the green notebook he had just read back.

Barrage: "Good fellow, a gang committed the crime."

"And it was right under the girl's nose."

"Pierre's eyes, when not doing anything, are full of affection when he looks at dogs."

The receptionist obviously wanted to chat for a while, but Pierre had already turned away and lowered his head silently: "I'm in a bad mood."

"Hey... okay."

The front desk was a little disappointed. She wanted to take the person back to the room and comfort him.

She turned around and angrily shouted at Ivan who was watching the show:

"What are you hesitating about? Have you finished writing?"

Ivan: “…”

He felt wronged. What did this have to do with him? Pierre ignored her, so the receptionist took out her anger on him.

Sure enough, staying around a handsome guy is not a good thing.

Ivan was not defeated: "Don't look at me like this now. When I recover from my injuries, I will still be quite handsome. By then, it will be too late for you to cry and beg me."

The receptionist sneered and looked at him sarcastically: "Oh."

"Oh!"

After talking for a long time, she only said one word: "Oh".

Ivan was angry and unwilling to accept it. He rolled up his sleeves and was ready to fight.

Pierre quickly stopped him and dragged the man away.

How come after a trip to prison, my temper became so bad?

……

After coming out from the front desk, Pierre asked with concern: "Are you okay?"

"Is it not comfortable in prison?"

Subtext: Are you upset by something?

Ivan did not deny it.

Life in the death prison is indeed very depressing.

If you hold it in for too long, even the most honest person will become irritable and angry.

Just like in the real world, some people become more and more violent and violent, starting fights over trivial matters or even leading to more tragic incidents.

Ultimately, people are not born this way.

It’s because life has not been easy and long-term depression has led to this situation.

Pierre calmed him down: "If that doesn't work, I can help you with the treatment."

If a person is extremely sad, he or she probably won't have time to be irritable.

Seeing Pierre's expectant look, Ivan shuddered and raised one hand: "Haha, I'm fine."

Barrage: "Hahahahahahahaha, Ivan, hello is a bit too fast."

"Raising your hand is like a primary school student answering a teacher's question."

"I never realized before that Ivan is so interesting."

In the strange story,

Pierre: "Then tell me, what did you find just now?"

It would be best if it was a valuable clue, so that he would not have wasted his talent in re-enacting his previous character.

"No. 1: Huangshan."

"Number 2:" Ivan narrated.

Pierre: “No more?”

Ivan shook his head: "It's absolutely true. I flipped from the first page to the last page, and there is indeed nothing else."

"Oh, and it has today's date on it."

When Ivan asked about it, the front desk clerk said that the notebook was full, so they changed it. It was obviously a lie.

"When we signed in, we had to fill in our department and name one by one."

Pierre was puzzled: "What does his number one represent?"

"Anyway, let's find out more about Huang Shan first. We can keep each other informed if we have any news."

Ivan nodded in agreement. He was still willing to trust the other party's judgment. With a think tank player like Pierre, as long as he didn't give up, it shouldn't be difficult to pass the level this time.

"By the way, why did you come out so soon?"

He has never had an interview, but from hearing about other people's interviews, it seems that they all take a long time and involve several rounds of questioning and screening by company leaders.

How could it be that Pierre is the type who would come out in less than ten minutes?

"If you didn't make it to the interview, you wouldn't beat him up and force him to show his work badge, would you?"

"No." Pierre shook his head.

"After I entered, they first asked me my age. Then there was a 200-pound box next to me, and they asked me to lift it and walk around twice. I passed the interview."

"Is it that simple?" Ivan didn't quite believe it.

"Yes." Pierre nodded: "Maybe it's also because I'm handsome."

When he said this, there was no expression on his face, as if he was just stating a fact.

Yes, I am handsome, so the interviewer and the front desk staff have to take care of me.

This nonchalant expression made Ivan so angry that he almost jumped up: "Damn it, when I'm not sunburned, I'm no worse than you."

"No worse than you."

Pierre said calmly: "Oh."

"Let's get to work."

Ivan: “…”

Ivan turned and walked away, his long legs moving at a very fast pace.

The Chosen One who just came out of the interview room and happened to have heard the entire conversation between the two:

"?"

He panted and wiped the sweat from his forehead: "No, how can this interview be easy?"

Is it easy to walk back and forth in the room carrying a box weighing more than 200 pounds?

I think he is also a fitness coach in the real world. He almost failed the test just now because he was not careful.

Even if I pass it, I will be exhausted.

The Chosen One rested for a while before getting up from the ground and going to his designated work area.

In fact, the true situation of this interview was that the fitness coach was strong and passed the interview in a short time.

As Pierre was handsome, people were afraid that he might be too delicate, so they made him carry things and walk for a while longer to test his physical strength.

This wave of sentiment is indeed a bit discriminatory based on appearance, which inversely correlates appearance with "ability to work".

But Pierre was too strong and didn't realize other people's intentions at all. He walked around inside with the box in his arms, looking very relaxed.

This is such a beautiful misunderstanding.