Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

The decoration inside the hall is very nice, magnificent and sparkling everywhere.

If most people dare to challenge such a decoration, it will most likely become a shiny KTV style from the 1960s and 1970s.

But this nursing home is different. The decorations in the hall are arranged in an orderly manner, and the decoration is made of real materials... It feels like entering a royal palace.

Too rich... Pierre walked over and found No. 14 among the crowd, an old man with a calm temperament, sitting on the dragon throne.

He had gray hair and wore a pair of metal-framed glasses. When he saw Pierre, he greeted him politely. It was obvious from his youth that he was not an ordinary person.

Yes, living in a place like this, the monthly fees alone should be quite expensive.

Pierre stayed here for more than an hour. One caregiver was responsible for one elderly person. They were very considerate and did not fail to respond in time.

There was laughter all around and everything seemed so beautiful.

……

On the other side, Ivan came to the place where volunteers reported, where he received a work badge and a booklet.

【Volunteer Service Guide:】

【Welcome to join the big family of volunteers. As the largest volunteer organization in the city, we were born to help those in need in the society. 】

[Rule 1: Volunteers are only allowed to meet with the elderly between 9:00 a.m. and 8:00 p.m. Meetings are prohibited at other times.]

[Rule 2: Volunteers need to serve at least one elderly person every day. If they fail to do so for more than three days, they will be expelled from the organization and permanently notified. The Volunteer Association does not welcome lazy people.]

[Rule 3: Every elderly person who comes here is lonely and they are extremely eager for the warmth of home. You must use your love to influence them, integrate with them, and become a part of their family.]

[Rule 4: Nursing is a profession that relies entirely on conscience, and you need to supervise them at all times.

If you find any abuse or disrespect towards the elderly, please do not hesitate to file a complaint immediately and fight for the corresponding rights of the elderly. 】

[Rule Five: The families of the elderly who are willing to enter nursing homes are very irresponsible. If unfilial family members come to visit, you need to try your best to prevent them from meeting.

But if you have to meet, you should always remind the elderly not to be deceived and not to make monetary transactions with family members. 】

[Rule 6: Please always remember the reason why you joined the Volunteer Association. Don’t forget your original intention.]

[Rule 7: If you feel lost, go to the dormitory rooftop. ]

There are eight rules in total. Ivan looked at the note and immediately used his talent. Soon, the sentence in rule five, "Family members are very irresponsible," turned red.

His talent [Peeping] was upgraded during his continuous experience in ghost story dungeons. It changed from marking an error in a certain rule to marking an error in a specific sentence, which was very convenient.

Comment: "What does rule five mean? Why is it marked in red?"

"That's right. Is that wrong? Who would send their parents to a nursing home?"

"The conditions in this nursing home are very good. Is it possible that the children don't have time, so they spend a lot of money to send the person here?"

The audience in front of the screen talked a lot and automatically divided into two factions. One said that going into a nursing home was a good thing, while the other opposed this view.

In the world of ghost stories, Ivan frowned tightly, staring at the note in his hand. From the content above, it can be seen that the volunteers, caregivers, and family members are all in a state of confrontation.

The status of volunteers seems to be higher than that of caregivers, and they have the right to report at any time. Perhaps something can be done by taking advantage of this.

He put the note away and walked to the other side of the room, where a few tables had been temporarily set up and put together, saying that they could take up their tasks.

Behind the desk are volunteers in blue.

At this time, the volunteer was leaning on the chair and dozing off.

"Hello, I'm a new volunteer, and I'm here to take on a mission." Ivan spoke politely, his voice gentle and his tone humble.

However, just as he finished saying this, the person on the chair actually started snoring, and it seemed that he was sleeping very soundly.

Ivan had to raise his voice and patted the volunteer: "I want to take the task!"

His voice was so loud and his hand was so strong that the person in the shaking chair had to wake up from his sleep and looked at Ivan impatiently:

"You're late. Today's appointment is full. Let's do it tomorrow."

Ivan knew one thing very well: what didn't exist today would definitely not exist tomorrow.

Just like in real life, when someone borrows money from you and asks you to be lenient and pay it back tomorrow.

The customer told the shopping guide that the dress was pretty good and she would buy it tomorrow.

The customer told the salesperson that your company’s products are good and we would like to consider them.

Tomorrow is tomorrow, tomorrow is so much.

Anything that cannot be finalized on the spot has an 80% chance of being scrapped tomorrow.

Ivan paused when he heard this. He suddenly looked around in a somewhat obscene manner, walked over and locked the door.

When he turned around again, his face was full of excitement:

"Hey, here I come, baby"

Ivan rubbed his hands together and punched them hard.

"What are you doing?" The volunteer looked at him in horror, covering his chest with both hands: "Don't come over here!"

Ivan: "I'd like to treat you to fried meat with sandbags."

He was in so much pain. The long period of suppressed pain made Ivan feel very depressed. This anger was not released when he first entered the dungeon.

Now, he finally got the chance.

There were screams in the room, and the audience in front of the screen were also confused:

"Ivan is a bit irritable indeed. But he still has his reason, and he only targets bad guys. It's obvious that the volunteer deliberately didn't assign him a position."

"Ivan, you've changed. You actually called him little darling. You never said such things before."

"No, no one spoke up for that volunteer? He protected his chest at the first moment. Did he protect the wrong place?"

……

It was almost time for dinner. The hall was crowded with people, and many caregivers were moving and heading towards the restaurant.

Pierre greeted the old man No. 14 and asked before leaving: "What would you like to eat?"

The old man had a kind face and before he could say anything, the volunteer in front of him spoke first, listing several dishes in succession.

"These are all Grandpa's favorite foods. Oh, and bring a cup of health tea."

The volunteer was a thin man, about 27 or 28 years old, with two dimples on his face when he smiled.

He turned to the person on the chair and said, "Grandpa, health tea is good for your health."

Pierre stood still and stared at old man No. 14.

Apparently, the volunteer's behavior just now pleased the old man, and he laughed: "Okay, okay, these are the dishes."

"But I don't want to eat black fungus today, so I'll have spinach instead."

"can."

Pierre put away the note with the dishes written down, and then walked towards the restaurant.

[Rule 5: Here, you must meet any requests from the elderly and provide them with the most thoughtful service. ]

The people he serves are the elderly, not volunteers, so the order must not be got wrong.

The volunteer's expression froze.

As Pierre left, she stared at his back with resentment.

Pierre walked out of the magnificent building. It was now dinner time, and he could easily walk to the restaurant by following the crowd.

But the journey in between seems a bit long.

Pierre walked for about ten minutes, during which time he passed by several gray buildings, which formed a sharp contrast with the magnificent house he had just seen.

When he arrived at the restaurant, he was even more surprised to see the old and dilapidated building in front of him, which looked to be more than 50 years old.

There was a small sign hanging at the door of the dilapidated building: "Canteen".

The paint on the word "堂" has faded after being exposed to wind and sun, and it looks like "食土".

Pierre walked into the restaurant, which was dim and gloomy. The tables were dirty, as if no one had cleaned them for a long time. At the food window not far away, several aunts were shaking their spoons, as if they had epilepsy.

"..."

In just ten minutes, Pierre felt like he had traveled through time, from a magnificent European palace to the country of Asan.

The most annoying thing is the other people around, who rushed over with their food trays.

Pierre also hurried over and found the dishes he needed.