Get out of the circle! The villain’s own mother went crazy in the baby show

Chapter 373 Dreaming of being a scumbag, driving the wildest car, and dating the most handsome boy

Everyone was really laughed to death by Shi Xuemin.

Even though he is so grown up, he is still so childish, and when he plays, he doesn’t even look like an internet celebrity.

Not to mention, this girl has more than 10 million fans. She is a good salesman. It is said that she has even started her own company and her career is flourishing.

But it’s all like this, and there is no idol baggage at all. When it comes to comedy, you really don’t have to face it.

Tang's mother invited everyone to have something to eat in the living room.

Shi Xuemin also performed several complete movements of Tsukino Usagi's transformation on the spot, making everyone laugh out loud.

Straight men said they couldn't understand.

The women couldn't stop laughing.

"Didn't you watch this anime when you were kids? It was very popular at that time." Shi Xuemin told several women.

Yu Wan said: "I've seen it. I even bought stickers when I was a kid! I also bought figures before, but they disappeared. I later made them myself."

Shi Xuemin immediately approached Yu Wan and said, "You are my sister, and you know how to do figures. Can you give me one? No, no, no, I will buy it from you."

Yu Wan smiled and said, "If you don't want to buy anything, I will make one for you later."

Su Nian said: "Should I say it or not, Xiaowan's handiwork has always been very good."

But she had never watched anime like Sailor Moon when she was a child.

When she was a child, she lived in the countryside and didn't have that kind of conditions. Moreover, she often helped the family with work, whether harvesting rice or feeding chickens and ducks. She was usually busy doing homework, so she really didn't have much time.

Xiao Lu hadn't seen it either, but she saw it later when she was browsing short videos.

Gu Shaoqing and Ruan Tang came over with their son Shi Yan and nephew Leyan.

Shi Yan and Le Yan ran to see Zhou Zhou to play.

Su Nian asked Ruan Tang to come over and sit down, while Gu Shaoqing went to the group of men, who were drinking at the bar.

Ruan Tang asked Su Nian and the others: "What are you talking about?"

Shi Xuemin said: "I will destroy you on behalf of the moon. Do you know whose slogan this is?"

"I know, Tsukino Usagi often said that I loved watching it when I was a kid," Ruan Tang said.

Shi Xuemin: "It happens often, which gives me inspiration for my creations. The new video features beautiful girls in cross-dressing, which is a surprise to my fans."

Xiao Lu: "Otaku's favorite!"

Shi Xuemin protested: "Prejudice, girls also love it, just like these two."

Referring to Yu Wan and Ruan Tang.

Yu Wan: "Well, I will give you a thumbs up when the time comes."

Ruan Tang: "I'll forward it."

Shi Xuemin stood up and bowed, "Thank you, thank you, thank you all the rich ladies for supporting me."

Over at the bar, several men were also chatting. Tang Yuli saw Qin Chaoyuan staring at the amusing Shi Xuemin, so he leaned over and teased: "Are you excited?"

Qin Chaoyuan had a smile on his face. When he heard this, his expression immediately changed, "Don't talk nonsense, we are a pure friendship between idols and fans."

Tang Yuli asked Shen Yufeng, "Do you believe it?"

Shen Yufeng smiled and said nothing.

Qin Chaoyuan: "Old Shen, what's your expression? You have something to say!"

Shen Yufeng said: "You will take action when it's time to take action. Didn't you used to be known as a little whirlwind in love? Your main focus is to be fast, accurate and ruthless. Your current style is not like yours!"

Qin Chaoyuan said: "I'm mature, can't I?"

Tang Yuli said politely: "Could it be that your little crush is really not interested in you?"

Qin Chaoyuan crushed the biscuit in his hand, "Don't talk nonsense!"

Tang Yuli: "Oh, I understand. Your fans can't sit still when facing you as an idol. In short, you have no charm."

Qin Chaoyuan snorted: "Stop provoking, she is just a child and has no interest in men. She said she wants to pursue her career these days..."

As soon as he said this, he was slapped in the face by the woman over there.

It turned out that Xiao Lu was scrolling through Shi Xuemin's recently updated videos. When she saw an interesting one, she asked, "Minmin, there's something wrong with your video. Who is that handsome guy? What do you mean he's coming to you for something?"

In the video, a man was yelled at by a middle-aged uncle. Shi Xuemin rushed to protect the handsome man and staged a scene where a beautiful woman saves a handsome boy. We don’t know if it was a script.

Shi Xuemin came over to take a look, and smiled, "Handsome, aren't you? Just yell when you see an uneven road. I won't leave if I see a handsome guy in trouble~"

The women couldn't stop laughing.

Mainly because of Shi Xuemin's expression that made me laugh.

Qin Chaoyuan: "..."

He held the goblet tightly and looked unhappy!

Tang Yuli was still fanning the flames, "Brother, I believe in your charm, but since everyone else is like this, I have to wonder if you are not good at that... Do you want me to introduce you to a professional andrologist?"

"You..." Qin Chaoyuan's face darkened, and he was about to fight with Tang Yuli, but Shen Yufeng stopped him.

"Forget it, are you too tired from filming recently? Oh, you need to take a good rest..."

On the surface, Shen Yufeng was trying to persuade him, but in fact, he was following Tang Yuli's lead in doing harm.

Qin Chaoyuan: What fate do I have to have such bad friends?

Tang Yuli and Shen Yufeng had been harmed by Qin Chaoyuan in many ways before, and now they also wanted to take revenge.

If you don’t harm him now, when will you wait?

Shi Xuemin obviously didn't realize that idols were in dire straits at this time, and kept saying, "Protecting handsome guys is the mission given to me by God. I can't help it. I feel pity for handsome guys. I can't stop. I really want to protect him." Pick all the delicate flowers and pet them..."

Su Nian and Yu Wan were all laughing so hard.

Xiao Lu glanced at Qin Chaoyuan over there and said calmly: "What about your idol? What position do you put your idol in by doing this?"

Qin Chaoyuan immediately pricked up his ears to listen.

Just listen to Shi Xuemin say: "How can those coquettish bitches outside compare with my brother? Those wild flowers and I are just having fun, and my brother is my true love~~"

After saying that, he threw a wink to Qin Chaoyuan.

Qin Chaoyuan: What kind of scumbag quotation is this? ?

Thank you so much!

Tang Yuli and Shen Yufeng also laughed unkindly.

Gu Shaoqing shook his head helplessly.

I don’t understand what these people are laughing at?

Qin Chaoyuan couldn't sit still anymore and went over with a glass of wine, "Su Nian, if you meet a handsome guy outside at this time and ask you for help, will you save him?"

This is obviously a proposition.

Su Nian just glanced at her husband's murderous eyes, but Qin Chaoyuan caught the question, "You hesitated, you hesitated, it seems that your relationship still needs to be tested again..."

As a result, Su Nian gave a textbook-level answer, "The reason why I didn't answer immediately is because this is not a problem at all to me."

Qin Chaoyuan asked in confusion: "Why is it not a problem?"

Su Nian replied: "Because except for my husband, I won't even look at other men! Handsome guy? What handsome guy? Isn't my husband the only handsome guy in this world?"

Qin Chaoyuan: "??"

"Okay!" Xiao Lu applauded.

Yu Wan and Ruan Tang also smiled and clapped their hands.

Shi Xuemin said: "Sister Nian, I really want to present you with a banner of women's virtue."

Sure enough, the richest woman is not something ordinary people can do.

He actually licked it to this extent.

Su Nian said that my husband is jealous and I am afraid.

Obviously, Tang Yuli was very satisfied with Su Nian's answer.

He just likes Su Nian to flatter him!

Qin Chaoyuan clutched his chest where he was about to vomit blood, "You couple...are simply...cruel!"

Shi Xuemin comforted him, "Brother, don't be like this. This couple has been openly abusing the dog for more than a day or two. What else can we do except accept it?"

She screamed, as if she was oppressed by the landlords and wealthy people in the old society.

"Minmin..." Qin Chaoyuan looked at her sadly.

"elder brother……"

"If the only way to fight them is for us to join forces to fight against them, will you be willing to fight side by side with me?"

Shi Xuemin's eyes were firm and her expression was inspiring, "I am willing to sacrifice my life and blood for my brother and die exhausted!"

"Okay, very good. From now on, you can't take a second look at the cats, dogs, wild flowers and grass on the roadside."

Qin Chaoyuan said.

Shi Xuemin was stunned for a moment and looked at Su Nian, Xiaolu and the others strangely...

He seemed to be asking them, is this request very unreasonable?

It’s simply too evil!

She only has such a hobby, and she wants to be deprived of it by her own idol?

Isn't it too miserable?

Su Nian Xiaolu and others were cracking melon seeds, watching the exaggerated performance of the two of them as if in a stage play.

Tang Yuli, Shen Yufeng and Gu Shaoqing were also stunned.

What the hell are these two doing?

Are you acting all the time?

If you are so right, you can get married right where you are.

Shi Xuemin said hesitantly: "Brother, I have always wanted to be your crazy fan, charming and sexy, but my biggest dream in this life is to be a scumbag, drive the wildest car, pick up the most handsome boy, conflict ?"

Xiao Lu and Su Nian cheered.

Xiao Lu waved the banner for Shi Xuemin and shouted, "Sister Minmin, well done, I have my grassland and my horse, I can play whatever I want!"

Tang Yuli and Shen Yufeng's smiles were almost crooked.

Qin Chaoyuan, you too have today!

Qin Chaoyuan was furious, "You think I'm not handsome enough?"

"Of course not, you are the most handsome in the world in my heart!"

As a crazy fan, praising your idol to death is the most basic quality.

"Then I let you soak, is that enough?" Qin Chaoyuan looked at Shi Xuemin and said.

Shi Xuemin was stunned.

She looked at Su Nian, Xiao Lu and the others with widened beautiful eyes, asking them with her eyes, what to do, what to do?

At this time, Su Nian and Xiao Lu began to pretend to be dead.

No more yelling.

Everyone pretends to be busy with their own things.

Shi Xuemin stammered: "Soak...soak in formalin?"

Tang Yuli just took a sip of red wine and it was sprayed out.

I really have to admire this girl's imagination.

It’s a cow!

Qin Chaoyuan was speechless.

Shi Xuemin cooed: "Brother, why did you suddenly say such hurtful words? Is there something I didn't do well enough? Tell me, I will change it!"

"I..." Qin Chaoyuan was often troubled by Shi Xuemin's non-conformity.

Xiao Lu had to admire Shi Xuemin.

Do you want to change it? Whatever people like you, you should change it, right?

Just at this time, Gu's mother brought her in-laws over to play, ending the topic for the time being.

Xiao Lu stood up and said, "Minmin, how about we drive outside and go shopping?"

"Okay!" Shi Xuemin was instantly resurrected with full blood, and she went over to hold hands with Xiao Lu.

Qin Chaoyuan wanted to call Shi Xuemin, but stopped.

Ruan Tang told Su Nianyuwan that there were lively activities on the street at night and everyone could go shopping.

Su Nian also came across this event.

It is a light festival with the theme of Buddha's light, and it is very grand.

At the same time, there are dragon and lion dances, firecrackers, fireworks, and lanterns...

Since country T has a large number of Chinese people, the New Year atmosphere is no worse than at home.

Because there were a lot of people in each house, we went our separate ways and arranged to meet at a resting spot when the time came.

For this reason, Su Nian also set up a WeChat group and brought everyone in.

Over there, Xiao Lu and Shi Xuemin went out for a walk first.

Xiao Lu drove the sports car Shi Xuemin rented in advance and said, "Minmin, did your brother confess to you just now?"

Shi Xuemin pretended to be stupid: "Really? I didn't hear it!"

Xiao Lu: "Stop pretending!"

Shi Xuemin continued to pretend to be dead.

Xiao Lu said quietly: "Men are all dogs and have no conscience. It's okay for you to be like this. Always be yourself."

Shi Xuemin said sincerely: "Sister Lu, I think you are quite good. You are only attracted to women and have no worries about men at all."

Xiao Lu: "..."

This sounds so annoying.

She emphasized, "I have no crush on Xiao Yuan!"

Shi Xuemin smiled and said, "I didn't mention your little assistant just now!"

Xiao Lu snorted, "I don't like that kind of heartless thing. It's just like disappearing from the world. Why do you use such a person? I don't even want to give it away!"

After hearing Xiao Lu's angry words, Shi Xuemin couldn't help but ask, "By the way, weren't you not attracted to her at all in the past?"

Xiao looked expressionless: "I have always been hard-hearted."

Shi Xuemin: "Do you mind if the person you like happens to be of the same sex?"

Xiao Lu did not answer, but asked, "Do you mind if the person you like is of the same sex?"

Shi Xuemin shrugged: "I don't mind, I can do it."

"So... you are?" Xiao Lu suddenly began to doubt.

People all over the world know that Shi Xuemin is crazy about chasing stars. She likes Qin Chaoyuan to the extreme, and she makes no secret of her love for idols on any occasion.

But only close friends know how restrained she is towards her idol Qin Chaoyuan.

If it were any other fan, they would have already pounced on their idol. How could they be like Shi Xuemin, the idol would confess her love in public, just say I like you, but she pretended to be stupid and avoided it.

Most people really can’t understand this kind of operation.

Qin Chaoyuan is probably still depressed now.

So Xiao Lu now has to doubt Shi Xuemin's sexual orientation.

This girl has a lot of fun.

I attended Su Nian and Tang Yuli's island wedding before, and I also brought my best friend with me. They have a pretty good relationship. They won't... fall in love over time, right?

Xiao Lu thought about it for a while, and felt more and more that this was the case.

Shi Xuemin smiled, leaned lazily on the passenger seat, and said lazily: "Be a devil, without emotions, with murderous intent... This is my attitude towards life."

Xiao Lu really liked Shi Xuemin's free and easy temperament.

How wonderful it is to be heartless!

She was originally like this too.

But that damn little assistant!

Don't let her catch him!

She slapped the steering wheel hatefully, startling Shi Xuemin.

"Sister Lu, what are you doing? You can't stand me and want to kill me?"

Xiao Lu was about to retort when she suddenly saw a figure that was so familiar that it made her panic, "Xiao Yuan..."

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