Global Gamification: The Legendary Goddess of Gambit

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"Hey, hey, hey, this is Akihabara, the most famous place for neon lights."

On the famous street of Neon. A beautiful blue-haired sand sculpture and a handsome black-haired man stood on the roadside, looking around at this Two-dimensional holy land.

When it comes to neon, the first thing Zhou Zheng thinks of is the famous Akihabara here.

The second one is that... ahem, that specialty.

Considering that the second place is not suitable for Aqua to go to.

So the two of them arrived here at the first stop.

As for the back...

Let’s talk about it later. Maybe after visiting here, Aqua will forget what happened in the morning and can go back directly.

"By the way, Aqua, are you okay communicating with them?"

Zhou Zheng is not worried about himself, after all, he has the skills to help translate.

"Who are you looking down on? I am the goddess!"

Aqua said confidently, and then happily communicated with passers-by.

Her blue fur fits right in here without any sense of disobedience.

Aside from the mental hurdles.

There is no communication barrier between her and the Neon Man.

Well, probably, everyone who talks to her can understand her words, but when combined together, it makes people look confused.

She walked along and when she met a passerby, she grabbed a passerby and started chattering for a while.

Almost everyone who talked to Aqua had the same expression.

Whenever she sees the other person showing ignorance, the smart Aqua can only continue to harm the next innocent passerby.

Zhou Zheng saw this situation and quickly leaned over. I want to see what Aqua said to them.

"Hello, madam, do you know where the statue of this goddess is enshrined?"

Zhou Zheng:......

He said what Aqua said, how could one be confused while talking to the other.

Who is not confused after hearing this?

Let alone others, Zhou Zheng was stunned after hearing this.

Zhou Zheng probably knew that the statue Aqua mentioned should be her figurine.

He quickly grabbed Aqua who was having fun.

After showing an apologetic smile to the innocent passers-by, he pointed at Aqua and then at his own brain.

Immediately, the confused people on the road showed expressions of enlightenment, and then silently distanced themselves.

Zhou Zheng:......

Good guy, does everyone have the same reaction when they see the sand sculpture?

"Okay sand sculpture, I'll take you to a figure shop, and you should be normal."

"Okay, let's go."

Aqua looked cheerful and didn't react at all to Zhou Zheng's address.

The two soon arrived at a large handicraft store.

Aqua dove in, constantly looking for something.

She is probably looking for her idol (figure).

Zhou Zheng also took a look around and found many strange anime characters.

He pointed at an unknown red-haired lady and asked the clerk:

"Excuse me, who is this?"

"This is a figure of our legendary Amaterasu! Do you want to take one home? It only costs 98 copper coins."

Looking at the cute creature, Zhou Zheng looked confused.

Is the legendary Amaterasu a goddess?

"...Does Amaterasu know that he is actually a goddess?"

Aqua passed by and said casually:

"As the saying goes, everything can be cute. Mr. Zhou Zheng, you are too out."

"But I still don't have the advantage of this goddess. After all, I am very cute~"

Zhou Zheng:......

"Hey, why don't you see my statue (figure)?"

Zhou Zheng grabbed Aqua and looked at her seriously.

"Aqua, I'm going to tell you some bad news, so be prepared."

Aqua: (?w?)

"You're out of date now."

Sir, times have changed! The sand sculpture goddess has become a thing of the past, now is the era of the monkey king.

Aqua: ∑(口||

After Aqua was momentarily dazed, she gritted her teeth and rushed towards the figures.

Zhou Zheng quickly grabbed the mad dog.

"Smash her! I'm going to smash these guys' statues!"

"Why can their statues be placed here, but not mine?"

Just when Aqua was acting out, an abnormal earthquake suddenly occurred, and there were waves of exclamations.

Fortunately, the earthquake only lasted a few seconds and quickly subsided.

There was no damage to any buildings or personnel.

Zhou Zheng frowned and looked up at the sky.

Although it was like an earthquake just now, he felt... the abnormal vibration just now actually came from the sky.

As a man who has experienced earthquakes and caused two earthquakes.

Zhou Zheng thought he would not admit his mistakes.

After staring at the sky for a while, Zhou Zheng couldn't see anything unusual at all.

"Aqua, did you find anything just now?"

Blinking his dry eyes, he looked at the limp sand sculpture.

The sand sculpture lying on top of him didn't respond.

Zhou Zheng gave him a gentle push, and Aqua fell to the ground decisively.

"Hey, Aqua, what's wrong with you?"

"Don't pretend to be dead. I can buy you a drink. Neon's unique sake. Do you want to try it?"

Zhou Zheng:? !

Even the wine couldn't wake Aqua up. It seemed like the matter was serious.

Zhou Zheng stretched out his hand to explore Aqua's nose and noticed a faint breath, but he couldn't wake her up and didn't find anything abnormal.

It was as if he had just fallen asleep.

But Zhou Zheng, who is familiar with Aqua, knows that no matter how soundly the sand sculpture sleeps.

She would definitely snore, and sometimes there would be a few snot bubbles coming out of her nose.

This situation is definitely not normal.

Looking at the strangely unconscious blue-haired sand sculpture in front of him, Zhou Zheng frowned and could only find a nearby hospital to check on her.

…………

Looking at Zhou Zheng and Aqua who were lying limp and unconscious, the little nurse behind the counter said the coldest words with her 37-degree temperature.

"Hello, please show me your ID."

Zhou Zheng:......

"Sorry, I am a foreign tourist."

The nurse blinked and looked at Zhou Zheng and Aqua.

"Then please show me your visa."

visa……

Zhou Zhengqian was immediately silenced.

Does he want to say that he flew here?

"Human life is at stake, but you are still here struggling with a piece of paper?"

"Look at her, she's already unconscious!"

Zhou Zheng shook Aqua hard.

Yelling loudly at the nurse, his eyes suddenly turned red and he forced out two tears.

The man doesn't shed tears easily, but his acting skills are not up to par.

Thanks to Zhou Zheng's acting skills, the nurse quickly believed that Aqua was in danger.

"Okay, okay, I understand, please don't torture the patient again."

"I have registered for you. This patient's attending doctor is Dr. Umekawa Kuko."

The nurse looked at Zhou Zheng and smiled apologetically.

"But Dr. Umekawa is out fighting monsters now, so it may take a while."

Zhou Zheng:......

He looked at the empty hospital.

"Your business is so bad, can't you even squeeze out a doctor?"

"Understand, the situation now is special after all."

"Most of the doctors and nurses have left."

"Dr. Meichuan stayed because our hospital offered him three times his salary."

Zhou Zheng's mouth twitched.

"By the way, I'm also the only nurse in the hospital."

Zhou Zheng:......

The nurse took a brief note of the patient's condition, and then called the doctor with the awesome name.

"Bed No. [-] in Ward No. [-]... Well, it may need to be tidied up. It has been unoccupied for a long time. Can you go to the warehouse to find a quilt by yourself?"

Looking at Zhou Zheng's twitching mouth, the nurse walked out from behind the counter silently.

After placing Aqua on the hospital bed, it was already dark and Dr. Umekawa Kuko still hadn't returned.

Zhou Zheng feels that it is quite troublesome to go to the hotel now.

Anyway, the hospital wards are not expensive, so I might as well stay here.

"Ms. Nurse, please open a bed for me."

Nurse:? ? ?

"Sir, you look quite healthy. There is no need to be hospitalized."

With Zhou Zheng's glowing face, he didn't look like he was going to be hospitalized.

Zhou Zheng said confidently:

"You didn't check me, how can you be sure I'm not sick?"

Nurse:……

Very good, there is indeed something wrong. By the way, let’s make an appointment for a brain doctor.

The nurse skillfully arranged Zhou Zheng to the brain department.

Although Dr. Meichuan's expertise is different, he can still treat it. In the worst case, he will just prescribe red pills.

After simply tidying Zhou Zheng's bed, the nurse skillfully prescribed several bottles of medicine for Zhou Zheng and Aqua.

Although the doctor is not here, the patient's medicine cannot be stopped.

It's just that this medicine looks a little familiar.

Looking at the familiar red liquid, Zhou Zheng shushed his eyes and asked:

"Hello, can I ask what this thing is?"

"This is a little red pill."

The nurse smiled at Zhou Zheng, and then made a note on the medical record.

"I know this is a little red pill, but why are you feeding me this?"

"This is the medicine I prescribed for you. You also have it. Remember to drink it later."

"This doesn't seem to need to be administered by a hospital, right?"

"It's different. The price of a small bottle of red medicine here is different. We only need 12 copper coins a bottle."

Zhou Zheng:......

You can buy this thing in the mall for only 5 copper coins.

Damn, did he find a black shop?

This doesn't even start to cure the disease, but it starts to cost money.

"By the way, it's been so long since a patient came, I almost forgot."

"I will open a card for you later. Remember to pay a deposit of one hundred copper coins for each person, a total of two hundred. Any more will be refunded."

Zhou Zheng:......

Sure enough, this is a dark store with a hospital sign.

No doctors, no nurses, no medicine.

Not even a patient!

It's nothing but a black shop that only steals money.

"I'm sorry. I feel that as a law-abiding citizen, I should follow the rules. I can't be admitted to the hospital without proof of identity and visa. I'd better leave."

The little nurse blinked her eyes and extended her black hand to Zhou Zheng.

"There are four bottles of red medicine in total, two for you and two for her, totaling 48 copper coins. Do you have a medical card?"

"This medicine... I don't seem to have taken it. Can't I withdraw it?"

Zhou Zheng:......