Global Gamification: The Legendary Goddess of Gambit

Chapter 271: Defective Products

Zhou Zheng didn't expect it.

It all started because of him.

Although the smart potion did make Aqua grow a brain and become slightly normal. But no one thought that the price behind this brain would be so heavy.

Aqua as a god is disappearing.

Only divine power can slow this progress.

The price of growing a brain is not cheap.

But, as a sand figure, can Zhou Zheng admit this kind of thing?

That is definitely not possible!

As a sand figure, the most important thing is to have a flexible moral bottom line and learn to shirk the blame. Anyway, he will not take the blame anyway.

My intentions are good, so all this is the world's fault, it's all the smart potion's fault, it's all the mall's fault, it's all the GM's fault...

(Gm:???)

If you are facing the sand sculpture Aqua.

Zhou Zheng will definitely find a way to pass the blame on others.

However, Aqua standing in front of him looked so normal. All kinds of sophistry were rejected one by one. Zhou Zheng bowed his head to Aqua and admitted his mistake:

"I'm sorry, it's all my fault."

Seeing Zhou Zheng looking sad.

Aqua gave a warm smile. She walked to Zhou Zheng, gently touched Zhou Zheng's head, and comforted softly:

"It's okay, it's not your fault, there's no need to blame yourself."

"Article 44 of the teachings of the Sea Worshipers - Unintentional mistakes should not be blamed. Pedestrians may step on ants when walking, and woodcutter may accidentally injure birds when cutting down trees, but this is not their intention. It’s not their fault. People don’t need to feel guilty for their unintentional actions.”

"If you are really sorry, then come and help me. I need a lot of believers, the more the better."

The Aqua in front of her seemed to be enveloped in a layer of holy light, and her image instantly became taller.

Zhou Zheng: "Special size, this is the goddess!"

If it were Aqua, the shameless figure from before, she would already be clamoring for compensation.

But why touch your head?

Do you want to kneel down and kowtow to the goddess in front of you, and adjust the height to prevent the goddess from getting arthritis from raising her hands for a long time?

Zhou Zheng shook his head, threw away the random thoughts in his head, and shook Aqua's hand off.

Phew, what kind of arthritis? How could the Goddess get such a disease as arthritis?

Aqua asked with concern: "Mr. Zhou Zheng, what's wrong?"

The corner of Zhou Zheng's mouth twitched. Could it be that he was thinking about whether the goddess will suffer from arthritis?

"It's okay, don't worry. Now I don't feel guilty at all in my heart, but I am full of anger."

Zhou Zheng had read it carefully back then.

The introduction of the smart potion never mentioned any side effects. As a result, Aqua immediately became transparent after drinking it. The proper promotion was inconsistent with the actual product. How could people not be angry?

pity.

People's physiques cannot be generalized. When some people are extremely angry, they can punch through a 3 cm thick steel plate with one punch, kill a tiger with a slide shovel, and challenge hundreds of strong men.

But when Zhou Zheng was extremely angry...he could only vent his high blood pressure to himself.

Zhou Zheng patted his chest and promised:

"Aqua, don't worry, I will definitely give you an explanation for this matter."

"The Tangtang official mall actually sells potions with side effects, and even hides them in the explanation, making people mistakenly think that this thing is a treasure. It is really bullying us ordinary players!"

Zhou Zheng roared:

"I'll write a short essay and report him!"

Aqua: (￣_￣|||)

Could it be that...she was such a jerk before? I didn't feel it when I was a fool before, but now that I have become smarter, I suddenly feel so ashamed.

A ball of holy light fell from the sky in a flash, standing not far from Zhou Zheng.

"Did you buy fake goods at Merit Mall?"

"This is absolutely impossible!"

GM said this with great certainty and confidence, without any hesitation. "There is absolutely no chance that the products in Merit Mall will have any defects!"

Zhou Zheng showed a hint of dissatisfaction and asked:

"The products in the Merit Mall must not have any defects? Then how to explain Aqua's incident? The victim is right in front of us now."

Gm looked at Aqua a few times.

Aqua took off her disguise and revealed her looming divine body in front of GM.

At this time, Aqua felt a sense of transparency all over her body, and it was flickering, as if she would disappear at any time.

Gm: "Tsk, there is indeed a problem."

Then she continued and added:

"However, this doesn't prove that there is something wrong with the things in the Merit Mall, right?"

Zhou Zheng:? !

Leverage? What kind of argument are you making here? Hurry up and go to work on the construction site!

Zhou Zheng clenched his fists and stared at GM's mouth, ready to move.

If he couldn't defeat the mosaic of holy light in front of him, he promised to punch the opponent in the mouth.

Seeing Zhou Zheng glaring at him, GM would not tolerate him. A ball of holy light flew out and turned into a 2-3 meter big hand, and pressed Zhou Zheng into the ground with a slap.

bang bang bang~

While Gm was teaching Zhou Zheng to respect the strong, he advised: "I know you are in a hurry, but don't be in a hurry. Think about it in other directions first before drawing any conclusions."

bang bang bang~

It seemed that he felt that his movements were disturbing his speech. After taking dozens of shots, the GM stopped and continued:

"You don't know what Merit Mall represents."

"The items in Merit Mall may be expensive, may have mediocre results, may be out of stock, may have various defects...but there is absolutely no possibility of problems. This is its principle."

"During an expedition, apart from the materials and supplies you carry with you, the Merit Mall represents your only support."

"When you run out of ammunition and food, other than risking your life to seize supplies from the enemy, the only way to get replenishment is through the Merit Mall."

"No one wants to have problems with their only hope when they fight to the end! Therefore, Merit Mall has always been the most stringent in controlling the quality of materials!"

After listening to gm's story, Zhou Zheng's mind began to spin. Could it be that... it really has nothing to do with the smart potion?

Zhou Zheng and Aqua looked at each other.

Aqua's blue eyes were only clear, without fish lips.

She didn't make any unnecessary moves, she just gave Zhou Zheng a firm look.

Zhou Zheng suddenly understood.

If it was that sand sculpture Aqua, Zhou Zheng must have doubts in his heart. However, the one in front of him was the wise Aqua, and Zhou Zheng had 100% trust in her judgment.

He asked with a serious face:

"I see, but...has there really been no problems at Merit Mall?"

Gm was stunned for a moment, but still said obediently:

"Yes, but not much."

"The last time there was a problem with the goods in Merit Mall was more than 1300 years ago."

"At that time, an entire production line was processed, and even the three related Transcendents were publicly executed. This was to show the guarantee and absolute safety and reliability of the Merit Mall, so that players can use the Merit Mall with confidence when venturing to other worlds. "

"Then what are you talking about? Isn't there still a possibility of something going wrong?" Zhou Zheng became excited again.

"So, I'm so unlucky that I accidentally bought a smart potion and got it?"

"Maybe this is a test, and those profiteers hiding behind the scenes will soon use their dirty hands to pollute the pure land of Merit Mall!"

"No, I must fight against this snitch and make those profiteers pay the price."

Make a small report→Start investigation→Cooperate with investigation

Get results: The quiet days are gone forever.

Make a snitch → start investigation → profiteers start taking action

Get the result: No more quiet and happy days, and life is in danger.

Gm rubbed his head, feeling that one head was bigger than the other two. No matter which outcome this was, it was not something she wanted to see.