I was caught fishing at work, and I dragged the female CEO into the water with my backhand.

The little black ball flew far away, turned around, and flew back to Qin Xun, saying weakly.

"Congratulations, you are a proud lazy fisherman. You have won 10 billion lazy fisherman points. Please come and draw a prize."

After saying this, its small mouth opened and closed rapidly, making a cold, mechanical sound.

【Does the owner participate in the lottery? 】

【Does the owner participate in the lottery? 】

【Does the owner participate in the lottery? 】

Qin Xun was delighted when he heard it say "master" instead of "host", and felt that his shrewdness just now was really amazing.

I almost lost my human rights and became a running dog of the system.

He put his hands behind his back and said proudly.

"Pull...oh~~~Awoo~~~"

He said half of the word "draw" and suddenly thought of something, so he quickly spoke vaguely for fear that the lottery order would take effect.

Qin Xun hugged the little black ball with both hands, covered its mouth, and said.

"I am your master now. Can't I customize the reward?"

"Is it like making a wish with Aladdin's magic lamp?"

Seeing the little black ball nodded, he let go of his hand and said.

"Then I want to...I want to...become...Superman."

As soon as he finished speaking, he saw a look of disgust on the little black ball's face and knew that his request might be a little rude.

"Didn't you say it could be customized?"

"Can't do this?"

The little black ball was ridiculed and was furious, and his speech speed increased.

"Greedy slacker, I don't have the ability to customize supernatural powers for you."

“If you accidentally break through the dimensional wall, Sun Wukong, Bull Demon King, and Balala the Fairies will come and kick a weak Superman like a ball.”

Qin Xun reminded.

"Isn't the charlatan's halo a supernatural ability?"

The little black ball said.

"That level is nothing, and you drew it yourself."

After saying this, its little mouth opened and closed, making a cold, mechanical sound.

【Does the owner participate in the lottery? 】

【Does the owner participate in the lottery? 】

【Does the owner participate in the lottery? 】

……

The voice became more and more urgent.

Qin Xun stepped forward, hugged the little black ball and covered its mouth, pondered for a moment, let go of its dog's mouth, and said.

"Mo Yu Zai, the system gave me a novice gift package with an overclocking mode that can stimulate my own abilities ten times more. I use it very smoothly."

“But it has huge side effects.”

The little black ball interrupted.

"It's more than ten times, it can be up to a hundred times."

Qin Xun was shocked.

"Then why don't I feel anything?"

The little black ball covered his mouth and chuckled.

"That's because your body can't handle the high temperature caused by the side effects!"

"You look a little weak..."

Qin Xun ignored the little black ball's offense, raised a cunning smile at the corner of his mouth, reached out and pinched the little black ball's chubby face, and said.

"Then can you cancel the side effects of overclocking mode?"

The little black ball widened his eyes and said as if he had heard a terrible request.

"Don't mess around!"

"Let me tell you, with your current physical fitness overclocked to 100 times, the difference between you and Superman is not that big."

"I advise you not to be so ruthless. It's really unbelievable that one person could create a large-scale game like Genshin Impact from scratch and cheat children out of their money!"

"I advise you not to steal the flower pots on someone's balcony instead of just jumping onto a building!"

"I advise you not to go to the primeval forest and hold down a tigress and do such shameful things."

"I advise you not to go to the Middle East alone to behead some national leaders and cause chaos in the world!"

"I advise you..."

Qin Xun's eyes became brighter and brighter as he listened to the little black ball's words, which were either persuasion or instigation.

It can be overclocked a hundred times without any side effects. It's not as good as Superman, but it should be no problem to beat up Spider-Man.

Qin Xun interrupted loudly.

"Shut up!"

"Useless lazy fellow, I just want to ask you if this wish can come true?"

The little black ball stammered, sighed, and said.

"can!"

Qin Xun opened his arms and made a hug gesture.

"What are you waiting for, come on, baby!"

Seeing the little black ball floating towards him with a shy look on its face, he stretched out his hand to push it away, stepped back repeatedly, and cursed.

"What are you cumming for?"

"I want you to quickly give me the ability to overclock without any side effects."

The little black ball sighed, clasped his hands together, closed his eyes and pondered for a moment, then suddenly opened his eyes, opened his hands and hit Qin Xunxu a few times, still making sounds with his mouth.

"Shhhhhh!"

"Shhhhhh!"

"Shhhhhh!"

Qin Xun saw pieces of golden light like willow leaves shooting towards him and penetrating into his body. He immediately felt refreshed and indescribably comfortable all over.

The little black ball put away his hands, shrank into the sphere, and said.

"It's done!"

"I'm really exhausted!"

"You must summon me to the real world to play more often in the future!"

Qin Xun couldn't tell why it was tired, but the more he looked at this little black ball, the more he liked it.

In the past, he had many questions about the use of the system, but he had no one to ask.

Now that the system's incarnation has become my pet, I will be able to use the system more easily in the future.

he asked.

"Mo Yu Zai, if I summon you to the real world in the future, your weird appearance will scare others."

The little black ball pointed his finger to the sky as if swearing.

"It's impossible for others to discover me!"

Qin Xun said.

"I mean, you look weird the way you do. Can't you be something else?"

The little black ball said.

"My good fellow, I can certainly become anything you want me to be!"

Qin Xun was startled and narrowed his eyes slightly.

"Anything, flowers, trees, mobile phones, tablets, garbage bags, children, old people, men... and those two-dimensional women with big breasts, thin waists and big butts?"

The little black ball was horrified.

"You lawless slacker, I advise you not to walk down the path of crime."

“Pets also have dignity.”

Qin Xun smiled and said.

"Just kidding."

"I'm leaving now."

As he spoke, he closed his eyes tightly, took a few deep breaths, and slowly opened his eyes. Instead of returning to the real world, he found that the little black ball was staring at him almost face to face.

He jumped back in fright and cursed.

"Why am I still here?"

"I've already taken the rewards, why don't you let me out?"

"I told my girlfriend 'see you tomorrow', and it's been a long time since then."

When the little black ball heard "most of the day", he covered his mouth and laughed for a while before speaking slowly.

"Grumpy slacker, because you are the fastest person in many parallel universes to receive a 10 billion slacker value reward, setting a record of less than a year."

"So get the extra bonus, do you want it?"

Qin Xun finally understood why the little black ball called him a "diligent slacker" as soon as he saw him. It turned out that he had set a record by slacking off diligently.

He was worried that the little black ball would be resentful of becoming his pet and would deliberately harm him, so he did not agree immediately and asked.

"Can you first tell me what the reward is?"

The little black ball said.

"Peace every year."

Qin Xun: "What do you mean?"

As soon as he finished speaking, he saw the little black ball circling around him, circle after circle, and said lazily.

"Lucky fisherman, the reward for your peace and safety is that you can manifest the diseases and injuries you will get in this life in advance, and then heal them in this space."

"This way, you won't get sick in the future!"

"It can cure anything from a cold to cancer!"

“And it’s not just you, you can also treat your friends and family.”

Qin Xun thought about it, if so, wouldn’t all of his relatives and friends live to be a hundred years old?

He snapped his fingers and said.

"Stop talking nonsense!"

"let's start!"

"My family and friends are waiting for me to go out and celebrate my birthday!"