I woke up after 300 million years

Imperial City North Block.

"Bean juice, fresh bean juice, one copper coin, cheap and delicious."

"Baozi, freshly baked buns, steaming hot buns."

"High-quality jade jewelry, each piece is unique."

Walking along the road, Yan Fan saw the people at the bottom who were busy running for life, the scholars who went to the imperial city for their dreams, and the women who were naked in order to make money...

"Cuiyan Building?" Yan Fan stopped in front of a building.

Le Huanhuan was startled and lowered his voice to remind, "Ancestor, this place is not suitable for you. If you need it, you can choose from all the noble and powerful women in the imperial city. These rouge and vulgar powder..."

Before she could finish speaking, Yan Fan raised his hand to interrupt, shook his head and said:

"You're overthinking it. I'm just curious. Can this kind of business be opened openly in the Imperial City?"

Wearing a long milky white dress, Le Huanhuan was stunned again, looking at Yan Fan strangely, and asked cautiously:

"Ancestor, is there a problem with this?"

After asking, she belatedly realized what her ancestor meant and immediately explained:

"In the early days of the establishment of the Wushuang Dynasty, this kind of business was always allowed. After all, the dynasty had too many people and too few positions. It was impossible for everyone to have a decent job. Those who did not have jobs either had to make a living by begging or just Being able to do this is a way to make money.”

Yan Fan nodded thoughtfully, every place has its own rules.

"Ouch! This young man came to play early in the morning, a new face, what do you think of me?" A woman walked out of Cuiyan Tower, wearing heavy makeup, twisting her slender waist, holding a cattail leaf fan, and said with a flirtatious look.

Le Huanhuan blocked it with one step, stood the scabbard in front of him, and said heroically:

"roll!"

The ancestor is so noble that ordinary women can touch him.

Her duty is to protect, and even more importantly, to prevent blind people from rushing into the ancestor.

The woman with heavy makeup suddenly became speechless, swallowed her saliva, and backed away.

You know, in the imperial city, not everyone can carry a sword with them. She thought she was a big customer from outside, but she didn't expect it to be a tough one.

Yan Fan glanced at it and continued walking forward.

He was like a curious boy who didn't understand most of the things in the imperial city and had never seen them before. After walking a few steps, he stopped and asked Le Huanhuan "what is that", "what is this" and "what is it for".

Le Huanhuan answers all questions and patiently educates people. Inexplicably, he feels that this ancestor is quite cute, at least not as solemn and unsmiling as the emperor.

"Ancestor, this is rouge made from red and blue flowers. It can be applied to the face to add beauty. It is a feminine item."

"Paint on your face?" Yan Fan reached out and pinched Le Huanhuan's face, "Are you useless?"

Le Huanhuan answered truthfully, "My little girl never puts on makeup. The true spirit in her body maintains and improves her skin. She won't suffer from the skin diseases of ordinary people. In terms of appearance, my little girl is the best in the Wushuang Dynasty. If my ancestor likes it, Tonight I can..."

"Stop it." Yan Fan took back his hand and couldn't help but ask, "Do I look lustful?"

Le Huanhuan was silent, not knowing how to answer.

Women like her were born as "commodities" for the emperor. They were instilled with the idea of ​​unconditional giving since childhood, learned all kinds of etiquette, and knew how to please people. She thought that her ancestor touching her face was a hint, so... ....

People were coming and going on the street, and many men peeked at Le Huanhuan, a rare beauty.

Of course, they only dared to watch from a distance and didn't dare to play Yan Fan's obscenity.

Yan Fan's robes are luxurious, and the red silk at the end of his white hair is worth thousands of gold. He has a graceful temperament and is obviously a rich man. Ordinary people would just stay away from him, fearing collision.

As they walked, they arrived at an inn, where a group of ragged and dirty beggars were at the door.

Seeing the rich man, the beggars swarmed up and blocked the way, knelt down, kowtowed, and begged:

"Uncle, give me something to eat, I haven't eaten in three days!"

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.g. You've done well, please give me a bite to eat!'

When Le Huanhuan made some moves, he heard Yan Fan calmly say:

"Give them a bite to eat."

Slightly stunned, Le Huanhuan opened his mouth, but hesitated to speak, remembering to obey his ancestor's orders unconditionally.

She nodded, looked around, strode to the bun shop not far away, took out the money, and said succinctly, "I want all of these, you will give the buns to the beggars, and the extra money will be used as hard work."

It was the first time the boss met such a big customer. He smiled and nodded:

"Okay, don't worry, Miss, the arrangements will be in place. There are not many kind people like you."

The boss and the waiters distributed the buns to the beggars, and they all flocked to grab them.

Yan Fan did not stop. After the beggar gave way, he continued to walk forward and visited the imperial city.

Not far away, another group of beggars blocked the road. The woman in the lead cried loudly, "Good man, please give me some money. I have a 90-year-old mother and a three-year-old son. The whole family has been without food for many days." Eat, I’m starving, please give me some!”

The woman knelt on the ground and grabbed Yan Fan's foot with one hand.

"Kill." Yan Fan's eyes turned cold.

The sword was unsheathed, the head fell to the ground, and the whole place was silent.

Whoosh!Whoosh!Whoosh!

A group of mysterious people came from all directions and took away the bodies and heads, as if nothing had happened.

Yan Fan looked down at the remaining beggars and said, "You can take what I give you, but if I don't give it to you, you can't take it."

After three seconds of silence, a beggar shouted:

"Murder!"

The next second, the beggar's head fell to the ground, and his body was taken away instantly.

Even if Le Huanhuan didn't inform him, Mu Changsheng knew that the ancestor had already arranged for a group of powerful guards to follow him secretly after leaving the palace. Each guard was at the King's level, a total of 30 people.

At this moment, the beggars understood that the person in front of them was definitely a master who could not be provoked. If he dared to kill people in the streets of the imperial city, the power behind him was so powerful. Not to mention covering the sky with one hand, he must be of high authority.

Yan Fan's previous behavior made the beggar think that he had met a rich man who was easy to talk and easy to bully. Naturally, he was not satisfied with one or two meat buns and wanted to block the road and ask for money.

......

In a high-rise building, a woman in red witnessed this scene.

"Shiya, who is this person? How dare he kill someone in public!"

Another woman in green looked at it for a few times and shook her head, "I don't know, I've never seen it before, but those secret king realms are very familiar. They seem to be the guards around the emperor. Maybe this man is related to the emperor. Anyway, they are a group of beggars." , just kill him."

"Beggars are human beings too," the woman in red said earnestly.

Yun Shiya shook her head again, "Senior sister, you are wrong. Not everyone can be called a human being. The beggars in the North Block bully the weak and fear the strong. Not to mention the past, in this year, they insulted more than 30 powerless women and stole It's not uncommon for people to commit murders. If they are caught, they will find someone who is about to die to take the blame. They have an organization, a faction, and a plan, and they are not a good person."

"When it comes to iron plates this time, it's my own fault."

After picking up the tea cup and taking a sip, Yun Shiya changed the topic, "The day of selection for the harem will be in one month. I hope senior sister can be selected."

The woman in red looked away and sighed, "But I heard that the emperor is not a womanizer, and the harem he chooses will be miserable all his life, and will end up dying of old age."

"Senior sister, you have no choice. This is your only chance to get close to the emperor." Yun Shiya smiled and explained the facts.

......

in the afternoon.

Yanfan in white had a candied haws of sugar in his left hand and a crispy biscuit in his right hand, which he enjoyed eating very much.

Le Huanhuan was particularly troubled, "Ancestor, these things are not clean. If you are hungry, we will go back to the palace to eat. If the emperor knows that I bought you street food, he will definitely punish me!"

With a candied haws in his mouth, Yan Fan said in a nonchalant tone:

"Just tell him that I want to eat it. If you have the guts to persuade me in person, give him a thumbs-up!"

Yes, you are the uncle, what can I say? If you really beat the emperor, I will probably appear in the burial ground tomorrow and become a corpse... Le Huanhuan sighed deeply in his heart.

Yan Fan may not know that Mu Changsheng is an extremely strict emperor. Those around him who dare to make mistakes are likely to be killed on the spot. Even if they survive on the spot, they will be imprisoned in a sky prison.

Except for Meng Chulian, no one is afraid of Mu Changsheng.

After walking around the North Block, Yan Fan was tired.

He handed the last candied haws to Le Huanhuan, "It's too sweet, you can eat it."

"Don't dare!" Le Huanhuan looked panicked and waved her hands repeatedly, "My little girl has no right to touch the things that my ancestor has eaten. This is a blasphemy against our ancestor!"

Blasphemy? You guys have so many rules... Yan Fan slandered and complained.

At this time, a carriage came quickly, and the coachman shouted:

"Don't block the road, get out of here!"

This carriage is very spacious, with two powerful horses that can cover a thousand miles. It occupies one-third of the street. It has a magnificent appearance. At first glance, it is a means of transportation for the children of a large family.

Someone was unable to dodge and was knocked away by a thousand-mile horse.

Someone was holding a child and was trampled by a thousand-mile horse.

"Who is this?" Yan Fan asked.

Le Huanhuan narrowed his eyes and observed the gold leaf pattern on the carriage, "Back to my ancestors, this is Prince Ye's carriage. Prince Ye has a high status and has been with the emperor through life and death. He is a veteran figure who founded the unparalleled dynasty, and is also a A powerful person in the Ascension Realm is regarded as a brother by the Emperor."

"Of the three princes in the dynasty, Prince Ye controls the most military power and weapons. The person in the carriage seems to be Prince Ye's great-grandson. I heard that he is used to being arrogant and domineering."

During the conversation, the carriage arrived in front of Yan Fan and Le Huanhuan.

Le Huanhuan drew his sword, but before he could take action, a five- or six-year-old boy rushed out of the alley with a long stick in hand. He found the right moment and hit the horse's leg bone hard, causing the horse to flip over.

The boy looked at Yan Fan, threw away his long stick, slipped into the crowd and ran away.

"Ancestor, do you want to capture him?"

Yan Fan shook his head, "No need...I'm tired from shopping, let's go back."

This trip was disappointing to him. He thought that looking at the familiar scenery might remind him of the past, but in the end, he was not familiar with it at all. Everything here was too strange to him.

"Stop!" came a discordant voice.

A young woman walked out of the carriage. She was 23 or [-] years old. She had a gorgeous purple dress and a jade hairpin. Inversely proportional to her good looks, she had a vicious mouth.

"You bitch! You dare to block my princess's path! And you dare to attack my thousand-mile horse!"

"If the horse is injured, you will all die!"

The groom squatted on the ground to check, he was so panicked that he was sweating, "Princess Wen, the horse's leg joint is broken, it was a serious fall."

Upon hearing this, Princess Wen became furious and made a sharp voice:

"Where are the people! Where are they dead! Catch them for me, princess! I will cut off their flesh and feed it to my horse!"

Le Huanhuan felt a chill running down her spine. Daring to call her ancestor a "bitch" was a capital offense. Once her ancestor was angry and the emperor blamed her, she could not shirk the responsibility.

Basking in the sunshine, Yan Fan pressed the woman's sword-holding hand, and Yun Danfeng looked at the angry princess lightly, and said with reason:

"First of all, I didn't hurt your horse. Not even a blind man can see that."

"Second, your carriage is too wide and it is unethical to drive at such a fast speed."

"third......"

"I'm going to slap you, you piece of shit!" Princess Wen didn't want to be lectured, so she rushed forward and slapped her, "If you hadn't blocked the front, my horse wouldn't have fallen!"

"Are you talking to this princess about morality? The entire imperial city is my home. You are just dogs begging in my house. I, the princess, can play however you want!"

"Unreasonable." Yan Fan held the woman's wrist and pushed forward, causing the woman to fall to the ground.

This fall made the people around him stunned and whispering.

"It's over! This kid is finished!"

"Princess Wen is Prince Ye's favorite great-granddaughter. She was also given a jade pendant by the emperor. If anyone dares to touch her, ten heads will not be enough to chop her off!"

"Young people are just impulsive. If they apologize and slap Princess Wen twice to get forgiveness, they might still have a chance to survive. However, they want to push Princess Wen down. They don't know whether to live or die."

"His female companion will be even worse. She was born with such a fairy spirit and will definitely be tortured by Princess Wen."

At the same time, a group of Ye family guards arrived belatedly. Seeing Princess Wen fall to the ground, their expressions suddenly changed with fright, and they decisively drew their swords to surround Yan Fan.