Urban Supernatural: My Inhuman Girlfriends!

Kuipasha took a deep breath, her chest was slightly full, and she recited extremely skillfully:

"The facial features are reasonable and the body appearance is clear; the three outlooks are correct and the mind is normal; the thinking is normal and the purpose is clear; the emotions are stable and the truth is told; the physical examination images and laboratory tests show that evil spirits and ghosts can't escape!"

Yang Xu Zhengzheng looked at Kuipasha, who was memorizing everything and speaking in a precise manner, with questions all over his head.

If he hadn't known her identity thoroughly, Yang Xu would have thought that Kui Pasha was an old man from the Investigation Section of the Polling Bureau, and he remembered this too clearly.

"You're not a monster, how come you remember it so clearly?" Yang Xu asked like a curious baby: "What if all the monsters know about it?"

Looking at Yang Xu disdainfully, Kuipasha crossed her legs rather proudly, "If you don't remember clearly, how can you avoid the investigation department's gummy pursuit and encirclement?"

"It's not like there are no evil spirits who can easily control abnormalities such as facial features, outlook on life, thinking, and emotions without revealing their flaws."

Kuipasha pointed at herself with a white finger, "For example, there is one in front of you, but this kind of evil is simply not something you can deal with. It's enough to call your branch director!"

"You still have a lot to learn, little brother!"

After saying that, the corners of Kuipasha's mouth slightly raised. This kind of frank communication with others has not happened for hundreds of years.

Isn’t this transaction a bad loss?

The rain stops and the wind picks up.

The sky was still terrifyingly gloomy, and the turbid clouds gradually migrated with the strong wind and accumulated into the shape of fish scales.

The world seems to be covered with a cold-toned filter.

In the cafeteria of the First College, warm-colored lights fill the entire hall.

"Child, do you want beef noodles?"

The kind-faced aunt in the cafeteria was laboriously introducing the dishes to Yang Xu.

The aroma of food whetted Yang Xu's appetite.

But when he saw the red meat on the noodles, he still shook his head and bought a bowl of plain noodles.

Not long after, a bowl of noodles piled with meat was brought to the table by the cafeteria aunt.

Seeing Yang Xu's puzzled expression, the aunt in the cafeteria said with a warm smile: "Auntie, it's your treat, it's free of charge!"

"Auntie, I can't eat meat, you'd better give me a bowl instead!"

At Yang Xu's strong request, the aunt took the meat noodles away with regret on her face and gave him a bowl of plain noodles with clear soup and no watery taste.

"Aren't you two going to eat?" Yang Xu swallowed it whole and asked Wang Min and Kuipasha.

After getting along with each other all morning, the relationship between the three of them was extremely harmonious.

Although he has not completely let go of his grudge, Yangxu is no longer hostile to Kuipasha.

Wang Min pinched the fat on her lower abdomen, frowned, and replied helplessly: "I'm losing weight. I've gained a lot of weight recently, and there's even fat on my belly!"

Both of their eyes fell on Kuipasha who was standing aside in a daze.

Quipasha vaguely took out a shriveled wasp carcass from her collar and threw it into her mouth like a jelly bean, "It tastes like chicken, crunchy and has ten times the protein of beef!"

"You two try it?"

Yang Xu shook his head quickly and kicked Wang Min under the table without leaving any trace.

Looking at Wang Min's eagerness to try, he was really afraid that the careless Wang Min would be infected and controlled by Kuipasha inadvertently.

The last angel who had a close encounter with Kuipasha, the grass on his grave is now estimated to be two meters high.

Just when Wang Min was about to fight Yang Xu to the death, a fat figure next to the trash can in the restaurant attracted the attention of the three people.

There are only a few scattered white hairs on the top of the head, the eyes are one big and one small, the lips are thin at the top and thick at the bottom, but the skin is unusually fair.

Wearing a greasy black and gray vest, he is less than 1.7 meters tall but has an extremely exaggerated figure. His belly is wavy, with one layer covering the other.

Whenever a student handed him a plate with leftover food, he would open his mouth, pour it all into his mouth, and then carefully arrange the plate neatly.

Everyone is extremely disgusted, even the restaurant workers passing by will deliberately avoid the obese man.

On the other hand, obese men respond with silly smiles to others who hate and dislike them.

The mouth that never stopped chewing kept mumbling:

"You take one shot, I take one shot, and I'll give my sister new clothes.

You take two shots, I take two shots, and I help my sister comb her pigtails.

You shoot five, I shoot five, and my sister and I dance. "

Weird behavior, unusual appearance...

"pig…"

Yang Xu and Wang Min looked at each other, with a hint of excitement in their eyes.

Wang Min stood up and inquired about the obese man's information from the school girl beside him.

Yang Xu took out his mobile phone and started recording the obese man, trying to use the help of [Hell Contract] to determine whether this guy was a hidden evil spirit.

Based on the jingle from the Investigation Section, Yang Xu concluded that this guy was highly suspicious. After all, no normal person would do such a disgusting act.

After a while, the data was uploaded successfully.

"Name:??? (please find out by yourself)"

"Race: Human (Contactee)"

"Note: Those with mild contact will experience slight physical distortion. There are serious congenital defects in intelligence and body.』

"Supplement: If the "evil" does not show its true identity, or uses "alien", Hell Technology cannot remotely identify whether it is an evil. The more clues uploaded, the higher the accuracy and credibility will be."

"Evaluation: A kind-hearted guy"

Yang Xu rubbed his chin, looking at the comments about obese men on his phone, and fell into deep thought.

Kindness... If there is no problem with the evaluation of [Hell Contract], then there is a high probability that the murderer is not the obese man in front of him.

Instead, this guy is still a victim.

While Yang Xu was staring at the screen and thinking, Kuipasha quietly approached and stood behind him.

In her eyes, the phone screen was all red, and it was impossible to directly observe the data Yang Xu saw.

Hell technology?

It’s really interesting. If I have the chance, I really want to go to [Hell].

At this time, Wang Min returned to Yang Xu and pushed his shoulder.

"We must have made a mistake. This guy's name is Pan Wen. He has mental retardation and his IQ is equivalent to that of a four or five-year-old child."

Wang Min looked at Pan Wen with a hint of pity in his eyes.

Kuipasha looked at the two people who were frowning and complained: "You are too anxious. I should let you go to the investigation department and study hard."

"Those guys often squat for a long time for a monster, and they use all kinds of methods to do it."

Seemingly recalling an embarrassing incident that she couldn't bear to look back on, she gritted her teeth and said, "There was a guy who pretended to be a bathing aunt in the bathhouse for two days in order to get close to my real body."

"The boss of the investigation section of the Public Opinion Polling Bureau actually gives aunties and aunties a bath every day!"

"I just pretended to be a bathing lady for two days. That's nothing, right?" Yang Xu looked puzzled, "I heard that the sniper didn't move for several days in order to complete the mission."

"You know what the hell, that guy is a man!"

"I never thought it would be him!" Kuipasha covered her face with her hands, seeming a little embarrassed.

As the "Mother of Insects" with thousands of clones, her real body was actually caught while taking a bath. This was a shame and humiliation, and it was simply more painful than killing her!

Wang Min covered her open red lips with both hands and looked at Kuipasha with some sympathy.

Yang Xu suppressed a smile. He could imagine Kuipasha's shocked expression at that time.

Time flies by like a white horse, and the sun and moon are like falling flowers and flowing water.

Night fell silently.

In one day, Yang Xu turned the First Academy upside down. Except for Pan Wen, whom he met at the beginning, he could not find another abnormal guy.

Yang Xu declined Wang Min's sincere invitation and said goodbye to Wang Min and Kui Pasha at the school gate.

The air after the rain was refreshing. Yang Xu was walking alone in the alleyway home, enjoying the most pleasant leisure time of the day.

"Ok?"

He stopped suddenly and looked behind him.

The slightly dark narrow alleys are visible at a glance, and there is no place to hide anyone.

Yang Xu muttered softly: "Am I too tired?"

With the development of the "Hell Embryo", Yang Xu was not only given an intuitive physical improvement, but even his sixth sense seemed to be enhanced.

Just now, a very malicious sense of voyeurism emerged from the bottom of Yang Xu's heart.

At night, the cold wind is all-pervasive, clinging to people like snakes and scorpions.

Tightening his collar, Yang Xu couldn't help but speed up his pace.