The years I worked as a Feng Shui consultant in the entertainment industry

When I heard Wang Xi say something happened in the training class, I subconsciously thought it was Teacher Zhu.

"no!"

Wang Xilou said a little eagerly: "Brother Tian, ​​please come with your second uncle, you can't explain a sentence or two clearly!"

"Row!"

I thought about it and hung up the phone.

When my second uncle and I arrived at the club, it was already dark.

On the way, I got a basic understanding of the situation of the teacher who had the accident.

The teacher's surname is He, and he teaches physical education.

It's about body, but to put it bluntly, it's about teaching how to seduce men.

She and Teacher Zhu are two sides of the same coin.

Teacher Zhu teaches the technique of not wearing clothes, that is, the technique of bed.

Teacher He teaches dressing skills, such as licking lips, making eyes and other techniques.

"Brother Tian, ​​second uncle!"

As soon as he got off the car, Wang Xi came up to him.

"How is the person now?"

My second uncle and I asked directly without being polite to her.

"People are fine, but they keep getting worse!"

Wang Xi looked like he was hesitating to speak.

"What does it mean to be okay but keep getting worse?" I asked.

"I can't explain a sentence or two!" Wang Xi looked sad, "Brother Tian, ​​you'll know what's going on when you see people!"

"Ok!"

I nodded and said nothing more!

2 minutes later, my second uncle and I saw Teacher He.

What can I say about Teacher He's current image? It's very abstract.

Teacher He is now lying on the bed wearing only his underwear, his belly is bulging high, as if he is pregnant, and he makes a gurgling sound from time to time.

"pregnant?"

Seeing Teacher He like this, I subconsciously came up with these three words.

"Bewitched!"

Zhang Yue'e rolled her eyes and said angrily.

"Before you came, I asked Teacher He to chew a handful of raw black adzuki beans. The more she chewed, the more fragrant it became. If I hadn't stopped her, she would have swallowed it all!"

Before I could ask, Zhang Yue'e kept to herself and said, "I've also tried the egg method, and the egg whites are black!"

The two methods she mentioned are ways to test whether you have been poisoned.

Just like testing whether you have been poisoned, you only need to open your eyelids and see if there are black lines on them. There are also several simple detection methods to test whether you have been poisoned.

First, if you eat raw soybeans (black beans are also acceptable) and there is no fishy smell in your mouth, it is poisoning.

The second is to eat it with alum, which tastes sweet and is poisonous.

The third is to insert a silver needle into a cooked egg, put it into the mouth, take it out after an hour and look at it. If the egg white is all black, it is poisoning.

The vernacular explanation is that if you chew raw soybeans or raw black beans and feel that they are too pungent to be swallowed, they are not poisoned. If you chew the raw soybeans or raw black beans, they will become more fragrant and fragrant, and you are poisoned.

If you eat alum, you feel that alum is sweet, which is poisoning.

The third method is to insert a silver needle into a cooked egg, hold the cooked egg in your mouth, and take it out after an hour. If the egg white turns black, it means poisoning.

Zhang Yue'e said that she tried two methods and both showed that she was poisoned, which basically means she was poisoned.

I am good at exorcising evil spirits and transcending salvation, but I am really not good at detoxifying poisons.

Mainly, I have never been exposed to poison.

My family is from the north. Things like being possessed by evil spirits were common with my grandfather when I was a child, but I have never seen such things as being poisoned.

Although Zhang Yue'e said that Teacher He was poisoned, proper examinations are still needed.

While she was talking, I had already opened Teacher He's right eyelid.

After just one glance, I put the eyelids back for Teacher He, and there was nothing unusual inside.

After checking the eyelids, I checked Teacher He's pulse again, and at a glance, there was no abnormality.

After this set of inspections, it can be basically confirmed that Zhang Yue'e is right.

"Can you detoxify the poison?"

After I finished checking, Zhang Yuee asked.

"will not!"

I shook my head and said, "But there are two prescriptions for detoxifying poison. I wonder if they are appropriate to use here?"

As I said that, I looked at my second uncle.

Although there is only one word difference between detoxification and detoxification, they are indeed two different concepts.

Although Gu Jiang has the word Gu, the key is Jiang. To put it bluntly, Gu Jiang is a kind of evil magic.

But poison is different. This thing is almost like poison. There is no prescription for the disease and it is difficult to deal with it.

"The belly is as big as that of a pregnant woman, with rumbling and constipation. In severe cases, one ear can't hear, and the other one will have thick discharge."

As the second uncle spoke, he put his hand on Teacher He's belly, felt it, and asked, "How have your bowel movements been in the past two days?"

"I can't pull it out!" Teacher He said sadly.

"Where are the ears? Can you hear with both ears?" The second uncle began to check Teacher He's ears again.

"There's something wrong with my ears here, but it's fine here!"

Teacher He pointed to his left ear first, and then his right ear.

"It's a swollen voodoo, a type of animal voodoo!"

After the inspection, the second uncle confirmed.

"Can you solve it?" Wang Xi asked immediately.

"It should be fine!"

Second Uncle said.

Wang Xi let out a sigh of relief after hearing this, while Zhang Yue'e didn't know what she thought of. She looked at Teacher He thoughtfully. She was not surprised at all that her second uncle could detoxify the poison.

"Second uncle, how do you explain it?" Wang Xilue asked anxiously.

"First send someone to get some Zaoxin soil. The older the soil, the better!"

Second Uncle said.

"Zao Xintu?" Wang Xi was stunned for a moment.

"It's the kind of earth stove in the countryside. The loess in the stove facing the bottom of the pot is the soil in the heart of the stove!" the second uncle explained.

"oh oh!"

Wang Xi suddenly realized something and said, "I'll send someone to do it right now!"

"and also!"

The second uncle added: "Four qian for raw rehmannia, three qian each for white peony root, anemarrhena, ginseng, and forsythia suspensa, one qian for bupleurum, five qian for lily, six qian for artemisia, and one qian for asparagus. The latter are available in traditional Chinese medicine stores." You can buy it!”

"oh oh!"

Wang Xi nodded quickly, "I know, I know!"

After speaking, Wang Xi took out his mobile phone and began to order people to prepare the hearth soil and medicinal materials.

The second uncle returned his attention to Teacher He and said, "Come on, tell me, who have you offended during this time?"

"I do not know!"

Teacher He said with a sad face and a hint of crying.

"do not know?"

The second uncle sneered and said: "If you don't know, I can't guarantee whether the other party will bewitch you again!"

"I really do not know!"

Teacher He still had a grimace on his face.

"You ungrateful animal!"

The second uncle's face darkened.

"Second uncle, second uncle, there's no need to lie, Teacher He. We really haven't encountered anything recently, everything is going well!" Wang Xi saw his second uncle's face and hurriedly came over to smooth things over.

"Your skin is itchy too, isn't it?" The second uncle looked at Wang Xi coldly, without giving her any face.

As soon as these words came out, Wang Xi immediately froze on the spot, as if he remembered something, and a trace of fear flashed in his eyes.

I'm a little surprised by the second uncle's attitude.

It stands to reason that the customer is God. There is no reason or need for the second uncle to be like this. What happened today?