The happy little days of the Ye family
Chapter 849 Boy Urine
Tang Xiaojing teased the little guy for a long time, and saw that he was still very energetic and didn't want to sleep at all.
Then he pinched the little guy's armpit and played with him.
Tang Xiaojing lifted Chenchen to the height of his chest and walked quickly in the hall.
"Beep, bab, bab..."
Tang Xiaojing walked faster and faster, and the little guy was so happy that he danced in the air.
Tangshan saw that Tang Xiaojing, a father, was having more fun than Chenchen, and complained to the side:
"This kid is getting more and more childish, and it's become a matter of Chenchen playing with him."
"I haven't said that you are imitating Xiaoqi's speech. You are just jealous that Chenchen likes me more."
Tang Xiaojing hugged the cheerful Chenchen and looked at Tangshan provocatively.
Tangshan didn't recognize this and glared at Tang Xiaojing with great dissatisfaction.
"You brat, Chenchen obviously likes me more."
"You're such a bad old man, you know how to talk nonsense."
"You are itchy."
Seeing that the father and son were quarreling again, Ye Qingqing happily watched the fun while eating melon seeds.
The little guy likes to lift Chenchen high, so Tang Xiaojing lifted Chenchen to the top of his head with a smile on his face.
Sure enough, the little guy became even more happy, waving his little hands in the air more vigorously, and babbling a lot of words that no one could understand.
Ye Qingqing on the side was afraid that he would throw his son, so he quickly said:
"Don't lift it so high, or Chenchen will pee on you again. The little guy doesn't have a diaper on right now."
Speaking of this, both Tangshan and Ye Qingqing thought of the last time they played with Chenchen and got peed on by the little guy. They couldn't help laughing.
"Ha ha ha ha……"
"Ha ha ha ha……"
Seeing the two of them laughing so hard that they couldn't straighten their waists, Tang Xiaojing felt a little embarrassed, but he still said firmly:
"We, Chenchen, are so good, why would we pee on me?"
Tang Xiaojing did not believe in evil and continued to play Feifei with Chenchen.
The father and son were having fun when suddenly Chenchen groaned and twisted his little buttocks.
"what's wrong?"
Tang Xiaojing saw the little guy twisting his butt and quickly hugged him back into his arms.
Ye Qingqing saw the little guy's familiar movements and immediately guessed what was going on.
Just when she was about to remind him that the little one was about to pee, Tangshan pulled her sleeves and motioned her not to speak with a smile.
Tangshan was holding back his anger, just waiting to see Tang Xiaojing get into trouble.
Tang Xiaojing was having fun, and without thinking much for a moment, he patted the little guy's butt with his hand.
"Beep, bab, bab..."
The little guy frowned and twisted his butt again.
When Tang Xiaojing saw Chenchen frowning, he finally thought of something and quickly looked at Ye Qingqing beside him.
"Is this kid going to pee?"
Ye Qingqing nodded towards him.
Tang Xiaojing still remembered the last time he was peed on by this brat, and immediately started yelling.
"Quick, quick, quick, the little guy probably needs to pee or have a bowel movement, so quickly take out the small basin this guy usually uses."
But it was already too late. Tang Xiaojing had just taken two steps when a light yellow water column shot towards him.
Tang Xiaojing reacted quickly and quickly turned his head.
Although he avoided it on his face, it was still poured on his chin, and even a few drops splashed on Tang Xiaojing's lips.
And from the neck to the chest, a large area was wet with urine.
Tang Xiaojing quickly wiped the boy's urine on his lips with his sleeve.
"Bah bah bah..."
"Tang Muchen!!!"
Tang Xiaojing gritted his teeth as he looked at the well-behaved little bastard in his arms. If he hadn't been able to hide quickly, this brat would have washed his face for him.
Chenchen blinked his big watery eyes and looked at the furious Tang Xiaojing with an innocent expression.
The little guy was also very innocent. He clearly reminded me several times, but he was too stupid and his reaction was too slow.
You can't blame him for this.
"Hahaha..., this is authentic child urine, it's an advantage for you, hahaha..."
Tangshan looked at his son's embarrassed appearance and smiled happily than anyone else.
Ye Qingqing on the side also covered her mouth and snickered.
"Don't be angry, don't be angry, this boy's urine is not dirty."
Seeing that these two people were still gloating about their misfortune, Tang Xiaojing suddenly sneered.
"Yes, children's urine is not dirty."
After saying that, he immediately leaned towards Tangshan and wiped all the boy's urine on his face and chin.
Come on, let's share this boy's urine with everyone.
"Tang Xiaojing, are you asking for a beating?" Tang Shan was so angry that he jumped to his feet.
"Hahaha, this is authentic boy urine, it's so cheap for an old man like you."
Tang Xiaojing smiled brightly and threw back what Tang Shan had just said.
Seeing that the situation was not good, Ye Qingqing quickly reduced his presence, for fear of being retaliated by the petty Tang Xiaojing.
Seeing that the father and son were still bickering, Ye Qingqing quietly ran into the house.
Ye Qingqing's little moves naturally couldn't be hidden from Tang Xiaojing's eyes.
After stabbing Tangshan a few more times, Tang Xiaojing hugged Chenchen who was still twisting in his arms and quickly chased after Ye Qingqing.
Back in the house, Tang Xiaojing pretended that nothing happened and didn't say much. He quickly wet the handkerchief and wiped the little guy's lower body.
After cleaning up the little guy, the brat stopped making trouble.
After playing for a long time, Chenchen was tired now and fell asleep soon.
Seeing that Chenchen was asleep, Tang Xiaojing hugged Ye Qingqing from behind and deliberately rubbed the boy's urine on Ye Qingqing's body.
"Tang Xiaojing, you bastard, stay away from me."
"It's okay, this boy is not dirty."
Tang Xiaojing was very vindictive. He hugged Ye Qingqing without letting go, and tried his best to rub the boy's urine on her body.
Ye Qingqing pushed Tang Xiaojing on his body with a look of disgust, but his strength was weak and it had no effect at all.
The two hugged each other tighter and tighter. I don't know when the mood changed, and Tang Xiaojing's eyes became more and more fiery.
Ye Qingqing noticed Tang Xiaojing's change and did not dare to move anymore, but Tang Xiaojing would not let her go.
"The clothes on our bodies are dirty, let's go wash up."
"Don't follow me."
Ye Qingqing picked up his pajamas and jumped out like a rabbit.
Tang Xiaojing naturally wouldn't listen to her and followed her closely with a smile.
"I'll rub your back."
"roll……"
…………
When the two returned to the house, an hour had passed.
Ye Qingqing was so tired that he couldn't even lift his hands, but Tang Xiaojing beside him was still full of energy, even more energetic than before.
Ye Qingqing got angry when she saw him and stared at him very dissatisfied.
"Humph!"
Tang Xiaojing was in a very good mood at this time, and he patted Ye Qingqing's back with a flattering look on his face.
Back in the house, Tang Xiaojing pestered Ye Qingqing and fooled around for a long time. When Chenchen was about to wake up, the two of them fell asleep.
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