Protector of the Country Dragon Emperor

Let my face wipe your ass?

what are you thinking about?

Does my face look like toilet paper?

While talking, the four paladins were not idle. The sword formation changed and surrounded the two people.

It was the same Lewis who spoke: "I know that you, the newest rising star demon king of the Yanhuang Kingdom, are the ones who killed our Templars and stole our sacred weapons."

"Your sacred weapon? Uh-huh—"

Chen Yan's face was full of contempt, "Do you know what the pattern behind the mirror is? Do you want me to tell you, it is the Bagua Diagram! It is the totem passed down by our Yanhuang Taoist School for thousands of years, what? Do you still want to say that this Bagua Diagram is also Is it passed down from the ancestors of your Holy See? In that case, the ancestors of your Holy See are actually our Yanhuang people?"

"That's nonsense. Who said that the Bagua Diagram is the totem handed down from your ancestors of Yan and Huang? It may be from Japan, or it may be from the Koryo Kingdom, or it may be from the Wuji Kingdom."

"I'm too lazy to talk nonsense to you gangsters."

Chen Yan saw a cut on An Xiaoyue's arm and said with cold eyes: "Who hurt my Aunt Xiaoyue's arm? Stand up! Even I can't bear to pinch her arm. You are actually doing it to her?" A wound left on your perfect skin? It’s an unpardonable crime!”

An Xiaoyue rolled her eyes.

However, the corners of his mouth curled up slightly, which was obviously very useful.

"It's me! What about you?" Lewis said, "Today, you'd better hand over the holy weapon, sincerely repent for killing my Templar before, return to the Holy See with us, and accept punishment, otherwise, you will To be cleansed on the spot and returned to the arms of the Lord.”

"Ahem!" Chen Yan coughed a few times, "I'm sorry, I don't know your Lord, but I can let you see him."

That means we can't reach an agreement.

Lewis immediately turned his face: "Purify!"

The bodies of the four paladins began to glow with golden light.

They sang in unison.

This time the song was no longer "Sleeping Song", but another very passionate and rhythmic war song.

As the war song sounded, the aura of the paladin became stronger and stronger, and the golden light became stronger and stronger, as if he had been injected with the power of a god.

On the other hand, Chen Yan and An Xiaoyue couldn't help feeling uneasy because of listening to this song.

"Things that are evil and crooked must not be put on the stage!"

Chen Yan complained.

An Xiaoyue said: "Be careful, the holy knights of the Holy See are indeed unique. Don't underestimate the enemy."

Chen Yan grabbed a bone flute from his pocket and immediately started playing it.

"Shush, shush--"

The sound was like the sound of something leaking air.

Demonic sound.

The effect of this magical sound is also very strange. It can make the person who hears it feel urgent to urinate and want to pee.

An Xiaoyue, who was so close, couldn't bear it for the first time. She clamped her legs tightly together and looked around to find the toilet. Her face turned red from suppressing it, and she couldn't help complaining in her heart: What the hell is this noise? Who can't get on the stage?

Chen Yan glanced at her and immediately adjusted his angle so that An Xiaoyue stood behind him.

The sound of the bone flute faintly changed the singing of the four paladins.

The four Paladins in armor were full of fighting spirit just now because they sang a song, but their suddenly filled bladders instantly destroyed their fighting spirit. As the Chen Yan played for longer, the feeling of urgency to urinate became stronger and stronger. Everyone invariably stopped singing and crossed their legs.

There was even one who pressed it tightly with his hand.

Singing a war hymn takes effort.

When you have an urgent need to urinate, won’t the urine come out if you exert force?

"No, you hold on, I can't help it anymore, I'll go to the door first." A paladin covered his front, quickly held his buttocks, and ran out in small steps.

"Me, me, I'll go get it too..."

Where there is one, there is a second.

The most sober person present was Lewis. He had a ferocious expression and was holding back. Then a second later, his expression instantly changed to one of great enjoyment, because——

He peed directly in his crotch.

At the same time, he shouted loudly: "Don't move! If you pee at this time, you will give the enemy a chance to kill you. Isn't it just peeing? When God created us, he gave us the freedom to pee. Let me pee in the same place." , peed in his pants, it’s okay.”

Ok!

you cow!

It turns out that you people in the Holy See admire nature so much and enjoy the process of peeing your pants.

"kill!"

Chen Yan carried the Lonely Dragon Sword and killed him immediately.

At least one of them ran away, and before he came back, their sword array could not take shape.

An Xiaoyue also moved forward together, launching the strongest attack.

"Clang clang clang..."

Chen Yan slashed seven or eight times, most of which were blocked. However, two of the slashes struck Lewis, but they were all blocked by his armor and were not injured... even though he was still peeing.

"Is this armor so hard?"

Chen Yan was surprised, it was like a turtle shell.

An Xiaoyue said: "Their armor is a sacred weapon."

When Chen Yan heard this, his eyes lit up: "It's a sacred weapon again... but it's a men's suit. Well, this armor looks like it should be metal. I don't know if it conducts electricity."

Chen Yan does whatever he thinks of.

"Thunder Knife!"

"Nine Lightning Slash!"

Chen Yan's current strength has reached a higher level. After cultivating his spiritual consciousness, he has stepped into the late stage of the psychic realm. His physical indicators have also increased. The opening of the second hidden vein has pushed the peak of his spiritual power to another level. kind of height.

"Click, click--, boom!"

The thunder raged like a miracle.

But it's a pity that the paladin is not afraid of thunder and lightning. This armor is really incredible. At this time, the paladin who went out to urinate rushed back again dragging the cross sword.

The sword formation formed again.

The situation immediately reversed.

Instead, Chen Yan and An Xiaoyue were suppressed and retreated steadily. Because the skills of the Paladin profession were weird, Chen Yan and An Xiaoyue were seeing them for the first time and suffered unfamiliar losses. And they were wearing armor, shields, and helmets. , is the biggest obstacle.

Like a hedgehog armed to the teeth.

Damn it, she was right in front of her, but she just couldn't bring herself to speak.

On the contrary, these four grandsons were able to launch crazy attacks without restraint.

Chen Yan was poked on the buttocks, and two flowers almost bloomed, with a faint fragrance floating around.

"Made, don't you want the Bagua Mirror? Our ancestors will let you see its true function!"

Chen Yan took out the Bagua Mirror.

This treasure, passed down from an unknown age, had been refined by him a long time ago. He didn't even need to manually control the Bagua pattern on the back of the mirror. With a thought, a barrier suddenly opened, and the four paladins, plus Susanna, all trapped inside.

Lewis had a sneer on his face: "It's useless to set up a field. We can still kill you in the field."

"Field? Do you have any misunderstandings about this enchantment?"

"Then let me show you the true power of this barrier!"

"Wind blows!"

"It's raining!"