If I live forever, everyone thinks I am invincible

Shit...shit?

After taking so many of my pills, you just want to shit?

"Stop pooping, hold it back!" Mu Yunyao said angrily.

"Hold it... I can't hold it anymore, hurry up and pull my trouser pockets!"

Seeing that Chen Changan's face was flushed and his legs were tightly clamped together, Mu Yunyao could only sigh helplessly.

"Get away from me, there's no toilet here."

"Master, you are so poor. It's ok for you to live in a thatched hut, but you don't even have a toilet."

"You don't usually stay in the bushes..."

"roll!"

Hearing Chen Changan's words, Mu Yunyao couldn't control his temper and kicked him out.

But when he kicked her, Mu Yunyao was also shocked.

Oops!

I didn't control the strength well. Could it be that this new disciple was kicked to death?

At this time, Chen Changan was flying away into the distance like a kite with a broken string.

But what puzzled Mu Yunyao was why there was a faint yellow color in the flight trajectory?

"Damn it!"

"This brat wouldn't really..."

Mu Yunyao wasn’t sure whether this kick killed Chen Changan, but she was very clear that this kick definitely kicked the shit out of him.

Mu Yunyao suppressed his nausea and found Chen Changan, who looked relaxed.

After taking a look at Chen Changan's appearance, Mu Yunyao's eyes were full of disgust, but when he changed his mind, he was shocked.

"Are...are you okay?" Mu Yunyao asked in shock.

Not to mention that Mu Yunyao is at the level of a great emperor, even if he is just an ordinary cultivator, a six-year-old child, it is impossible for him to withstand the force of this kick.

However, Chen Changan looked fine at this moment. This kid's body was simply too terrifying.

But when Chen Changan heard this, he burst into tears in grievance.

"fine?"

"Let me kick you and see?"

"I've already pulled my pants pocket in, how can I go out and meet people in the future?"

"I am the young master of the Chen family after all. Don't I have any dignity?"

"I just want to take a shit, is that so serious?"

"Look at that. Look at the kick you gave me."

As Chen Changan spoke, he stuck his butt out for Mu Yunyao to see.

Seeing this scene, Mu Yunyao kicked Chen Changan with disgust, directly kicking him into the river in the distance.

"Wash me clean before you come up."

Mu Yunyao looked down at her own jade feet, her expression was indescribable.

"My feet... are dirty!"

Not long after, Chen Changan washed his body and clothes in the river and returned to Mu Yunyao.

Mu Yunyao looked at the wet Chen Changan, waved his hand, and instantly dried Chen Changan's clothes and body.

"Master is so amazing."

"how did you do that?"

"Master, teach me. I want to learn."

teach you?

Want to learn?

Mu Yunyao looked at Chen Changan in front of him, sighed helplessly, and lost all his strength and means.

She also wants to teach, but how the hell can she teach?

After what happened just now, Mu Yunyao discovered that Chen Changan was indeed very special. If he could practice, this terrifying body would be twice as effective with half the effort.

But in the following days, Mu Yunyao tried countless methods and possibilities, but Chen Changan's body was like a bottomless pit.

"Master, I have memorized a lot of skills. I have memorized all the moves you demonstrated."

"But I...why can't I practice?"

"Master, I'm not a waste, am I?" Chen Changan asked with a depressed look on his face.

"Don't be afraid, Chang'an. I will definitely find a way for you to practice."

"Don't worry, as long as I am here, I will never let you become a waste."

"If you are a waste, where will your dignity as a teacher be?"

"As a teacher...I can't afford to lose this person."

Hearing Mu Yunyao's words, Chen Changan was also very moved. Master, don't worry, you will definitely get this person.

"Changan, this is the fasting pill. Take it. Eat it when you are hungry while I am away."

"Master, can I eat something humans eat?"

"I'm still a child, growing up. This thing doesn't taste good. Is it nutritious?"

"I need to replenish my energy so that I can practice sooner."

"Oh, that's not right, Master, are you leaving?"

Chen Changan has been here for a month or two and has long been accustomed to studying cultivation methods with Mu Yunyao every day.

Now that Mu Yunyao was about to leave, Chen Changan felt a little reluctant.

"I am going out to find some natural treasures for you, and I will also ask someone how to solve your situation."

"Stay here obediently. Remember, you cannot go to the forbidden forest."

"Remember?"

Seeing that Mu Yunyao was determined to leave, Chen Changan could only nod obediently.

After Mu Yunyao left, Chen Changan was alone and bored, and his life was indeed boring.

"Forbidden Forest, there should be fruit, right?"

"I've been here for so long, and there's nothing to eat."

"No, I have to go find something to eat."

Although Chen Changan is young, he has one advantage, which is that he does what he wants to do without any hesitation.

Chen Changan was seen skipping towards the forbidden forest.

But as soon as he entered the forbidden forest, he felt a chill on his back, as if he was being stared at by something.

"Could it be the monster that Master mentioned?"

"Where is the monster?"

"Come out and see me." Chen Changan shouted loudly.

But the only response to Chen Changan was the sound of the wind in the forest.

"Tsk, what a bullshit monster, Master only knows how to scare me."

Chen Changan happily entered the forbidden forest. This place was indeed different from others. There were all kinds of fruits. Chen Changan was very happy to eat them.

"Hey, it would be better if there was meat."

“Are there any small animals in here?”

"looking around!"

Chen Changan walked further and further along the way. In the end, Chen Changan even started to get lost.

"It's over, it seems there's no going back!"

Chen Changan looked back and could no longer remember the way he came.

"Forget it. If Master doesn't see me when he comes back, he will come looking for me."

"I'd better play for a few more days."

Chen Changan was at an age when he loved to play. He put all other things behind him and continued to walk happily towards the forbidden forest.

Chen Changan could no longer remember how long he had been walking or how many days he had been walking, but he could feel that the surroundings were becoming increasingly quiet.

"Oh my God!"

"what is this?"

“So big and majestic!”

Suddenly, Chen Changan found a huge creature appearing in his sight. It was a creature he had never seen before.

Could this be the monster that Master mentioned?

When Chen Changan noticed the monster, the monster also noticed him.

When the monster saw Chen Changan, its eyes lit up.

Seeing this, Chen Changan was very excited and waved at it enthusiastically.

The next moment, a smile appeared on the monster's lips, and then it opened its bloody mouth!