If I live forever, everyone thinks I am invincible

The Red Moon Secret Realm is extremely dangerous, and everyone who comes in is busy looking for treasures.

Chen Changan, on the other hand, with Dahuang and Xiaoyao, was studying around a pile of shit that had been dried for who knows how many years.

"What do you think this is?" Dahuang asked curiously.

"Not sure, but weird."

"This place was discovered tens of millions of years ago, and it must have been destroyed for much longer."

"There has been no living thing for a long time, so why does shit exist?"

"How could it have just weathered after such a long time?" Dahuang asked a soul torture question.

Yes, it's been so long, why is it just weathered?

"I know." Xiaoyao said with excitement.

"You know?" Chen Changan and Da Huang both looked at Xiao Yao in surprise.

"This... is a piece of shit."

Hearing Xiao Yao's words, Chen Changan and Dahuang both rolled their eyes. Do you know this?

"what happened?"

"Isn't it right? This is the first time in my life that I have seen such a thing."

"so amazing."

For Xiao Yao, this is really the first time in his life that he has seen this kind of thing.

"Did you never poop before?" Chen Changan asked curiously.

"Why do you have to poop?" Xiaoyao asked in confusion.

Good question, even if I asked it directly to Chen Changan, I would be confused.

"Dahuang, do you think it's weird?"

"It stands to reason that no matter whether it is a human or a monster, after reaching a certain level, these filthy things will not be produced in the body."

"If it were just left by ordinary people, it wouldn't be possible for it to exist for so long."

"Is it a problem with this secret realm or this shit?" Chen Changan asked seriously.

"I... need to think about this issue." Dahuang said helplessly.

think!

Chen Changan and Dahuang were both thinking at this time, and fell into deep thought about a piece of shit.

“Shit… shit shit shit…”

Just as Chen Changan and Dahuang were thinking, Xiao Yao's voice suddenly came from beside them.

"Huh? What's wrong, Xiaoyao?" Chen Changan asked curiously.

"Shit... ran away!"

Ok?

Ran?

"Fuck!"

"Daddy has become a spirit!"

At this time, Dahuang also noticed that extraordinary piece of shit, which was running quickly towards the distance, and couldn't help but stare in amazement.

"What are you still doing?"

"Chase!"

At this time, a strange scene appeared in the Chiyue Secret Realm.

A pile of shit that had been dried for who knows how many years moved against the ground in front of it, followed by Chen Changan and the others who were constantly chasing after him.

"This thing is quite fast!"

"Dahuang, tell me, could this be transformed into Jhin?" Chen Changan asked as he chased after him.

"possible!"

"But...why is it running?" Dahuang asked puzzledly.

"You'll know if you catch it."

Chen Changan smiled slightly, then flashed and caught up with the piece of shit.

"Drawing the ground is a prison!"

Chen Changan formed a seal with his hands and directly created a barrier, trapping the piece of shit in it.

"You're so small, how can I let you run away like a piece of shit?"

"Dahuang, hold it down. I see this little thing wants to run away."

Ok?

Hold it?

Da Huang quickly shook his head and said, "It's up to you to step on shit, I can't do it."

"You've already eaten all the food, and you still care about this?" Chen Changan said disdainfully.

"Chen Chang'an, I'm telling you again, I don't eat shit, and I never have."

“But don’t dogs just love to eat shit?”

"I always hear people say that a dog can't change its habit of eating shit."

"Da Huang, are you sick?" Xiao Yao looked at Da Huang with concern.

"You are sick."

"Your whole family is sick."

"You can't stop eating shit."

"Believe it or not, I will bite you to death." Da Huang bared his teeth in anger.

Seeing Dahuang's angry look, Xiaoyao also looked innocent. Shouldn't he care about it?

"Okay, stop making trouble, come on, study shit."

Chen Changan stared at the shit that kept trying to rush out of the barrier, filled with curiosity.

If this thing is really Jhin, then this Jhin... is too disgusting, right?

But since Jhin can change everything, why didn't he change when he just escaped?

Or is this thing not Jhin?

"Stand up!"

"Damn it, it actually stood up!"

The piece of shit suddenly stood up, which made Dahuang look excited! Gaining knowledge, this ancient immortal realm, so fucking gaining knowledge, even daddy can stand up.

"It seems...what is it going to say?" Xiaoyao said with a frown.

Say something?

It would be even more ridiculous if this damn daddy opened his mouth to speak.

Fortunately, the other party didn't really say anything. It seemed that he didn't have the ability to speak.

"beg for mercy?"

"Is it begging for mercy?"

After careful observation, Chen Changan and the others discovered that the shape of this piece of shit seemed to be begging for mercy.

A very magical feeling, but very real.

"Do you want me to let you go?"

"Then can you tell me first, what are you?" Chen Changan asked tentatively.

After hearing Chen Changan's words, the other party seemed to be in a tangled state. He wanted to answer, but he didn't know how to answer.

"Fuck!"

"What is it doing?"

"Writing?"

"Is it writing?"

Under the gaze of Chen Changan and the others, the shit kept swinging back and forth. If you look closely, you can see that it is actually writing.

"Dahuang, Jin, you have intelligence, can you write?" Chen Changan asked.

"There may be spiritual wisdom, but not much. They are just an energy body. As for writing."

"I have no idea about this."

"Jhin's appearance must be after the destruction of a world. The world is destroyed. They should not have the opportunity to learn these things." Dahuang analyzed.

If this is the case, then this piece of shit is probably not Jhin. Could it be that it is really a piece of shit that has become a spirit? Are you kidding me?

"Don't kill me, I'm scared."

"Actually, I'm a human being?"

"I can take you to find treasures, many, many treasures."

"As long as you don't kill me."

Chen Changan and the others were also stunned when they saw the words left on the ground.

You say you are a human being?

Do you really want to look in the mirror and see how you look like a human being? Aren't you trying to kill someone?

"Rhubarb, eat it for me."

"This bastard is swearing." Chen Changan said angrily.

"Why don't you eat it?"

"It's all turned into dried shit, it won't choke your throat." Dahuang rolled his eyes and said.

"I'm really human, I really am."

"I don't know why it's like this."

"Don't kill me, don't eat me, it doesn't taste good, it really doesn't taste good."

Chen Changan saw a piece of shit spinning crazily and wrote these words quickly on the ground.

Is it really human?

I do not believe!

"It's not impossible to let you out."

"Since you know baby, then take us there."

"But I have to tie you up so you don't run away."

Chen Changan chuckled, took out a rope from the ring, and then tied the piece of shit.

"Yeah, I've seen people walking their dogs. This is the first time I've seen someone walking their poop."