As an actor, it makes sense for me to know some kung fu, right?

"Wow! Isn't it a big scene of slaying demons at the beginning? It's so exciting. Hey, why isn't it Uncle Nine?"

"Yes, this Taoist priest looks completely different from 'Uncle Ninth'. He looks a bit vulgar."

"Two zombies came out, hey, why does it feel like they are acting?

Hahahaha, they are actually acting. These two brats were raised by Taoist priests. It’s amazing! "

"It's numb! It turns out that this big house is a haunted house, and there is a family of zombies living in it.

The Taoist priest and the others managed to bring this whole family out when they acted. What should we do now? fear……"

……

That's right!

At this moment in the screening room, Mr. Ling Huan from Da Xu Culture has already started the plot.

But what makes the audience a little confused is.

Although the beginning is a big scene, the person doing it is not the well-known Uncle Jiu.

But the plot of the Taoist priest raising two little zombies still firmly attracted the audience's attention.

Of course, one person and two enemies were no match for the aborigines in the haunted house, and they were beaten to the point of fleeing.

So in the slightly scary atmosphere, the audience burst into knowing laughter from time to time.

Some people who came together couldn’t help but start laughing and talking:

"It has to be a film produced by Daxu Culture. Although it is a little scary, it also has a lot of funny plot elements."

"That's right, I like this feeling best. It's not particularly scary, but it's enough to make one's hair stand on end."

"It's just that the protagonist of this film isn't Uncle Jiu from the last Mr. Zombie? Why hasn't he come out yet?"

"When Cao Cao and Cao Cao arrived, wouldn't Uncle Ninth be here right now? Hahahaha, and the security captain from last time is also here."

"Hey, what are they doing? Fighting against horse thieves?"

……

As the plot unfolds, ‘Uncle Nine’, who is already well-known to the public, appears again in the audience’s sight.

It’s still the image of long eyebrows that makes people feel that he is an expert at first glance.

Especially compared with the Taoist priest who appeared at the beginning of the play, although Uncle Jiu did not wear a Taoist robe, he looked more like a Taoist priest.

Next, the audience thought it was an ordinary scene of resisting horse thieves, so they relaxed.

But soon, they realized that things were not that simple.

There is indeed a reason why Uncle Jiu exists in this small village.

Because these horse thieves are not simple, they all know witchcraft.

"Wow! It's so scary. What did the horse thief put on his neck and the wound healed instantly?"

Reba, who had already taken off her sunglasses, opened her eyes wide and said in disbelief.

Next to me, my best friend Rui Rui also had the expression "I don't dare to look" and said in shock:

“Reba, it’s all your fault, I may not forget this scene in the next few days.

However, the security captain and another villager were too funny. They pulled the horse thief by the neck and sawed him back and forth. "

"Hahahaha, I just wanted to say it, it's really funny.

Just like in the movie Mr. Zombie, this security captain is just a scammer! "

Reba nodded in agreement.

Sure enough, soon, the two people playing in the play got out of hand and were chased and hacked by the weird horse thief.

Fortunately, in the end, 'Uncle Nine' came out to settle the situation.

The plot of "Child Urine" once again dispelled the horror atmosphere accumulated in the plot.

The audience was overjoyed, and at the same time expressed surprise that Uncle Jiu still had child urine...

After a fierce confrontation between the enemy and ourselves, although a few horse thieves were allowed to escape, most of them were killed and two were captured alive.

Then, the villagers returned to the village beating gongs and drums, all of them beaming with joy.

Oh, it’s also because Uncle Jiu’s birthday is coming.

But he didn't expect that his apprentices would only want to catch his "boy urine", which made the audience very amused.

"Hahahaha, you're teasing me to death, this guy named Aqiang deserves it, he has to find someone to trouble him!

Well now, he was teased by Dabao and Xiaobao. Others thought he was performing acrobatics! "

In the theater, the girl Shasha also said happily.

The good friend next to me, Xiaoyu, nodded repeatedly and said with a smile:

"It's so interesting. I didn't expect that no one else could see the existence of Dabao and Xiaobao. This captain is miserable."

"Yes, but if the noise was so loud, Uncle Jiu would have heard it, right?"

Sasha said quickly.

She was right.

As the commotion became too loud, Uncle Jiu had already walked downstairs and happened to see the security captain being forced to swallow his sword.

In an instant, Uncle Jiu realized something was wrong.

He took out two leaf-like things and waved them in front of his eyes. He opened his eyes and saw the existence of Dabao and Xiaobao.

This handsome action immediately made the audience in the screening room gasp.

"Wow! Uncle Jiu is still amazing. What kind of magic is this? Can you actually see Dabao and Xiaobao?"

Xiaoyu looked surprised.

Shasha also nodded and said excitedly:

"I know why I like watching Uncle Jiu's movies, I just like to watch him perform these magical Taoist skills.

Although I know it is fake and staged, but it looks exactly like the real thing..."

Just as Shasha said, many viewers unconsciously followed Uncle Jiu's gestures in front of their eyes.

It's a pity that they don't have Uncle Jiu's ability to open their own eyes.

But before everyone could regret it for too long, the next plot made them worried.

Because Dabao was quickly captured by Uncle Jiu, and most importantly, he fell into the hands of the small-minded security captain.

Looking at the mean look on Aqiang's face, even a fool knows that this guy has evil intentions.

Although the Dabao in the play is not human, the audience has not thought about destroying it because it has been performing well.

So seeing the security captain's expression, everyone became worried about Dabao, a non-human creature.

"I hope the half-baked Taoist priest can rescue Dabao soon, otherwise it will be miserable."

"Yes, this security captain is not well-intentioned. He was teased by Dabao and Xiaobao, and he will definitely take revenge."

"Speaking of which, this guy is really annoying. He fails more than succeeds, but he is also very cheap..."

"Hiss! I'm afraid the half-baked Taoist priest may have moved the wrong jar. Oh my god, he did move it to the wrong jar!"

Damn it, he let a female spy go, it was over, now the person was not saved but got into trouble. "

……

The matter of the female spy has not been resolved yet, and the plot on the other side is also developing.

The two horse thieves who were captured were still alive, so the female horse thieves leader took advantage of the darkness to rescue them.

It's a pity that all this is a trap set by Uncle Jiu and others, just to catch all the horse thieves.

Everything went very well as expected.

When the female horse thief sneaked in, the two captured horse thieves directly received their lunch boxes.

This made the female horse thief furious. Of course, Uncle Jiu was not the one to blame, and the two sides started fighting...

The audience's minds kept fluctuating with the plot.

at the same time.

Mou Jun, as the only ordinary spectator at the scene who had opened his "critical eye", was full of confusion at this moment.

He murmured:

"Isn't this a zombie movie? Tell me where are the zombies?"