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Chapter 39 Is Jiu Mengzi really bad? Oh my god, it turns out that the anchor is not cursing, but tel
[There must be something wrong with the anchor opposite. He always speaks with the word "mom" in his mouth. How can such a person have millions of fans? 】
[As expected of a drinking guy, he is indeed a group of low-quality people. I get upset when I see people like this, so shut up! 】
[The anchor really made a mistake this time. He even connected with this kind of person, which lowered the taste of our live broadcast room...]
……
[The guy opposite is really disgusting, Marde, can’t a man do it without drinking? Why should he be able to drink? Drink your uncle’s wine. 】
【that is! Although our anchor is indeed handsome, he is not feminine either. He is so sunny! 】
[Hurry up and disconnect from him, anchor, otherwise I will be offline. It is really unlucky to see such a drunkard. 】
……
Before Xu Lu could say anything himself, the fans in the live broadcast room gave up and started posting barrages very quickly.
The anchor opposite, whose ID was "One Ton of Wine a Day", had a look of pride on his face.
First anger the fans and anchors in the other party's live broadcast room, and then provoke the fans in your own live broadcast room to reward them. In this way, the PK can be more exciting.
This is the usual strategy of the man known as "Jiu Brother", and it can be said that it has proven successful time and time again.
As for whether it will offend people or make the opposite anchor unhappy, Brother Jiu doesn't care about that.
Here, everything is about making money, and everything else is illusory.
The water in online live broadcasting is very deep, and most people can't grasp it at all, but Brother Jiu thinks he has grasped it.
That's why we have millions of fans today and the opportunity to make a lot of money from fans.
Thinking of this, Brother Jiu smiled even more proudly, raised his glass to the camera, and said:
"Brothers, you won just now. I did connect to a pretty boy. I'd like to toast everyone!"
The wine guy first spilled some wine and put it on the table, then used a lighter to light it, and then used a paper towel to draw it across the top. The paper towel was indeed ignited.
Taking advantage of this atmosphere, Brother Jiu finished the glass of wine in his hand.
Then he said with a relaxed look:
"First have a drink to moisten your throat. By the way, why is the pretty face anchor opposite you silent? What talents do you have to show off?"
After saying this, the fans in Xu Lu's live broadcast room almost went berserk:
[I'm so stupid, this person is really mean. Fortunately, this guy is not in front of me, otherwise I would give him a lot of shit! 】
[Haha, you are right, that is, on the Internet, if in reality, such people must first be taught how to behave. 】
[That’s too arrogant. The anchor should give him some advice. Otherwise, I’ll be holding my breath and won’t be able to sleep at night. 】
……
[This drunkard must be killed. It’s so ridiculous. How come there are still people paying attention to this kind of person! 】
[There is no way, there are all kinds of people in the online world, and of course, there are also people who are like Jiu Mengzi.
But what I didn’t expect was that there were so many people who were like him. This is too outrageous...]
[Well, what’s a little strange to me is that our anchor’s expression seems a little strange, but he doesn’t look like he’s angry! 】
[The anchor and the anchor hurriedly yelled back, I have such a bad temper, I can’t bear to see this kind of drunk man acting crazy...]
Under the fierce comments from many fans, Xu Lu finally spoke.
And what he said shocked everyone in the two live broadcast rooms:
"Brother, you're almost crazy. You're still nagging in my live broadcast room. If you have this time, hurry up and write your will!"
As soon as this statement came out, the fans in Xu Lu's live broadcast room were the first to get excited, and they all laughed like crazy:
[Hahahaha, I really didn’t follow the wrong person. Our anchors are not easy to mess with either. 】
[I have to say that our anchor’s ability to make trouble is still online. Anyone who hears this will get angry. 】
[The drunken man across the street kept talking for a long time, but it was not as lethal as one sentence from our anchor! 】
[You see, that Jiu Mengzi was furious in an instant. Who do you want me to blame? Who are you provoking? Who are you provoking? Our anchor? 】
……
[Actually, I think our anchor is right. A few days ago, I heard news that a drunk anchor died. 】
【Yes! For people like them who drink excessively all day long, it's only a matter of time before they die.
As our anchor said, you still need to take the time to write your will, lest it is too late to write it. 】
[To be honest, people like this who use drinking as a source of enthusiasm are actually quite pitiful.
Even though they seem to be making a lot of money now, when he does, others will sleep with his wife and beat his baby! 】
……
Brother Jiu in the live broadcast on the opposite side was really angry at this sentence.
As an anchor who uses "drinking" as a gimmick, it's not like no one has told him about the disadvantages of drinking.
The words "drinking is harmful to the body" are even more confusing to my ears.
But Brother Jiu still goes his own way.
Because he believes that "drinking is harmful to the body" is for other people, and his physique is definitely different from ordinary people, and it can even be said to be a kind of special function.
In previous connections, some anchors also reminded him to drink less, but Jiu Ge didn't take it seriously.
But he didn't expect that this pretty boy would curse him to death as soon as he opened his mouth today!
I just said a few words of "little pretty" to heat up the atmosphere.
You're just saying this to curse people to death. Isn't it too incompetent?
Brother Jiu, who was originally in a high mood after drinking two drinks, suddenly lost control:
“Young pretty host, don’t talk nonsense, why on earth do you want to write a will.
Grandpa, I have been drinking since I was a child. I would not feel well without a few kilograms of wine every day. There is no problem if I live to 99.
On the contrary, you are a pretty boy with a short-lived look. I can’t see that the game will be over in three days..."
Xu Lu didn't take the abuse from Jiu Mengzi opposite him seriously.
His Qi far exceeds that of ordinary people, and he is really the person who can live to 99 without any problems.
On the contrary, Jiu Mengzi opposite was filled with black energy, completely in line with the saying 'the game will be over in less than three days'.
So why should he be angry with a dying person?
Based on the principle of kindness, Xu Lu said calmly:
"Brother, I'm not cursing you, but your life is indeed coming to an end.
Just write yourself a will after you finish the show. I don’t know if you have any children, and who will take care of them then..."
The fans in the live broadcast room were stunned for a moment and couldn't hold it any longer:
【puff! Hahahaha, the anchor is the real "smiling but hidden" person, so awesome! 】
【That’s right! Look at his serious look. If you don't know the truth, you might really think that he is thinking about others! 】
[Hey, in comparison, Jiu Mengzi’s swearing is too unskilled and far less annoying than our anchors. 】
【Isn’t that possible? Look at Jiu Mengzi opposite, his whole face is drawn down at this time. 】
……
"Baby face, what the hell are you..."
The wine guy in the live broadcast room opposite will start scolding him whenever his face turns dark.
But Xu Lu here didn't want to continue with the other party, and said casually:
"Brother, hold on tight, you don't have much time, bye!"
Then, he disconnected from the other party.
This operation immediately confused the wine guy over there.
But before he could get out of breath and continue sending connection requests, he felt dizzy.
A thought suddenly appeared in Brother Jiu's mind:
"No way, how could I be drunk?"
[As expected of a drinking guy, he is indeed a group of low-quality people. I get upset when I see people like this, so shut up! 】
[The anchor really made a mistake this time. He even connected with this kind of person, which lowered the taste of our live broadcast room...]
……
[The guy opposite is really disgusting, Marde, can’t a man do it without drinking? Why should he be able to drink? Drink your uncle’s wine. 】
【that is! Although our anchor is indeed handsome, he is not feminine either. He is so sunny! 】
[Hurry up and disconnect from him, anchor, otherwise I will be offline. It is really unlucky to see such a drunkard. 】
……
Before Xu Lu could say anything himself, the fans in the live broadcast room gave up and started posting barrages very quickly.
The anchor opposite, whose ID was "One Ton of Wine a Day", had a look of pride on his face.
First anger the fans and anchors in the other party's live broadcast room, and then provoke the fans in your own live broadcast room to reward them. In this way, the PK can be more exciting.
This is the usual strategy of the man known as "Jiu Brother", and it can be said that it has proven successful time and time again.
As for whether it will offend people or make the opposite anchor unhappy, Brother Jiu doesn't care about that.
Here, everything is about making money, and everything else is illusory.
The water in online live broadcasting is very deep, and most people can't grasp it at all, but Brother Jiu thinks he has grasped it.
That's why we have millions of fans today and the opportunity to make a lot of money from fans.
Thinking of this, Brother Jiu smiled even more proudly, raised his glass to the camera, and said:
"Brothers, you won just now. I did connect to a pretty boy. I'd like to toast everyone!"
The wine guy first spilled some wine and put it on the table, then used a lighter to light it, and then used a paper towel to draw it across the top. The paper towel was indeed ignited.
Taking advantage of this atmosphere, Brother Jiu finished the glass of wine in his hand.
Then he said with a relaxed look:
"First have a drink to moisten your throat. By the way, why is the pretty face anchor opposite you silent? What talents do you have to show off?"
After saying this, the fans in Xu Lu's live broadcast room almost went berserk:
[I'm so stupid, this person is really mean. Fortunately, this guy is not in front of me, otherwise I would give him a lot of shit! 】
[Haha, you are right, that is, on the Internet, if in reality, such people must first be taught how to behave. 】
[That’s too arrogant. The anchor should give him some advice. Otherwise, I’ll be holding my breath and won’t be able to sleep at night. 】
……
[This drunkard must be killed. It’s so ridiculous. How come there are still people paying attention to this kind of person! 】
[There is no way, there are all kinds of people in the online world, and of course, there are also people who are like Jiu Mengzi.
But what I didn’t expect was that there were so many people who were like him. This is too outrageous...]
[Well, what’s a little strange to me is that our anchor’s expression seems a little strange, but he doesn’t look like he’s angry! 】
[The anchor and the anchor hurriedly yelled back, I have such a bad temper, I can’t bear to see this kind of drunk man acting crazy...]
Under the fierce comments from many fans, Xu Lu finally spoke.
And what he said shocked everyone in the two live broadcast rooms:
"Brother, you're almost crazy. You're still nagging in my live broadcast room. If you have this time, hurry up and write your will!"
As soon as this statement came out, the fans in Xu Lu's live broadcast room were the first to get excited, and they all laughed like crazy:
[Hahahaha, I really didn’t follow the wrong person. Our anchors are not easy to mess with either. 】
[I have to say that our anchor’s ability to make trouble is still online. Anyone who hears this will get angry. 】
[The drunken man across the street kept talking for a long time, but it was not as lethal as one sentence from our anchor! 】
[You see, that Jiu Mengzi was furious in an instant. Who do you want me to blame? Who are you provoking? Who are you provoking? Our anchor? 】
……
[Actually, I think our anchor is right. A few days ago, I heard news that a drunk anchor died. 】
【Yes! For people like them who drink excessively all day long, it's only a matter of time before they die.
As our anchor said, you still need to take the time to write your will, lest it is too late to write it. 】
[To be honest, people like this who use drinking as a source of enthusiasm are actually quite pitiful.
Even though they seem to be making a lot of money now, when he does, others will sleep with his wife and beat his baby! 】
……
Brother Jiu in the live broadcast on the opposite side was really angry at this sentence.
As an anchor who uses "drinking" as a gimmick, it's not like no one has told him about the disadvantages of drinking.
The words "drinking is harmful to the body" are even more confusing to my ears.
But Brother Jiu still goes his own way.
Because he believes that "drinking is harmful to the body" is for other people, and his physique is definitely different from ordinary people, and it can even be said to be a kind of special function.
In previous connections, some anchors also reminded him to drink less, but Jiu Ge didn't take it seriously.
But he didn't expect that this pretty boy would curse him to death as soon as he opened his mouth today!
I just said a few words of "little pretty" to heat up the atmosphere.
You're just saying this to curse people to death. Isn't it too incompetent?
Brother Jiu, who was originally in a high mood after drinking two drinks, suddenly lost control:
“Young pretty host, don’t talk nonsense, why on earth do you want to write a will.
Grandpa, I have been drinking since I was a child. I would not feel well without a few kilograms of wine every day. There is no problem if I live to 99.
On the contrary, you are a pretty boy with a short-lived look. I can’t see that the game will be over in three days..."
Xu Lu didn't take the abuse from Jiu Mengzi opposite him seriously.
His Qi far exceeds that of ordinary people, and he is really the person who can live to 99 without any problems.
On the contrary, Jiu Mengzi opposite was filled with black energy, completely in line with the saying 'the game will be over in less than three days'.
So why should he be angry with a dying person?
Based on the principle of kindness, Xu Lu said calmly:
"Brother, I'm not cursing you, but your life is indeed coming to an end.
Just write yourself a will after you finish the show. I don’t know if you have any children, and who will take care of them then..."
The fans in the live broadcast room were stunned for a moment and couldn't hold it any longer:
【puff! Hahahaha, the anchor is the real "smiling but hidden" person, so awesome! 】
【That’s right! Look at his serious look. If you don't know the truth, you might really think that he is thinking about others! 】
[Hey, in comparison, Jiu Mengzi’s swearing is too unskilled and far less annoying than our anchors. 】
【Isn’t that possible? Look at Jiu Mengzi opposite, his whole face is drawn down at this time. 】
……
"Baby face, what the hell are you..."
The wine guy in the live broadcast room opposite will start scolding him whenever his face turns dark.
But Xu Lu here didn't want to continue with the other party, and said casually:
"Brother, hold on tight, you don't have much time, bye!"
Then, he disconnected from the other party.
This operation immediately confused the wine guy over there.
But before he could get out of breath and continue sending connection requests, he felt dizzy.
A thought suddenly appeared in Brother Jiu's mind:
"No way, how could I be drunk?"
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