As an actor, it makes sense for me to know some kung fu, right?
Chapter 4 I just want to deceive you to see if there are other major cases involving you!
[Are you ‘knowing how to put in some effort’? Five people were knocked down by you in just a few clicks. Is this the level of a retired soldier? 】
[Reasonable...what a piece of shit! Did the anchor have any misunderstanding about ‘one point’? 】
[Haha, when those five guys lying on the ground heard this, they were probably so ashamed that they even considered committing suicide! 】
[Um... Anchor, I think you should think about how to tell the police later. I helped call the police just now. 】
……
Beep, beep, beep...
Not long after this netizen's barrage was posted, the sound of police sirens actually sounded outside the alley.
The flashing police car lights soon illuminated the alley into a backdrop of red and green colors that were constantly changing.
When the two police officers who got out of the car saw the five people lying staggered on the ground, they suddenly felt like they were facing a formidable enemy.
One of them even yelled at Xu Lu, the only one still standing at the scene:
"Stop! Put your hands up! Place your hands and feet where we can see them, against the wall..."
"Officer, I am the victim..."
Before Xu Lu could finish speaking, he was interrupted by the police officer, and naturally there was a flurry of excitement.
Although Xu Lu 'knows a little bit of effort', he can only keep his emotions calm and obey everything he is told when encountering such a thing.
Soon, the screen in the live broadcast room disappeared, obviously it was shut down, and the audience was dumbfounded:
[It’s over now, those police officers must have taken the anchor back as a vicious gangster! 】
[Yes, he was the only one standing there while everyone else fainted.
If it were me, I wouldn't believe those five people were the bad guys. The anchor was just acting in self-defense! 】
[I'm so sorry for the anchor. I was just worried that he would be beaten into a pig's head. I didn't expect... Hey, I'm sorry! 】
[The live broadcast platform should have a replay function. The host only needs to take out the video recording just now, and there must be no big problem. 】
……
Just as the viewers in the live broadcast room were speculating on how the situation would develop, Xu Lu had already been brought back to the bureau.
"Name?"
"Xu Lu!"
"gender?"
"male!"
"What is your relationship with those five people, and why did you commit murder?"
After hearing this sentence, Xu Lu finally couldn't help shouting:
"Officer, I did not commit murder. I was acting in self-defense. Everything that happened just now was recorded on my live broadcast equipment. You only need to take a look and you will know that I am innocent."
The police officer opposite looked at him and said, "Have you had any conflicts with these people before?"
Xu Lu nodded quickly and said:
"Officer, the black-faced man among the five people previously set up a horizontal bar challenge stall on the street. I successfully challenged it and won 1000 yuan, and exposed the dirty tricks inside. Is this considered a conflict?"
The police officer opposite recorded silently. After a while, he pushed a report over and said:
"Okay, your transcript is finished. Take a look at it and sign if it's okay. Then you can leave!"
"You can leave? So you believe that I am not committing murder, but acting in self-defense?"
Xu Lu was stunned for a moment, then took the transcript and looked at it. After finding that there was no problem, he signed his name at the bottom.
The police officer finally nodded and said:
"We have already watched your video playback. It was indeed self-defense. Ahem, but next time you encounter this situation, don't be so harsh. Five people were knocked unconscious by you and they have just woken up. !”
"Comrade police officer, you don't know that the five of them swarmed me at that time, and I couldn't control myself when I was nervous.
After all, I always thought that I was just good at kung fu, but I didn’t expect that I was actually pretty good at fighting...
By the way, since you all know that I was acting in self-defense, why did you say "murder" just now? "
Xu Lu asked in surprise.
Now it was the police officer's turn to feel a little embarrassed and said:
"We see that you are very skilled, and we want to deceive you to see if you have any other major cases... Ahem, okay, you can go."
That's what happened.
Xu Lu's mouth suddenly twitched.
Because of his strong fighting ability, the police mistakenly thought that he had come to the door because of the first-class meritorious service, and then he did what he did just now.
What a big crime! I am an actor who always obeys the law. What big crime can I commit?
In a moment of depression, Xu Lu walked out of the police station. Only then did he come to his senses, and his live broadcast room was closed.
"I don't know what will happen to the audience in the live broadcast room about today's matter. Forget it, let's take the initiative to explain it!"
Xu Lu immediately started the live broadcast again.
To his surprise, after starting the live broadcast, he found that there were originally less than a hundred people watching the live broadcast room, but now the number of people had reached more than 100.
In other words, during the period when his live broadcast room was closed, there were still new people coming in.
[Wow, the anchor has finally been released, hahahaha, I just said it should be fine. 】
【puff! Although I sympathize with the host, why can’t I help but laugh, hahahaha! 】
[The anchor is so unlucky, hahahaha, I'm sorry, I really didn't mean to laugh, I couldn't help it. 】
[I heard from a friend that an anchor here was brought back to the bureau, so I came here to take a look...]
……
Looking at the barrages that kept floating up, Xu Lu suddenly became even more depressed.
These netizens are so unsympathetic. Now they are all laughing at themselves. They are really being unkind to others.
"Ahem, dear friends, please don't believe or spread rumors. I was not caught in the police station. I was cooperating with the police's actions.
If I wasn't a person with a bad reputation, I would have asked them to award me a bravery award or something like that, but we are not that high-profile person, right..."
Xu Lu was trying hard to explain to the fans in the live broadcast room.
At this moment, a different comment appeared, making everyone stunned for a moment:
[Hongcheng Police: What the anchor said is true, I can prove it. In addition, I would like to thank the anchor for cooperating with the actions of our police station. I hope that the viewers in the live broadcast room will also abide by the law and strive to be good citizens. 】
Immediately, some viewers in the live broadcast room asked:
[Is this a prank? 】
But someone quickly replied and explained:
[Everyone, please see that there is an official certification on the back of this Hongcheng Police, indicating that this is not a spoof, this is the real Hongcheng Police. It’s over, the anchor has been paid attention to by the police. 】
[Let me just say, if the anchor is so strong in Kung Fu, he will definitely be noticed, and he has already registered it with the police station. 】
[Anchor, please be careful in the future and don’t violate laws or discipline, otherwise you will be invited to tea again...]
……
Seeing the comments of "Hongcheng Police" that suddenly appeared in the live broadcast room and the ridicule from the audience, Xu Lu really wanted to cry.
Just... filing?
I don’t think I’ve made any records, right?
Xu Lu was thinking absentmindedly, then suddenly remembered a detail and muttered:
"But it seems to have been done again. The previous transcript did contain a description of my ability to learn kung fu."
[Reasonable...what a piece of shit! Did the anchor have any misunderstanding about ‘one point’? 】
[Haha, when those five guys lying on the ground heard this, they were probably so ashamed that they even considered committing suicide! 】
[Um... Anchor, I think you should think about how to tell the police later. I helped call the police just now. 】
……
Beep, beep, beep...
Not long after this netizen's barrage was posted, the sound of police sirens actually sounded outside the alley.
The flashing police car lights soon illuminated the alley into a backdrop of red and green colors that were constantly changing.
When the two police officers who got out of the car saw the five people lying staggered on the ground, they suddenly felt like they were facing a formidable enemy.
One of them even yelled at Xu Lu, the only one still standing at the scene:
"Stop! Put your hands up! Place your hands and feet where we can see them, against the wall..."
"Officer, I am the victim..."
Before Xu Lu could finish speaking, he was interrupted by the police officer, and naturally there was a flurry of excitement.
Although Xu Lu 'knows a little bit of effort', he can only keep his emotions calm and obey everything he is told when encountering such a thing.
Soon, the screen in the live broadcast room disappeared, obviously it was shut down, and the audience was dumbfounded:
[It’s over now, those police officers must have taken the anchor back as a vicious gangster! 】
[Yes, he was the only one standing there while everyone else fainted.
If it were me, I wouldn't believe those five people were the bad guys. The anchor was just acting in self-defense! 】
[I'm so sorry for the anchor. I was just worried that he would be beaten into a pig's head. I didn't expect... Hey, I'm sorry! 】
[The live broadcast platform should have a replay function. The host only needs to take out the video recording just now, and there must be no big problem. 】
……
Just as the viewers in the live broadcast room were speculating on how the situation would develop, Xu Lu had already been brought back to the bureau.
"Name?"
"Xu Lu!"
"gender?"
"male!"
"What is your relationship with those five people, and why did you commit murder?"
After hearing this sentence, Xu Lu finally couldn't help shouting:
"Officer, I did not commit murder. I was acting in self-defense. Everything that happened just now was recorded on my live broadcast equipment. You only need to take a look and you will know that I am innocent."
The police officer opposite looked at him and said, "Have you had any conflicts with these people before?"
Xu Lu nodded quickly and said:
"Officer, the black-faced man among the five people previously set up a horizontal bar challenge stall on the street. I successfully challenged it and won 1000 yuan, and exposed the dirty tricks inside. Is this considered a conflict?"
The police officer opposite recorded silently. After a while, he pushed a report over and said:
"Okay, your transcript is finished. Take a look at it and sign if it's okay. Then you can leave!"
"You can leave? So you believe that I am not committing murder, but acting in self-defense?"
Xu Lu was stunned for a moment, then took the transcript and looked at it. After finding that there was no problem, he signed his name at the bottom.
The police officer finally nodded and said:
"We have already watched your video playback. It was indeed self-defense. Ahem, but next time you encounter this situation, don't be so harsh. Five people were knocked unconscious by you and they have just woken up. !”
"Comrade police officer, you don't know that the five of them swarmed me at that time, and I couldn't control myself when I was nervous.
After all, I always thought that I was just good at kung fu, but I didn’t expect that I was actually pretty good at fighting...
By the way, since you all know that I was acting in self-defense, why did you say "murder" just now? "
Xu Lu asked in surprise.
Now it was the police officer's turn to feel a little embarrassed and said:
"We see that you are very skilled, and we want to deceive you to see if you have any other major cases... Ahem, okay, you can go."
That's what happened.
Xu Lu's mouth suddenly twitched.
Because of his strong fighting ability, the police mistakenly thought that he had come to the door because of the first-class meritorious service, and then he did what he did just now.
What a big crime! I am an actor who always obeys the law. What big crime can I commit?
In a moment of depression, Xu Lu walked out of the police station. Only then did he come to his senses, and his live broadcast room was closed.
"I don't know what will happen to the audience in the live broadcast room about today's matter. Forget it, let's take the initiative to explain it!"
Xu Lu immediately started the live broadcast again.
To his surprise, after starting the live broadcast, he found that there were originally less than a hundred people watching the live broadcast room, but now the number of people had reached more than 100.
In other words, during the period when his live broadcast room was closed, there were still new people coming in.
[Wow, the anchor has finally been released, hahahaha, I just said it should be fine. 】
【puff! Although I sympathize with the host, why can’t I help but laugh, hahahaha! 】
[The anchor is so unlucky, hahahaha, I'm sorry, I really didn't mean to laugh, I couldn't help it. 】
[I heard from a friend that an anchor here was brought back to the bureau, so I came here to take a look...]
……
Looking at the barrages that kept floating up, Xu Lu suddenly became even more depressed.
These netizens are so unsympathetic. Now they are all laughing at themselves. They are really being unkind to others.
"Ahem, dear friends, please don't believe or spread rumors. I was not caught in the police station. I was cooperating with the police's actions.
If I wasn't a person with a bad reputation, I would have asked them to award me a bravery award or something like that, but we are not that high-profile person, right..."
Xu Lu was trying hard to explain to the fans in the live broadcast room.
At this moment, a different comment appeared, making everyone stunned for a moment:
[Hongcheng Police: What the anchor said is true, I can prove it. In addition, I would like to thank the anchor for cooperating with the actions of our police station. I hope that the viewers in the live broadcast room will also abide by the law and strive to be good citizens. 】
Immediately, some viewers in the live broadcast room asked:
[Is this a prank? 】
But someone quickly replied and explained:
[Everyone, please see that there is an official certification on the back of this Hongcheng Police, indicating that this is not a spoof, this is the real Hongcheng Police. It’s over, the anchor has been paid attention to by the police. 】
[Let me just say, if the anchor is so strong in Kung Fu, he will definitely be noticed, and he has already registered it with the police station. 】
[Anchor, please be careful in the future and don’t violate laws or discipline, otherwise you will be invited to tea again...]
……
Seeing the comments of "Hongcheng Police" that suddenly appeared in the live broadcast room and the ridicule from the audience, Xu Lu really wanted to cry.
Just... filing?
I don’t think I’ve made any records, right?
Xu Lu was thinking absentmindedly, then suddenly remembered a detail and muttered:
"But it seems to have been done again. The previous transcript did contain a description of my ability to learn kung fu."
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