It's really fragrant after the flash marriage with the black-bellied third uncle

"Doctor, how is my wife?"

The female doctor didn't know the third master, so she gave him a speechless look: "As for being so anxious, let us prepare this and that! Don't you know that you have menstruation? What miscarriage, whether you are pregnant, you husband and wife Don’t you know yourself?”

"What?" Lu Xun was stunned, his pupils dilated a bit, "I didn't hear you clearly just now, please repeat it."

"Your wife is not pregnant!" The female doctor said one word at a time and quickly instructed the third master, "Hurry up and buy sanitary napkins for your wife."

"Aren't you pregnant?" The corners of Lu Xun's mouth turned up.

The female doctor nodded and left, thinking that she was another scumbag who didn't want children.

"That's the one coming..." Lu Xun repeated in a low voice, the corners of his mouth opened inch by inch, and he twisted his buttocks happily.

He often watched Ono twisting his butt happily, and he would do it if he watched too much.

He was twisting and turning, humming Ono's children's songs.

"The leaky leaky oil is special, the thing moving in the mouth is a pig, the cat is in the cat, the cat is in the cat..."

So happy that I was spinning in circles.

At this time, Jiang Li and Chen Mianmian, who had arrived late, had expressions as if they had seen ghosts.

Three...Third Master? ? ?

Are you... twisting your ass? !

Was he possessed by something dirty?

At this moment, Lu Xun twisted his butt and turned around. When he saw two pairs of dumbfounded eyes, his expression suddenly broke.

He stopped, coughed twice, and returned to the sanctimonious demeanor he had shown before.

"Well, Ayu is fine. I'm so happy..." Lu Xun explained a little embarrassedly, "She's not pregnant, she's here. I'll go buy something for her."

With that said, Lu Xun left quickly.

The pace was a bit like running away.

At this time, Han Junyao covered his mouth and quietly retreated with his mobile phone.

He sent Lu Shinian a WeChat message: Your third uncle’s exclusive butt twisting video can be put on the big screen at his future wedding. Do you want it?

Lu Shinian: Yes!

Han Junyao: One price, one hundred thousand.

Lu Shinian: Are you taking me for a ride?

Han Junyao: Help brother, I almost have no place to live.

Lu Shinian transferred one hundred thousand to Han Junyao: I borrowed it from you and will pay it back at your convenience.

Han Junyao happily sent him a short video.

After Lu Shinian received the message, he was shocked.

Is this still the third uncle he knew before?

……

On the other side, Lu Xun arrived at the supermarket and looked at the women's products on the shelves, and suddenly felt confused.

So many varieties?

He shyly took a basket, walked over, and took one from each.

Walk over once, scan one line, turn back, scan the second line, walk over again, scan another line...

His behavior attracted the attention of some women.

Some people secretly took short videos and posted them online.

Notice!A prodigal who is suspected of having perverted fetishes appears in the supermarket.

Since this video was shot secretly from a distance, it is not very clear. Most people would not recognize the man in front of them as the Third Master.

But Duan Xiaobai recognized him at a glance and posted the short video to the group.

Duan Xiaobai: Hahahahahahaha...

Duan Xiaobai: Three, one of you is wearing diapers for the elderly!

Duan Xiaobai: Hahahahahahaha... You even took a strawberry flavored one, I laughed so hard.

Yuan Shen: ...

Lu Xun glanced at the group and said nothing.

Now Duan Xiaobai, who is not afraid of the general, is getting more and more arrogant~

At this time, Lin Qingyu saw the room full of aunt's towels...