Siheyuan: The more excited you are, the more excited I am

"Shen He, look at the kind of man you found. He even dares to tease your teacher. He is so bold that he must have touched your senior sister's bed at night, right?"

Xianyun glared at Lin Fan fiercely. This brat was getting more and more outrageous and was even teasing him.

"Master, why are you involving me again?"

"Just touch me, it's good for us to become sisters!"

Ganyu blushed with embarrassment when she heard this, but Shen He didn't care and was even a little looking forward to it.

"Hey, you really have a husband and forgot about your master and senior sister. Shen He, this idea of ​​yours is very dangerous!"

Xianyun looked at Shen He in surprise. This disciple was really something. He was completely devoted to Lin Fan.

"Okay, you want a battlefield, right? I'll take you to a battlefield, and I guarantee it'll be an experience you've never had before!"

At this time, Lin Fan interrupted Xianyun, then waved his hand and took everyone away from the original world.

"Is this the battlefield you mentioned?"

When Lin Fan and the others appeared again, they were already in the space of another world. Watching the great battle happening below, Xianyun looked at Lin Fan in disbelief.

The expressions of the other women were a bit strange as well, because they were currently on top of a planet with countless humans on it. They were all holding guns and were fighting against insects all over the mountains. It was like a land reclamation war, with humans and insects killing each other, and the scene was very tragic.

This is the world of Starship Troopers, and below is the battlefield where the human coalition forces are fighting against the Zerg.

"Yes, isn't this a battlefield? The enemies here are bugs all over the mountains, there are a lot of them, and your original form happens to be a crane, and cranes eat bugs, so they are the perfect counter for them! Play to your strengths, go ahead!"

Lin Fan pointed at the battlefield below and chatted with Xianyun beside him, completely unaware that Xianyun's face turned pale to black, black to blue, blue to purple, changing unpredictably.

"Lin Fan, you are going too far. I am a crane, a crane that drinks dew. Even if I want to eat meat, I will eat fish. I never eat insects! I will fight you!"

Xianyun originally wanted to suppress his anger and not bother with this bad guy Lin Fan.

But the more she endured, the angrier she got. The more she took a step back, the more she felt she was at a disadvantage, so she exploded.

She took off with a big jump and jumped directly onto Lin Fan, then hugged his neck and bit him hard.

"oops!"

Xianyun originally wanted to bite Lin Fan to vent her anger, but she didn't expect that Lin Fan's skin was harder than steel, and the bite almost broke all her teeth.

"Okay, Master, you can't take advantage of Lin Fan!"

Seeing that Xianyun was still somewhat unwilling, Shen He shook his head helplessly and pulled her away.

Even the innate spiritual treasure couldn't hurt Lin Fan at all, let alone Xianyun.

Although she is an immortal in the world of the original gods, she is not even a terrestrial immortal in the prehistoric world. The gap is really too big. If she continues to care about it, she will only continue to suffer losses.

"Women's hearts are like needles in the sea. It was you who wanted to fight, so I brought you to the battlefield. I was worried about your safety, so I specially picked a weak opponent for you. Why are you blaming me? And you even bit me. It really hurts my heart!"

At this time, Lin Fan deliberately sighed and said helplessly.

"Is that right?"

Lin Fan's aggrieved expression confused the angry Xianyun. She began to suspect that she was too excited and therefore wrongly blamed Lin Fan, and even felt guilty.

The girls looked very strange when they heard this. They thought Xianyun was too easy to fool. It was obvious that Lin Fan was teasing her!

She actually believed it so easily. She really lived in vain for thousands of years.

“Well, it’s my fault. I shouldn’t have been so excited. But even if you’re worried about my safety, you can’t let me fight against bugs. Can’t you use some gods and demons as opponents? I’m an immortal after all. If I leave the world of the original gods and fall into a battle with bugs, people will laugh at me if I get out of this!”

Xianyun thought about it and decided to take the initiative to admit his mistake to Lin Fan, and then discussed the matter with him in a friendly tone.

"Is that so? Then I forgive you!"

Lin Fan forced himself to suppress his urge to laugh and spoke to Xianyun in a serious tone.

"Pfft!"

Upon hearing this, the girls couldn't hold back their laughter and burst out laughing.

"Lin Fan, what are they laughing at?"

Xianyun was a little surprised when he saw this and didn't understand what others were laughing at.

"They are smiling with relief. You are so sensible. They admire you!"

"I always feel like something is weird."

No matter how thick-skinned Xianyun was, he could still feel something was wrong at this moment.

"There's nothing weird about it. Since you're so resistant to fighting bugs, forget it. I'll take you to another world!"

Lin Fan didn't give Xianyun a chance to react. He took the girls and disappeared from this world.

"Well, what do you think of this situation?"

Lin Fan brought the girls to another world and signaled Xianyun to look up at the sky.

"Lin Fan, is this the battle in which the Heavenly Palace sent troops to capture Sun Wukong after he caused havoc in the Heavenly Palace?"

Lou Xiao'e looked at the familiar figures in the sky and asked Lin Fan with a smile.

"Ah."

"Xianyun, the two sides in this confrontation are the Great Sage Equaling Heaven Sun Wukong on one side and the Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King Li Jing and Nezha the Third Prince of Heaven plus a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers and generals on the other side. Go and help whoever you want to help!"

Lin Fan nodded first, then raised his chin towards Xianyun, indicating that she could go to join the battle.

"Oh? Then I have to help that Sun Wukong fight against the Heavenly Court. What's the point of one hundred thousand people fighting one? What I, Xianyun, despise the most is using numbers to bully the few!"

After hearing this, Xianyun thought for a few seconds and decided to help the group with fewer people.

Before he finished speaking, Xianyun's figure soared into the sky and headed towards the battlefield above the clouds.

“Lin Fan, is this a joke? This level of battle shouldn’t be something my master can participate in, right?”

Shen He felt a headache when he saw Xianyun, a young and inexperienced man, flying up into the clouds.

Which of these guys can Xianyun deal with? Even if it's just a heavenly soldier, Xianyun can't beat him.

"Don't worry, I gave her a little blessing so that she can participate in this level of battle."

Lin Fan couldn't help but smile when he heard this. Indeed, Xianyun's participation in this battle would be like a mantis trying to stop a chariot.

But it’s different with his blessing. With his help, even a pig can go up and give it a try.

Uh, this analogy seems a bit inappropriate. If Xianyun knew about this, he would probably fight with Lin Fan to the death.

"Hey, monkey, let me help you!"

Xianyun landed beside Sun Wukong and spoke to him with a smile.

"Oh? How dare you, a little crane demon, come to help me, Old Sun?"

Sun Wukong was a little surprised at Xianyun's help. He didn't expect that his sworn brother would flee when he saw the army of heaven, and a mere crane monster would dare to come to help him.