Siheyuan: The more excited you are, the more excited I am

"Don't you know, why are you so violent?"

Lou Xiao'e covered her head and said with tears in her eyes.

"Okay, it's my fault, I shouldn't have worked so hard, let's rest!"

Lin Fan touched Lou Xiao'e gently, and then took the two girls back to the room to rest.

The main culprit was that he happily slept with his wife, one dragon and two phoenixes.

As for the victim, Yi Zhonghai, who now wanted to die, he was carried to the hospital by several people, followed by a large number of people. The hospital guards were shocked, and they thought someone was coming. Looking for trouble.

When he figured out the purpose of the group's visit, the guard was dumbfounded. He looked at Yi Zhonghai like a gorilla in a zoo, and then let them in.

This was the first time the doctor had seen this situation. Not only did he call out everyone in the obstetrics department, but also the doctors in the pediatric orthopedics department. All the doctors were surrounding Yi Zhonghai. They made joint diagnoses and discussions. , it took a whole hour to come to the conclusion: Yi Zhonghai is pregnant!

"Wow!"

Everyone in the courtyard who had been waiting for a long time and was a little drowsy suddenly woke up after hearing this.

Yi Zhonghai is really pregnant. This is truly an anecdote and unheard of!

"Doctor, even if I am pregnant, it should be ten months. Isn't this belly supposed to grow bigger day by day? How come it has grown so big in just one day?"

Even if Yi Zhonghai didn't want to admit it, he could only accept the fact that he was really pregnant.

But even if he believed that he was pregnant, he couldn't figure out how his belly could grow as big as a pregnant woman who was seven or eight months pregnant overnight.

"This is the first time we have seen this situation, so we don't know why, but we have something to tell you. You must be mentally prepared."

The doctor hesitated as he spoke, not knowing how to mention this.

"Tell me, I accept the fact that a man is pregnant, what else can't I accept?"

Yi Zhonghai said a little frustrated.

"Well, according to our observations, you should be giving birth the night after tomorrow, so you have to be mentally prepared."

The doctor hesitated for a long time and finally said it.

"Doesn't that mean that from the moment I got pregnant, I would give birth within three days?

"Yes, if you are telling the truth, then you not only set the world's first male pregnancy record, you also set the fastest record from conception to delivery. It only takes three days to give birth to a child. Congratulations. You!"

The doctor smiled and said to Yi Zhonghai.

"Is this a good thing? I'm a man. I got pregnant as a man and gave birth to a baby in three days. Do you still want to be proud of me?"

Yi Zhonghai said with some collapse.

"No matter what, you are unprecedented, so don't be too sad!"

The doctor didn't know that his words were stabbing into Yi Zhonghai's heart like a knife, making him almost unable to breathe.

"Well, Lao Yi, now that your matter has been decided, ah, no, since you are fine, then we will go back to the compound. You have to keep an optimistic attitude. After all, pregnant women... cough cough pregnant men Your mood may affect the baby's mood. In any case, we neighbors in the compound hope that your mother and son... ahem, father and son are safe!"

Liu Haizhong covered his mouth and ran away. The other neighbors in the compound also suppressed their smiles and said goodbye to Yi Zhonghai.

"Yan Jiecheng, how do men get pregnant?"

"Liu Guangtian, is there something wrong with you? If you ask me about this kind of thing, who should I ask?"

"I'm just curious whether this child is related to the aunt in Guangxi, and is he considered the aunt's child?

……

Everyone in the courtyard slowly walked away while talking. Yi Zhonghai shed tears of humiliation. He had completely lost his face today, and now he wanted to die.

In the end, only the eldest mother was left in Yi Zhonghai's ward. She had just arrived. She had left the two children at home to sleep, and she hurried over to take care of Yi Zhonghai.

The doctors also left. There was nothing wrong with Yi Zhonghai. He was just expecting to give birth like a normal pregnant woman.

But when men are pregnant, they need to find a place to calm down. They have never heard of it in so many years of practicing medicine.

"Lao Yi, what is...what's going on?"

The aunt's eyes lingered on Yi Zhonghai's bulging belly. After hesitating for a long time, she finally couldn't restrain her inner curiosity and asked.

"How do I know what's going on? I also want to know what's going on. I just slept for a while and dreamed that Guanyin Bodhisattva rewarded me with a child. Originally, I thought the child was for you to conceive. Unexpectedly, the Bodhisattva I, a man like me, got pregnant, and I was shocked, so I woke up shouting, and when I woke up, I saw you staring at my belly, and then I realized that my belly had really gotten bigger!"

Yi Zhonghai was really confused, aggrieved and at a loss now.

"Forget it, things have already come to this. It's too late to say anything now. Just give birth to her. She is your flesh and blood after all. I just don't know if she has my share!"

"Crazy, what if it is a deformed child? It will be illegal to kill it. If we don't kill it, then we will have to serve a deformed child for the rest of our lives?"

Yi Zhonghai didn't want this child because he didn't want to be nailed on the pillar of shame in history. From now on, whenever a man is pregnant, his name will be widely circulated.

"But didn't you say that this is the child given to you by Guanyin Bodhisattva? You don't want it? Then wouldn't you have offended Guanyin Bodhisattva? You will definitely be in trouble!"

Auntie is older and still has a sense of awe towards these gods and ghosts.

Especially what happened to Yi Zhonghai was so bizarre that she had to believe that it was really related to Guanyin Bodhisattva. In this case, they must treat this child well.

"It's not just bad luck. Guanyin Bodhisattva told me to treat her well, otherwise I will become a beast in my next life and be slaughtered by others!"

At this time, Yi Zhonghai also remembered what Guanyin Bodhisattva said in his dream, which made him hesitate. If he aborted this child, would he become a chicken, duck, fish, and pig to be slaughtered in his next life?

"Otherwise, you should give birth to her. I think since Guanyin Bodhisattva gave her to you and told you to take good care of her, then maybe she is the dragon girl under Guanyin Bodhisattva?"

The aunt's mind was wide open and she began to think divergently.

"Why not a boy but a dragon girl?"

At this time, Yi Zhonghai was still wondering whether he would give birth to a boy or a girl.

"I don't know, maybe it's my misunderstanding, but whether it's a boy or a dragon girl, we can't go against Guanyin Bodhisattva's will. You must give birth to her!"

The aunt said with a serious look.

Don’t worry about whether it’s weird or not, it’s all God’s arrangement, and God’s arrangement is the greatest!