Dad kidnapped me to join the army, and the whole army asked me to be their instructor.
Chapter 1186 Do you think Lan Guangzhi can believe it?
Woo woo woo...
In the dark room, three wolves slowly walked out.
Every step was carried with great force, as if every step was stepping on Liang Sanshun's heart.
Liang Sanshun was so frightened that his face turned pale when he saw the hairs of the three wolves standing on end and their teeth bared in a fierce manner.
"Wolf, wolf wolf is coming...you guys, have you seen it?"
Wang Chen looked at his birdlike appearance, smiled bitterly and shook his head: These three wolves are really talented actors.
I usually look like a dog in a doggy style, but I didn’t expect that he would not let up at all at the critical moment.
"Don't be afraid, brother." Lin Hui said with a smile: "These three wolves are the indigenous people of this mountain. They don't eat people, so don't be afraid. Don't be afraid."
"How do you know he doesn't eat people?" Liang Sanshun's eyebrows jumped in fright: "Haven't you heard of Mr. Dongguo and the wolf? They are coming, they are coming, get them away quickly!"
Lin Hui smiled and patted him: "Okay, okay, brother, these three wolves already talked to me when they first came here."
"what?"
Liang Sanshun stared at him in disbelief: Talking about your uncle, can you still negotiate with the wolf?
Lin Hui said with a smile: "They told me that their favorite food is egg yolk pie and ham sausage, and they don't like to eat human flesh. So, you don't have to be afraid at all, I guarantee they won't bite your neck."
Liang Sanshun's eyes twitched. There are still wolves who like to eat egg yolk pie and ham sausage?
Is this still a wolf?
"Brother, brother, brother!"
Lin Hui shouted three times in a row before the guy suddenly realized: "What are you doing?"
Lin Hui stared at him: "Call me."
"No." Liang Sanshun raised his head again: "I, I, I, I have told you, I am very hard-boned, and I will never help you without conscience!"
"We're back to the original point again." Wang Chen sighed: "Let's take action."
"What's going on?" Liang Sanshun panicked.
He looked around in horror: "You, what on earth are you going to do?"
Lin Hui stared at him with a smile: "Didn't I just tell you? They don't like to eat people, but they like ham sausage and egg yolk pie. I just saw that you didn't seem to believe it."
With that said, Lin Hui took out a piece of ham sausage from his pocket and put it in front of him with a smile: "Dang-dang-dang!"
"What are you going to do?" Liang Sanshun was scared to death.
"I'll let you see if they like to eat it." Lin Hui waved: "You two come over and fix the ham sausage."
He winked, and the two soldiers immediately came over with evil smiles: "Okay, brigade commander."
A soldier tore open the casing and divided the ham sausage into two pieces.
He took out the fishing line from his satchel and tied the two ham sausages together.
Then, squat down...
"What are you going to do?" The neutral man sensed something was wrong and screamed in fright.
But his body was tightly controlled by Wang Chen, and his legs were also firmly fixed.
One of the soldiers smiled and said: "It's okay, I'm just fixing the ham."
As he said that, he stretched out a pair of evil hands: "Oh, can't you grow up? It's hard to tie me up when I'm so small."
"Stay away from me!" Liang Sanshun burst into tears: "I'm going to sue you, you gangsters, ahhh, stay away from me, you perverts..."
"Okay." The soldier stood up.
Liang Sanshun was already in tears at this time. He could already feel the close contact between the ham sausage and himself.
Lin Hui changed places with the soldier and stood in front of Liang Sanshun: "There are three wolves here, and there are only two ham sausages, so only two wolves can eat them. What do you think will happen to the remaining one?"
Liang Sanshun's eyes widened instantly.
The two ham sausages were already close to his own.
Then his Kunkun is also stained with the smell of ham sausage. In the eyes of the wolf, isn't it the third ham sausage?
"Asshole, bastard! How the hell could you come up with such a shameless idea? Let me go, let me go!"
Lin Hui laughed and took a few steps back: "Call me and do me a favor. Everything will be solved. Why don't you think about it carefully?"
As he spoke, he whistled, and the three wolves immediately came forward.
The whining sound became louder and louder, and Liang Sanshun looked down.
The three wolves stared at him, greedy saliva dripping from the wolves' mouths.
Seeing the three wolves rushing over impatiently, Liang Sanshun was so frightened that he lost his mind: "Mom!!"
......
Jingle bell, jingle bell!
The phone at the Blue Army headquarters suddenly rang.
"Hey, yes, yes, yes, yes..."
The staff officer who answered the phone immediately turned around and said, "Division commander, militia captain Liang Sanshun is here to see you for something urgent."
Lan Guangzhi was stunned, immediately put down what he was doing, and ran over quickly: "Hi, I'm Lan Guangzhi."
In the small bungalow, Liang Sanshun held the phone tremblingly, forcing a smile on his face: "Mr. Lan, I have...good news for you."
He looked down and saw three wolves squatting on their crotches, staring intently at the ham swaying in the air.
Liang Sanshun swallowed hard: "This is great news, really!"
Lan Guangzhi was stunned: "What good news?"
Liang Sanshun closed his eyes and said quickly: "Flying Tiger Brigade, those guys from the Flying Tiger Brigade have come to our village."
"What?" Lan Guangzhi almost jumped up in shock, and then asked with excitement on his face: "What is going on? Tell me quickly?"
Liang Sanshun swallowed his saliva: "Let me tell you a long story short. Just half an hour ago, a group of soldiers wearing ghillie uniforms suddenly appeared at the entrance of the village. These guys were wrapped tightly from top to bottom, and they were covered with leaves. They shocked us."
"They didn't say where they were from, they just said they wanted to stay overnight and stay here for a while."
"I have dealt with them and arranged them all. Now they are assigned to various private houses, and they are all temporarily monitored by my people."
Lan Guangzhi's head was buzzing. He sent out so many people and used so many high technologies, but he still couldn't find the Flying Tiger Brigade. Unexpectedly, they came to his door automatically?
Now he was so excited that even his hands were trembling.
"They, they didn't find any clues, right?"
Liang Sanshun struggled hard and finally shook his head vigorously: "No! We are militiamen. We spend most of our time living like ordinary people. How could they find out about the problem?"
"Now they are all waiting for us to cook and eat."
"Okay, very good!" Lan Guangzhi said excitedly: "Stabilize them, and don't let anyone's mistakes show off. Also, you have to be a little more enthusiastic. The army and the people are in harmony with each other, and the people in the mountains are very enthusiastic!"
"Don't pry into anything, don't reveal any clues, don't screw it up for me!"
"Commander, don't worry. I will immediately mobilize my men from nearby villages and come here, preparing to monitor and control the village from the outside. Before you come, I will lay out a dragnet so that they have nowhere to hide."
"Okay!" Lan Guangzhi said solemnly: "But you must never get close. Your encirclement can only be four kilometers away. Guard all important intersections and deploy firepower points. Don't do anything else!"
"Understand?"
"Yes!"
After hanging up the phone, Liang Sanshun looked at Lin Hui aggrievedly: "Now, can you let them go?"
Lin Hui said with a smile: "Brother, I told you, they are not under my control. In this way, as soon as I take the ham sausage, they should leave."
He nuzzled at the soldier next to him. The soldier untied the fishing line in disgust and threw the ham sausage to the side.
The three wolves immediately rushed forward and started snatching at each other, making Liang Sanshun tremble.
If three wolves had just pounced on him, his baby would have...
Liang Sanshun finally breathed a sigh of relief, but his whole body almost went limp.
Wang Chen smiled and patted him: "Comrade leader, your bones are indeed very hard, but the meat on your body is not that hard."
Liang Sanshun turned his head and stared at Wang Chen: "I, I have never seen such wicked things like you, they are so fucking useless!"
Lin Hui smiled slightly: "Okay, send the leading comrades down, we have to prepare to deal with the Blue Army."
"Yes."
Two soldiers immediately carried the man down.
When the others went out, Wang Chen immediately came up to him: "Do you think Lan Guangzhi can believe it?"
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