Dad kidnapped me to join the army, and the whole army asked me to be their instructor.

"Ahhhh!"

Two soldiers from the Flying Tiger Brigade jumped down from the trees and screamed at the two Japanese soldiers.

The two Japanese soldiers suddenly saw two large groups of black and sticky things falling from the sky, baring their teeth and claws at them.

Standing with hair all over his body, urine spurted out immediately.

The two Japs screamed at the same time and ran away together: "Ah ah ah, baa baa baa..."

At the same time, Xu Da and Wang Yong appeared from different places.

It took them ten minutes to sneak up to the enemy without attracting their attention.

He went through so much trouble just to scare them at this moment.

squeak-

Brother Monkey, who was dressed up as a monster by Lin Hui, jumped down from the tree with several little monkeys.

It fell on the devil's body, opened his mouth and bit it.

"Ahhh!" Several Japanese soldiers screamed, "The monsters are eating people, they are drinking our blood!"

At the same time, three wolves that had been dressed up by Lin Hui and were twice as big also walked out of the forest.

At first glance, three pairs of eyes like will-o'-the-wisps were floating in the air.

Like a monster, he walked towards the devil.

They also want to go faster, but they can't walk fast because the camouflage on their bodies is too heavy.

But looking in the eyes of these Japs, they felt like devils coming out of hell, which scared several Japs and hugged each other in fear.

"Oh my god, what a ghost!"

Ishida Dagen has jumped up from his hiding spot.

Seeing the black monsters on the left, middle and right sides, the corners of my eyes twitched wildly: "Mandrill, mandrill, run quickly!"

Ishida Dagen shouted and ran towards the back.

Others also reacted one after another and ran towards that side collectively.

Lin Hui, pretending to be a ghost, smiled evilly and waved to everyone.

Everyone was filled with joy. These little devils were so stupid. They became like this after a little scare.

Is this enough to be a soldier?

Everyone was extremely excited and rushed forward together.

The ghosts' screams and screams immediately dispersed in the forest.

The sticks closest to them looked over in surprise.

"What are these little devils shouting about?"

"Do they know they are laying an ambush? If you don't want to ambush, just get out. Isn't this going to expose us?"

"You bastards, these devils don't know what they are doing all day long?"

The rangers frowned, and Logan quickly called out: "Ishida Ishida, what are you doing? Pay attention to concealment, pay attention to concealment, people from the Yan Kingdom may come at any time."

Suddenly, Ishida Dagen's piercing scream came from the headset: "Fuck Yanguo people, ghosts, ghosts, there are ghosts here!"

"What?" Everyone who heard this frowned.

"Ghost? Captain Ishida, are you out of your mind? How can there be ghosts in this world?" The Canadian captain was speechless.

"There really are ghosts. They are chasing us... No, they are mandrills, mountain spirits, transformed into people who died in the rain forest."

Ishida Dagen shouted anxiously: "You don't understand. Our country has very detailed legends and history. They are all real! The curse is real, the midnight bell is real, and the ghost dolls are real... ..."

Sam and the Canadians were all speechless.

They believe in vampires and God, but they don't believe in mandrills or mountain spirits at all.

As for those horror movies, can you really believe them?

But a group of sticks started shaking all over.

Their culture is very similar to that of the Japanese. After all, they were both stolen from the Yan Kingdom in the early days.

Moreover, they also particularly like to read legends as history.

The history of Bangzi is almost a fairy tale, so many people believe that those legends are true.

"Are there really ghosts? Are there really mountain spirits here?"

Some sticks looked around cautiously, holding the guns tighter in their hands, and their palms were covered in cold sweat.

"Calm down, calm down." Park Youbing whispered: "Even if there are, they will go after those devils. The devils, they must be chasing the devils. They are all from the same family, everyone, calm down."

Everyone was holding their weapons tightly. This uninhabited and dark primitive jungle was actually haunted. This made them calm.

On the other side, the Ranger Captain listened to the voice coming from the headset and could no longer suppress his anger.

"Ishida Dagen, go back to me immediately. What you are doing now is exposing us. We have been lying in wait for so long. People from the Yan Kingdom will come at any time. If they come, won't you all be discovered by calling like this?"

"And they will also come through your gaps..."

Ishida's roar came from the opposite side: "Do you understand what we are talking about? We are being chased by ghosts. We are almost dead. Who the hell cares about you?"

"How about love? I don't care. Baga, why are you always chasing me...ahhh...you can't bite there, you can't!"

Listening to the screams in the headset, Logan punched the ground angrily.

You are not afraid of opponents who are like dragons, but you are afraid of teammates who are like pigs.

Why did you find such a bunch of idiots?

"These stupid guys are so stupid!"

"Sir, what should we do now?" the subordinate asked.

"What else can we do?" Logan took a deep breath: "With these idiots making trouble here, even if the people from the Yan Kingdom come, they will definitely find us, and I am sure that the people from the Yan Kingdom may have come long ago."

"Maybe they realized something was wrong and had been hiding nearby. Now they are fine and completely exposed."

Someone else asked: "Then shall we save them?"

"Save them!" Logan said angrily: "These idiots have been kicked in the head, or they are high on drugs. Let them enjoy themselves, let's go."

"Look for another opportunity to ambush the Yan people again."

"Yes."

Logan glanced at the Japs and shook his head helplessly.

He really couldn't figure out where these devils had gone wrong.

Then he sighed, turned around and left.

The Korean and Canadian teams also received orders and set off together.

Before leaving, they all looked in the direction of the screaming Japanese.

Sun Bu Luo and Sam both sighed helplessly, not knowing what the problem was with the Japs.

Only Gao Li's side was so frightened that they crawled away, fearing that a ghost would really come to see them.

At the same time, a group of Japanese soldiers were chased by Lin Hui and his men, all running towards the northwest.

The monkey brother who rushed ahead kept appearing back and forth in the tree with several monkeys.

The rainforest is very dense and very dark, and the moonlight cannot penetrate at all.

The Japanese were so frightened that they ran around and kept seeing green eyes all around, especially the green will-o'-the-wisps shaking in the sky.

They were so frightened that they were completely in a panic and just wanted to get out of this damn place as quickly as possible.

Bang bang bang!

Suddenly, the Japs rushing in front suddenly stepped on the air and fell down screaming.

The Japanese behind them couldn't see what was going on in front of them, so they just kept their heads down and ran forward.

"Ahhh!"

The screams continued, and after a while a large number of Japanese soldiers fell down.

The remaining Ishida Daone and the person running at the end finally came to their senses.

"Stop it, stop it!"

A dozen guys stopped suddenly and looked clearly at the big pit in front of them.

But it was too late, because Lin Hui had already caught up and put his shoulder on their backs.

Bang bang bang, a dozen Japanese soldiers flew up like clouds and mist, and they all hit the front heavily.

Puff puff!

Ishida Dagen felt like he had fallen into a quagmire.

He kept waving his arms, trying to stand upright.

But suddenly I ate something thin in my mouth.

Before he could react, his nose reacted for him.

A stench shot straight into Tianling Gai, almost kicking his nose out.

"Baga, what is this?" Ishida Dagen roared.

He quickly spat out what was in his mouth.

But one of them failed to stand firm, and the whole person fell into the shit again.

"Bagya Road, what is this? Help me up! Why is there so much shit here?"

At this moment, torches lit up one by one, and all the Japanese soldiers looked up in fright.

Ishida Dagen was also helped up by his subordinates, and looked around with a wet face.

A large group of black people were showing their big white teeth and looking at them with smiles.

"You, you..." Ishida looked horrified.

"We are the Yanguo team you have been waiting for." Lin Hui wiped his face with his hand with a smile, revealing his true colors.

"Tiger King?" A group of Japs all widened their eyes in shock.

Ishida Dagen looked at Lin Hui in disbelief, and then at the people around him.

Only then did they realize that those who bit them were actually monkeys.

The three monsters turned out to be three wolves after taking off their disguises, and they stood obediently beside Lin Hui.

His head was pounding. Didn't they just bring a dog?

Why are there still monkeys and wolves? What's going on?

At this moment, Ishida also figured out that they were not being chased by some ghost or mountain spirit just now, but Lin Hui and the others were so frightened that they pretended to be ghosts and fled here and fell into a shit pit.

Moreover, since this pit is so well-proportioned, it must have been prepared by Lin Hui and others in advance.

"Bagya Road!" Ishida yelled angrily: "Tiger King, you have gone too far, you are despicable and vile!"

Lin Hui smiled cheerfully and said, "You tried to ambush me on the way. You are the ones who are despicable and despicable. I am just trying to deal with them in their own way."

"Moreover." He spread his hands: "Anderson has already said that everyone he sees is an enemy. I am destroying my enemies now. What's the problem? I haven't killed anyone yet."

A bunch of Japs were furious and made us miserable. In the end, we were all thrown into a pile of shit.

Not too scary?

Everyone looked down and felt extremely sick.

Where can I find so much dung that it can drown all of them? Are you dung beetles?

"Asshole, pull us up, do you know how stinky it is here?" Ishida yelled.

Lin Hui spread his hands: "I'm sorry, I won't save our enemies. You have to climb up on your own."

"Baga, you dug so deep, how can we climb up, and we don't have tools."

"That's your business." Lin Hui chuckled: "I'll give you a little motivation. If you climb up, you can be eliminated and go home. You don't have to soak in shit."

After speaking, he waved to the side, and several soldiers came over with smiles and packages wrapped in clothes.

A group of Japanese soldiers looked confused and had no idea what Lin Hui wanted to do.

But in the next second, everyone's expressions changed drastically, and their eyes almost popped out: "No, no... Yazhidie!!!"