Dad kidnapped me to join the army, and the whole army asked me to be their instructor.

Chapter 1502: Report to the division commander, we were attacked by shit bombs

Shhh!

Whistles sounded all around.

The busy soldiers immediately raised their heads.

Dong Yuxuan pointed to the car next to everyone, then lowered his voice and said with an exaggerated expression: "The dog spy's car."

Everyone's expressions instantly became exciting, and their eyes turned towards Lan Guangzhi's car.

Ever since Hong Minghui told them that spies would come to spy on the Flying Tiger Brigade, the recruits of the Third Regiment had all been holding their breath, hoping that they would be lucky enough to meet these spies.

They need to vent so much now!

I haven't had a good day since I came to Flying Tiger Brigade.

The veterans looked down upon them, so the regiment leader trained them to death.

They didn't dare to resist if they wanted to.

They dare not not execute the order.

You don't even dare to fight with the veterans, even if you kill them!

Now, a spy actually comes to the door on his own. It's like a mouse walking up to a cat, sticking up its butt and doing a provocative dance.

In an instant, everyone around them put down their things and slowly surrounded the off-road vehicle.

"Take some guys with you and don't let them escape." Dong Yuxuan ordered.

Then he squatted down with a smile and directly picked up a bucket of fertilizer that had not even had time to hit the ground.

Many soldiers saw his actions, smiles appeared on their lips, and they immediately picked up the buckets.

The crowd dispersed quickly, like a big net, quickly covering the off-road vehicle.

At this moment, several people in the off-road vehicle had just stopped arguing.

"Okay, okay, no matter whether your family has the gene for this or not." Lan Guangzhi said: "Now let's investigate carefully and see how the Flying Tiger Brigade managed to create such a large field."

Huang Youwen nodded: "I just took a look, and there don't seem to be many people. With just a few people taking care of such a large field, it would have to be mechanized in my hometown."

"Other troops can't see it, but we should be able to see some of the Flying Tiger Brigade's tricks from here."

Lin Rui rolled his eyes weakly: "I said you two really have nothing to do. There is a trivial relationship between people's farming and the exercise we are about to conduct."

"If we really can't do it, we can sneak into their camp and maybe they will conduct some training in the camp. That would be serious."

Lan Guangzhi and Huang Youwen looked at each other and felt that what Lin Rui said seemed to make sense.

Lan Guangzhi nodded: "Okay, then let's sneak in."

"Xiao Wu."

"Here we come." Driver Xiao Wu responded.

Lan Guangzhi said in a deep voice: "You find a place with fewer people, park the car next to it, and we can climb in and take a look. But don't run around, and remember to pick us up."

"Teacher." Xiao Wu turned to look at him bitterly: "It seems we can't leave, we are surrounded by them."

"What?" Lan Guangzhi and others looked around with wide eyes.

Everyone suddenly had a black line!

The soldiers who were busy in the fields just now were like hunters who had discovered their prey.

All of them had sinister expressions, bent over and ran quickly in their direction.

"Why are you here so suddenly? Why didn't you tell me earlier!" Lan Guangzhi shouted angrily.

Xiao Wu grimaced: "I just found out too, they came over suddenly..."

"Why don't you leave then?" Huang Youwen shouted: "Quick, quick, quick... drive away!"

Lin Rui also shouted: "Get out of here quickly, don't get caught by them."

The three of them knew very well that this time they came to collect information about the Flying Tiger Brigade without orders from their superiors, so they were doing it on their own.

If caught by the Flying Tiger Brigade, there might be a fight.

So, if you can avoid getting caught, try not to get caught.

boom!

The engine revved to life.

Xiao Wu turned the steering wheel fiercely, and the car quickly turned around and sped towards the road it came from.

But as soon as we drove out, everyone in the car was stunned.

Behind them, recruits from the third regiment actually appeared.

Each one of them was fierce and fierce, like a cheetah attacking its prey, galloping towards them.

"Quick, quick, turn around, turn around, don't kill people." Lan Guangzhi screamed in fright.

Xiao Wu was already sweating and hurriedly changed direction.

But the soldiers of the third regiment rushed towards his car as if they were not afraid of death.

The off-road vehicle almost brushed against them and turned around, rushing in the other direction.

"The psychos are all a bunch of psychos." Lan Guang cursed angrily in the car, his heart pounding wildly.

I just almost knocked away several soldiers from the Flying Tiger Brigade. If something happened, I would definitely not be able to escape!

"Isn't it just to catch one person? Why do you have to use so much effort? It's all crazy..." Lan Guang yelled angrily.

Huang Youwen and Lin Rui also looked frightened.

squeak!

Before they could think about it, the car suddenly stopped suddenly.

At the same time, the three people bumped forward collectively.

boom!

Lan Guangzhi's face was completely printed on the windshield, and his entire face was so deformed that he almost couldn't even dig it out.

"What happened? Why did it suddenly brake?" Huang Youwen shouted angrily.

But Xiao Wu didn't have time to answer him, because a dozen people were saved from the ground in front of him. He immediately put on reverse gear and turned quickly.

"Commander, we are surrounded on all sides. If we want to run now, we can only run through the fields..."

"Then just run over!" Lan Guangzhi shouted anxiously: "Don't you see that they are serious? Run now if you can, fast!"

"Okay!" Xiao Wu snapped into forward gear again, stepped on the brakes, and turned the steering wheel.

The car made a beautiful flick and rushed directly into the field.

"I'm so jealous of him..."

Zhang Shaojie almost burst into tears when he saw the car crushing their field.

This is a field that they worked hard and put in a lot of effort to create.

He was actually ruined by someone like that!

"Fuck them to death..." Zhang Shaojie yelled angrily.

At this moment, even the soldiers who did not come to participate were angry and ran out of the field one by one.

Just now, Dong Yuxuan suddenly replaced the bucket in his hand, took a dry bucket and ran towards the car quickly.

The other soldiers followed suit.

"Hurry up, hurry up..." Lan Guangzhi was shaking up and down in the car, grabbing the armrest and yelling: "They are chasing me, hurry up..."

Lin Rui and Huang Youwen also shouted anxiously.

They could tell that the soldiers of the Flying Tiger Brigade seemed angry.

Now they are no longer ferocious, but like wild beasts that have been hungry for a week, eager to rush in and tear them apart.

If you don't run now, you really have no chance.

boom!

Just then, a ball of mud hit the windshield.

Boom!

Then two more puddles of mud hit the windshield.

Xiao Wu quickly turned on the wipers, and the people in the car instantly heard an unpleasant sound.

At the same time, a pungent stench hit his face.

"What kind of mud is this? Why does it smell so bad?" Huang Youwen covered his nose.

Lin Rui stared at the mud on the glass with wide eyes, and shouted at the top of his lungs: "This is not fucking mud, this is shit."

"Huh?" Several people in the car suddenly widened their eyes.

Lan Guangzhi could see clearly at this time that this was indeed not mud, and there were a lot of enoki mushrooms stuck to it.

"Holy shit...they actually attacked us with shit?" Lan Guangzhi's face was full of disbelief.

Did he come to the fucking Flying Tiger Brigade?

They are farming, and they are attacking them with shit.

This is completely different from the Flying Tiger Brigade in his impression!

Bang bang bang...

At this moment, countless shit bombs came from all directions.

The recruits of the Third Regiment were so angry that they directly rubbed the shit bombs with their hands, grabbed a handful from the bucket, rubbed them twice, and then threw them at the off-road vehicle.

These days, they were forced by Lin Hui's demands to grab shit everywhere.

In order to grab the shit faster and more efficiently, they simply used their hands and feet together.

Even when they got to some pits, people jumped directly in and dug basin after basin.

So, they have long been immune to this shit.

But at this moment, the people in the car suffered.

In an instant, the windshield and four glass windows, including the back, were all covered in shit.

The people in the car were so frightened that they all screamed!

"Oh my god... what perverts are you all?"

"Stop, stop, stop smashing..."

boom!

At this moment, Xiao Wu, who could no longer see the road clearly, crashed the car into a tree.

Everyone in the car rolled into a ball.

"Come on, catch all these dog spies."

"Quick, rush..."

Seeing the car hit a tree and come to a stop, Zhang Shaojie yelled.

All the soldiers immediately rushed towards the off-road vehicle.

Lan Guangzhi raised his head with stars shining in front of his eyes. Through the shit-covered glass, he immediately saw countless soldiers rushing toward them.

"Get up, get up, don't be captured alive by them...Run, run!" Lan Guangzhi shouted anxiously.

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