Dad kidnapped me to join the army, and the whole army asked me to be their instructor.

"Don't even think about asking anything out of me!"

"I'm a tough guy, I won't say anything!"

"Even if you torture me, beat me to death, whip me with a whip, beat me to death, we won't tell you!"

In the yard, several old men were walking and shouting.

The eyes of the two soldiers following him twitched.

These old guys have been shouting all the way, aren't their throats dry?

Just as a soldier was about to push open the door of the room next to him, one of the old men shouted: "Not over there, over here!"

Both soldiers were stunned.

I saw a few old men looking like they were being dragged along.

He leaned back and walked forward with his legs, shouting at the same time: "We are tough, we can't say anything!"

Immediately, the old man kicked a board off the ground and jumped directly.

Several other old men also jumped down together.

When they arrived in the cellar, they shouted at the top of their lungs: "You invaders will definitely be defeated!"

The squad leader closed his eyes and waved his hand, and the two soldiers immediately went to close the lid.

The moment the sound disappeared, everyone sighed: "This world is finally clean."

A soldier smiled bitterly: "These uncles are so good at acting. They are obviously the ones who brought us here, and they scream louder than anyone else."

Another soldier nodded: "How cooperative are the others? They are the only ones who insist on doing this, they are all drama queens!"

The squad leader shook his head: "This acting skill is definitely at the level of a movie actor."

at the same time.

In every household in the village, people either enter their houses, or enter the woodshed or cellar.

After the soldiers of the Tiger Regiment packed up everything, they immediately began to disguise themselves.

They put on clothes provided by the people and hid all their weapons.

Soon, everyone turned into villagers.

Lin Hui stood on the village road and frowned as he watched his soldiers pass by.

Shu Gang walked up and asked, "What's wrong? Is there any problem?"

Lin Hui directly called a group of people over: "You look decent, then look at your heads, you have a clean crew cut!"

"People will be able to identify you as soon as they arrive, so I need to be more careful with your disguise!"

"There are uncles and aunties in the village, and there are elder brothers and sisters-in-law. You all should allocate them to me, who will play the role of the uncle, and who will play the role of the aunt!"

He gestured with his hand: "Remember, the flesh on my chest is hanging on my chest. If you want to pretend, just pretend to be like me!"

Shu Gang quickly shouted: "Did you hear everything? Come on, get ready!"

Everyone yelled and ran out immediately.

Looking at the people leaving, Zhou Zhongyi also asked curiously: "Lin Hui, why do we choose to bury ourselves in this village? Do you have any explanation?"

Lin Hui smiled slightly and told the information provided by Wang Chen: "According to the information provided by Instructor Wang, they will search in three directions, and the middle road happens to pass through the village."

"If their search route doesn't change much, they will probably pass by us."

"We can choose to attack them, or we can pretend that nothing happened. In short, the initiative is in our hands and everything is under our control!"

Zhou Zhongyi suddenly realized it and gave a thumbs up: "You have to be taller!"

Lin Hui waved his hand: "Okay, don't waste time, hurry up and pretend. It would be bad if they suddenly approach and find clues."

Zhou Zhongyi and Shu Gang nodded together and immediately started patrolling with him.

After a while, Lin Hui turned around in a big circle.

At this point everyone is pretty much disguised.

Many people put on the clothes of aunts and sisters-in-law and put on some long hair.

At first glance, it does seem like that.

But Lin Hui looked around carefully and found it strange.

He pointed at a soldier and said: "You, come here!"

The soldier ran over quickly: "Captain, what's going on?"

Lin Hui looked at this guy's strange appearance and reached out to touch his frizzy hair: "What are all these things?"

The soldier chuckled: "Isn't it because I couldn't find a wig temporarily? There happened to be a donkey here, so I plucked the donkey hair and made it into my hair."

Lin Hui turned to look at the donkey pen and saw that the donkey's head and tail were bare, with not a single hair left.

He was so angry that he kicked him over: "It's your uncle! Do you know that you are damaging my fellow villagers' property?"

"Yes!"

The soldier looked aggrieved: "However, we are not invaders, so it is reasonable to do this. Besides, didn't you say we would pay for it?"

Lin Hui glared at him angrily: "You don't have to pay for feelings, right?"

He shouted angrily: "Who else is like this? Get out of here!"

Several soldiers dressed as women immediately ran over.

This group of people is strange and weird, and the hair on their heads is as messy as a straw nest.

Everyone can see the problem, but I don’t know why I thought it was a beggar’s village.

Lin Hui was furious: "comb your hair well and use soap and washing powder to remove the smell. This is a rural area, but it is not a beggar's village or a scavenger village."

"Smell the stinking smell on your heads, I know from a distance that you are transformed from donkeys!"

Everyone looked at each other and it seemed that it was indeed very tasty.

"Get out of here and get it!"

"Yes!"

Lin Hui turned to look at a few guys dressed as uncles.

These people suddenly panicked: "Captain, what's wrong? I, we are pretending to be uncles, don't we?"

Lin Hui smiled coldly, then took out a dagger, grabbed a guy by the collar, and pulled him over.

This guy looked at the dagger stabbing his head, and was so frightened that he shouted: "Captain, no, I'm loyal to you!"

Snapped!

Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh!

Lin Hui waved the dagger so fast that it flew into the air.

In less than a minute, he took a step back with a smile.

The soldier was in shock. A gust of wind blew and his head suddenly felt chilly.

When he touched his head, everyone was dumbfounded: "Why are you so naked?"

Lin Hui said with a smile: "You have to look like an uncle. Look at the old men in the village. They are either bald or bald, and they all have short crew cuts. Do they look alike?"

Lin Hui looked towards the others, and those who were dressed as uncles suddenly tightened their anus.

"Captain, we are willing to shave our heads!"

"No! There must be a bald guy!"

"This this this..."

"What is this?" Lin Hui pointed: "Just the three of you, push the middle and leave the two sides."

The three soldiers who were called upon suddenly felt helpless: "No, Captain!"

The people around them laughed mischievously and immediately went to hold them down. Suddenly there was a scream like a slaughtered pig.

After they finished styling, Lin Hui nodded with satisfaction: "Some are bald and some have bald heads. They look like villagers, but...it's not even interesting."

The guys who played the role of uncle all regretted it: "Captain, please spare us, we are all like this, my mother won't even recognize me when we get home!"

Lin Hui waved his hand: "We won't shave this time, but we will stick some hair on you."

Several people trembled, what are they going to do?

Lin Hui said to the soldiers who gathered around to watch the fun: "Do you think it's strange that they don't have beards on their mouths?"

Wang Yong, who was dressed as a woman, slapped his thigh, and the water ball on his chest was dangling: "Yes! Why do I always feel like something is missing!"

Chen Erhu stretched his chest and smiled: "If you have no hair on your mouth, you can't do your job well. The village elders all have beards on their mouths."

The soldier smiled bitterly: "I had a beard the day before yesterday. I shaved it off. Isn't it too late to grow it now?"

Someone suggested: "How about getting some more donkey hair?"

Someone next to me said: "Don't always stare at the donkey. We can go bald and turn the donkey into bald. How will we explain it to our fellow villagers later?"

"Yes, yes, if people from the red side come over and see the donkey behave like this, they will find it strange!"

"Maybe you thought the donkey had albinism?"

"What should I do?"

"That's right!" Wang Yong slapped his head: "Can't we just get some from the creaking nest?"

Everyone else laughed mischievously: "Yes, yes, this is a good idea!"

The soldiers who played the role of old men widened their eyes and almost vomited blood: "Can you think of something like a normal person? How much sweat have you sweated? Do you want to smoke us to death?"

Lin Hui glared at Wang Yong and others: "Don't come up with some bad ideas!"

Immediately, he looked at the soldiers dressed as old men: "You don't have a beard, don't you know how to borrow it from me?"

All the soldiers stared wide-eyed: "Borrowing it with the uncle?"

……

The cellar door opens.

Seeing the sunlight coming in, several old men who were chatting immediately stood up.

"If you don't tell us, you won't tell us even if you beat us to death!"

A few soldiers who came down from above rubbed their hands with a smile and said, "Sir, how are you?"

The uncle looked at them in surprise: "Why have you suddenly become old? You didn't even notice when you were wearing a hat just now. How can such an old person be a soldier?"

These soldiers were immediately speechless: "Uncle, we are just pretending!"

After a brief explanation, the uncle touched his head and said with surprise: "Is it so powerful?"

"Can you make me a young man later? Make me a little younger. I don't want to dance with old ladies anymore."

Several soldiers' mouths twitched: Isn't the uncle having a good time?

They looked at one of the bearded men: "Master, we want to ask you for something, can you..."

The uncle held his head high and spoke sternly: "I tell you, I won't say anything. If I die, I will die. We still have our backbone!"

They smiled and said, "Uncle, you don't have to say anything."

Several uncles looked over curiously: "Then what are you going to do?"

These soldiers chuckled: "We want your beards!"

Several old men were startled and quickly covered their mouths: "You are fucking perverts!"