Dad kidnapped me to join the army, and the whole army asked me to be their instructor.
Chapter 874 An army is an army, even pigs need to be trained
In the referee department, all the commanders have sat down.
One by one, they covered their hearts, and the people next to them quickly brought them quick-acting heart-saving pills.
Meng Guoyuan was the oldest and had already begun to take in oxygen.
Xu Qianshan smiled awkwardly on the side: "Everyone, don't be angry, don't be angry."
"The leader has repeatedly emphasized that this game is to test our strength, and you should be happy."
"Isn't this another new knowledge for you? When marching, don't just run with your head down. You should also check for traps under your feet..."
It's a good thing he didn't mention it, but when he mentioned it, everyone surrounded him in anger.
"Hey, hey, hey!" Xu Qianshan was so frightened that he quickly ran to the leader: "Don't be impulsive, impulsiveness is the devil!"
"All right!"
Fu Jingshan sighed helplessly.
This game made him feel like a kindergarten teacher supervising a group of children.
Even at such an old age, he is still prone to fights and troubles.
"Old Xu is right, your people are indeed very vigilant."
"I just ran forward and didn't even notice whether there were bombs on the ground."
"It was careless to have one team bombed. All participating teams were bombed. This exposed a very serious issue!"
“If this were actual combat, we would be having memorial services for a lot of people right now!”
The corners of everyone's eyes twitched.
Although they all understand this truth, they just can't stand Xu Qianshan's appearance as a villain.
If you don't beat him up, it's hard to relieve the hatred in your heart.
Fu Jingshan took a deep breath: "You are all senior commanders and you should all understand this."
"No matter how many drills and exercises, the effect is not as good as an actual combat."
"The reason why the headquarters wants to change the rules this time is to allow all participating teams to immerse themselves in actual combat."
"Sam is strong, right? He is now recognized as the number one in the world, but you should understand that before he became truly strong, he had to make countless mistakes and gain experience."
He continued: "Take the previous operation on a certain island as an example. Sam assembled so many transport planes and helicopters and formulated a very beautiful combat plan. But what happened in the end?"
"Before they reached their destination or completed their mission, they collided with each other, causing numerous casualties!"
"Now, our troops are going through the same process!"
"Our country advocates peace. Our troops are used to defend the motherland and people. We will never invade any country just because we are strong."
"So we won't have so many actual battles. We can only rely on countless simulations of real combat to strengthen our team."
He looked at Xu Qianshan, then looked at everyone and said, "Compared to Lao Xu, there is still a big gap between you."
"Look at them, they are so sensible, and look at you, you look like a bunch of vindictive children."
"How do you sum up your experience and improve the strength of your troops?"
Xu Qianshan immediately raised his head and became nervous: "Did you hear it? Did you hear it?"
The original anger of everyone has been slowly suppressed.
When he heard this, his eyes lit up again.
Shangguan Rong stared at him: "The leader is right, let's not be angry. I believe that after all this thanks, our team will definitely grow with experience."
"The southwest will not have a good life from now on!"
Everyone stared at Xu Qianshan coldly.
Kang Jin said angrily: "You guys, wait and see what tricks you can come up with next!"
Meng Guoyuan took two breaths of oxygen, pointed at him tremblingly and said: "There are only 41 people. When the time comes, don't cry when the time comes..."
Everyone turned to look at the screen and ignored him altogether.
Fu Jingshan shook his head and sighed: "They are all protecting the calf, but they can all figure it out, don't mind."
Xu Qianshan chuckled: "I don't mind. I'm embarrassed to slap them so many times in a row. Even if they scold them a few times and hit them twice, it's appropriate."
"Who makes our Southwest so strong, who makes our Tigers so domineering, hahahaha..."
Fu Qianshan's eyes twitched. This old boy really deserves a beating.
Xu Qianshan turned his head and looked at the screen with a smile.
Although the referee department has not found Southwest yet.
But his mind was full of Lin Hui's hands on his hips, looking up to the sky and laughing.
He squinted his eyes and said with a smile on his face: "Lin Hui, I know you are full of evil. Keep up the good work, keep up your efforts, play the Southwest style, and make them scream!"
……
In the village, there is a flat cement road.
Tractors rumbled past.
An old woman who was doing farm work in the field shouted towards the roadside with a smile: "Brother Niu, are you going to the market?"
The old man driving the tractor stopped and said with a wry smile: "Why are you catching up? This is not a good day."
"I went to the city to buy some fertilizer and came back. The tasks assigned by the village director must be completed well."
"I'm going to the county town. Can you help me bring something back?"
"Okay, tell me what you want. Sister-in-law Li, Fatty Luo and the others have asked me to bring things. Don't bring too much, otherwise the tractor won't be able to fit."
The aunt quickly put down her work and ran over, stepping from the field to the ditch.
Before she could say what she wanted to buy, she turned her head in shock and widened her eyes.
"what happened?"
"You, look!"
Following the direction of the finger, the uncle just turned his head and was stunned.
I saw a team carrying two flags, running towards them quickly.
The uncle narrowed his eyes: "What is written on the flag? It seems to be something, what kind of tiger?"
The aunt quickly reminded: "Get out of the way, get out of the way. It must be comrades from the army who are training. Your tractor is blocking the road."
"Oh oh oh!" The uncle quickly drove the tractor to the side road.
Soon, the team hurried over.
Although they ran very fast, they still lined up neatly.
It passed in front of the two of them like the wind.
Suddenly, a middle-aged man stopped and said with a smile: "Uncle, auntie."
He saluted the two of them: "Please ask, where is this place?"
The aunt was stunned for a moment, then quickly replied: "Our village is called Yongfu Village."
Shu Gang quickly took out the map from the side and looked at it with Zhou Zhongyi.
Zhou Zhongyi pointed to the position on the map and said with a smile: "We are good enough. In three days, we ran nearly [-] kilometers, and the speed is amazing!"
Shu Gang glanced at him angrily: "Don't look at how many rides we have taken along the way, otherwise how could we be so fast?"
He pointed at the map and said: "If we go this way next, we may not have any rides. We will have to run at least [-] to [-] kilometers every day!"
Zhou Zhongyi said with a smile: "No problem, we are a tiger regiment. When our ancestors fought against FDP, they could forcefully march 120 kilometers a day on an empty stomach and annihilate many enemies along the way."
"It doesn't matter if we run more than 100 kilometers, we will definitely catch up by then!"
His face was full of excitement: "Although we can't compete, we must let the team leaders know that we will fight with them all the time!"
Shu Gang's eyes were also full of longing: "Okay, let's go quickly, we have to hurry up."
The two of them saluted together: "Thank you, uncle and auntie."
After saying that, they rushed over with the team.
The uncle and aunt looked at each other and scratched their heads.
The aunt asked doubtfully: "The accents of these people don't sound like ours. They seem to be from the south?"
The uncle smiled and said, "That's not surprising. Soldiers come from all over the world and speak the language of different places. That's normal."
The two stood on the side of the road, silently watching the tiger group fly past them.
But after a while, they were stunned.
At the end of the team, I saw a group of soldiers holding ropes and leading pigs galloping.
What shocked them most was how fast these pigs ran.
Every household in the village raises pigs, but compared with these pigs, they are completely different.
These pigs don't have much fat on their bodies, and they can run as fast as dogs, with swishing legs.
"Stop it, stop it, stop it on both sides, don't let the pigs run away!"
"Oh lulu, oh lulu..."
Several soldiers held branches in their hands and gathered around on both sides.
While running, drive the pig forward.
There are also many people carrying bamboo baskets full of live chickens and ducks.
When passing by the uncle and aunt, he croaked at them.
"Oh my God, our troops are so powerful." The uncle swallowed his saliva and said, "When you go out for training, you are driving pigs and carrying chickens, ducks and geese?"
"Do you want to be self-sufficient because you don't want to cause trouble to us people?"
Everyone was smiling: "Of course, this is our people's army. They used to have a few disciplines and a dozen attentions, and they didn't take advantage of the masses."
"Even if I go out to train, I will do it for myself and never cause trouble to the common people."
The uncle wiped the sweat from his forehead: "Tell me, how do these pigs run so fast, like wild boars?"
The aunt gave a thumbs up and said: "The army is the army, even the pigs have to be trained, it's really awesome!"
Soon, the tiger group rushed out of the village.
Zhou Zhongyi shouted from the front: "Everyone speed up, march twenty kilometers, hurry!"
In an instant, the entire team sped up and ran out in a hurry.
The soldiers from the logistics squad and the guard company just followed behind, their eyes red with anxiety.
"Why are you speeding up again? The pig can't run anymore!"
"Squad leader, it's bad, some pigs are foaming at the mouth!"
The squad leader shouted at the top of his lungs: "If you can't, you have to run! The pigs in our Tiger Regiment have to run as fast as military dogs. Drive them away quickly and drive them to their place. They still have to complete their mission."
"When the time comes, we will have to use them to reward the captain and the others!"
These pigs seemed to understand their words, and many of them stopped immediately.
When a pig stops, others also stop.
The people from the logistics class quickly gathered around and shouted anxiously: "Let's go, you dead pig! Move, why can't you move?"
The pig that stopped first lay paralyzed on the ground, breathing heavily as if it was worse than death.
You are noble, you are noble, you are amazing.
The other pigs are eating, drinking and sleeping in the pig pen, but we have been unlucky for eight fucking lives and ended up in your tiger group's pig pen.
I still had to travel more than 2000 kilometers before I was slaughtered by you.
Fuck you, you bunch of idiots!
If I don’t leave, old pig, I will die here!
One by one, they covered their hearts, and the people next to them quickly brought them quick-acting heart-saving pills.
Meng Guoyuan was the oldest and had already begun to take in oxygen.
Xu Qianshan smiled awkwardly on the side: "Everyone, don't be angry, don't be angry."
"The leader has repeatedly emphasized that this game is to test our strength, and you should be happy."
"Isn't this another new knowledge for you? When marching, don't just run with your head down. You should also check for traps under your feet..."
It's a good thing he didn't mention it, but when he mentioned it, everyone surrounded him in anger.
"Hey, hey, hey!" Xu Qianshan was so frightened that he quickly ran to the leader: "Don't be impulsive, impulsiveness is the devil!"
"All right!"
Fu Jingshan sighed helplessly.
This game made him feel like a kindergarten teacher supervising a group of children.
Even at such an old age, he is still prone to fights and troubles.
"Old Xu is right, your people are indeed very vigilant."
"I just ran forward and didn't even notice whether there were bombs on the ground."
"It was careless to have one team bombed. All participating teams were bombed. This exposed a very serious issue!"
“If this were actual combat, we would be having memorial services for a lot of people right now!”
The corners of everyone's eyes twitched.
Although they all understand this truth, they just can't stand Xu Qianshan's appearance as a villain.
If you don't beat him up, it's hard to relieve the hatred in your heart.
Fu Jingshan took a deep breath: "You are all senior commanders and you should all understand this."
"No matter how many drills and exercises, the effect is not as good as an actual combat."
"The reason why the headquarters wants to change the rules this time is to allow all participating teams to immerse themselves in actual combat."
"Sam is strong, right? He is now recognized as the number one in the world, but you should understand that before he became truly strong, he had to make countless mistakes and gain experience."
He continued: "Take the previous operation on a certain island as an example. Sam assembled so many transport planes and helicopters and formulated a very beautiful combat plan. But what happened in the end?"
"Before they reached their destination or completed their mission, they collided with each other, causing numerous casualties!"
"Now, our troops are going through the same process!"
"Our country advocates peace. Our troops are used to defend the motherland and people. We will never invade any country just because we are strong."
"So we won't have so many actual battles. We can only rely on countless simulations of real combat to strengthen our team."
He looked at Xu Qianshan, then looked at everyone and said, "Compared to Lao Xu, there is still a big gap between you."
"Look at them, they are so sensible, and look at you, you look like a bunch of vindictive children."
"How do you sum up your experience and improve the strength of your troops?"
Xu Qianshan immediately raised his head and became nervous: "Did you hear it? Did you hear it?"
The original anger of everyone has been slowly suppressed.
When he heard this, his eyes lit up again.
Shangguan Rong stared at him: "The leader is right, let's not be angry. I believe that after all this thanks, our team will definitely grow with experience."
"The southwest will not have a good life from now on!"
Everyone stared at Xu Qianshan coldly.
Kang Jin said angrily: "You guys, wait and see what tricks you can come up with next!"
Meng Guoyuan took two breaths of oxygen, pointed at him tremblingly and said: "There are only 41 people. When the time comes, don't cry when the time comes..."
Everyone turned to look at the screen and ignored him altogether.
Fu Jingshan shook his head and sighed: "They are all protecting the calf, but they can all figure it out, don't mind."
Xu Qianshan chuckled: "I don't mind. I'm embarrassed to slap them so many times in a row. Even if they scold them a few times and hit them twice, it's appropriate."
"Who makes our Southwest so strong, who makes our Tigers so domineering, hahahaha..."
Fu Qianshan's eyes twitched. This old boy really deserves a beating.
Xu Qianshan turned his head and looked at the screen with a smile.
Although the referee department has not found Southwest yet.
But his mind was full of Lin Hui's hands on his hips, looking up to the sky and laughing.
He squinted his eyes and said with a smile on his face: "Lin Hui, I know you are full of evil. Keep up the good work, keep up your efforts, play the Southwest style, and make them scream!"
……
In the village, there is a flat cement road.
Tractors rumbled past.
An old woman who was doing farm work in the field shouted towards the roadside with a smile: "Brother Niu, are you going to the market?"
The old man driving the tractor stopped and said with a wry smile: "Why are you catching up? This is not a good day."
"I went to the city to buy some fertilizer and came back. The tasks assigned by the village director must be completed well."
"I'm going to the county town. Can you help me bring something back?"
"Okay, tell me what you want. Sister-in-law Li, Fatty Luo and the others have asked me to bring things. Don't bring too much, otherwise the tractor won't be able to fit."
The aunt quickly put down her work and ran over, stepping from the field to the ditch.
Before she could say what she wanted to buy, she turned her head in shock and widened her eyes.
"what happened?"
"You, look!"
Following the direction of the finger, the uncle just turned his head and was stunned.
I saw a team carrying two flags, running towards them quickly.
The uncle narrowed his eyes: "What is written on the flag? It seems to be something, what kind of tiger?"
The aunt quickly reminded: "Get out of the way, get out of the way. It must be comrades from the army who are training. Your tractor is blocking the road."
"Oh oh oh!" The uncle quickly drove the tractor to the side road.
Soon, the team hurried over.
Although they ran very fast, they still lined up neatly.
It passed in front of the two of them like the wind.
Suddenly, a middle-aged man stopped and said with a smile: "Uncle, auntie."
He saluted the two of them: "Please ask, where is this place?"
The aunt was stunned for a moment, then quickly replied: "Our village is called Yongfu Village."
Shu Gang quickly took out the map from the side and looked at it with Zhou Zhongyi.
Zhou Zhongyi pointed to the position on the map and said with a smile: "We are good enough. In three days, we ran nearly [-] kilometers, and the speed is amazing!"
Shu Gang glanced at him angrily: "Don't look at how many rides we have taken along the way, otherwise how could we be so fast?"
He pointed at the map and said: "If we go this way next, we may not have any rides. We will have to run at least [-] to [-] kilometers every day!"
Zhou Zhongyi said with a smile: "No problem, we are a tiger regiment. When our ancestors fought against FDP, they could forcefully march 120 kilometers a day on an empty stomach and annihilate many enemies along the way."
"It doesn't matter if we run more than 100 kilometers, we will definitely catch up by then!"
His face was full of excitement: "Although we can't compete, we must let the team leaders know that we will fight with them all the time!"
Shu Gang's eyes were also full of longing: "Okay, let's go quickly, we have to hurry up."
The two of them saluted together: "Thank you, uncle and auntie."
After saying that, they rushed over with the team.
The uncle and aunt looked at each other and scratched their heads.
The aunt asked doubtfully: "The accents of these people don't sound like ours. They seem to be from the south?"
The uncle smiled and said, "That's not surprising. Soldiers come from all over the world and speak the language of different places. That's normal."
The two stood on the side of the road, silently watching the tiger group fly past them.
But after a while, they were stunned.
At the end of the team, I saw a group of soldiers holding ropes and leading pigs galloping.
What shocked them most was how fast these pigs ran.
Every household in the village raises pigs, but compared with these pigs, they are completely different.
These pigs don't have much fat on their bodies, and they can run as fast as dogs, with swishing legs.
"Stop it, stop it, stop it on both sides, don't let the pigs run away!"
"Oh lulu, oh lulu..."
Several soldiers held branches in their hands and gathered around on both sides.
While running, drive the pig forward.
There are also many people carrying bamboo baskets full of live chickens and ducks.
When passing by the uncle and aunt, he croaked at them.
"Oh my God, our troops are so powerful." The uncle swallowed his saliva and said, "When you go out for training, you are driving pigs and carrying chickens, ducks and geese?"
"Do you want to be self-sufficient because you don't want to cause trouble to us people?"
Everyone was smiling: "Of course, this is our people's army. They used to have a few disciplines and a dozen attentions, and they didn't take advantage of the masses."
"Even if I go out to train, I will do it for myself and never cause trouble to the common people."
The uncle wiped the sweat from his forehead: "Tell me, how do these pigs run so fast, like wild boars?"
The aunt gave a thumbs up and said: "The army is the army, even the pigs have to be trained, it's really awesome!"
Soon, the tiger group rushed out of the village.
Zhou Zhongyi shouted from the front: "Everyone speed up, march twenty kilometers, hurry!"
In an instant, the entire team sped up and ran out in a hurry.
The soldiers from the logistics squad and the guard company just followed behind, their eyes red with anxiety.
"Why are you speeding up again? The pig can't run anymore!"
"Squad leader, it's bad, some pigs are foaming at the mouth!"
The squad leader shouted at the top of his lungs: "If you can't, you have to run! The pigs in our Tiger Regiment have to run as fast as military dogs. Drive them away quickly and drive them to their place. They still have to complete their mission."
"When the time comes, we will have to use them to reward the captain and the others!"
These pigs seemed to understand their words, and many of them stopped immediately.
When a pig stops, others also stop.
The people from the logistics class quickly gathered around and shouted anxiously: "Let's go, you dead pig! Move, why can't you move?"
The pig that stopped first lay paralyzed on the ground, breathing heavily as if it was worse than death.
You are noble, you are noble, you are amazing.
The other pigs are eating, drinking and sleeping in the pig pen, but we have been unlucky for eight fucking lives and ended up in your tiger group's pig pen.
I still had to travel more than 2000 kilometers before I was slaughtered by you.
Fuck you, you bunch of idiots!
If I don’t leave, old pig, I will die here!
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