Langfei: I am the younger brother of the Fudi demons

After hearing Lin Fan's complaints, Peng Rui and the other three animals all showed lewd smiles.

Lin Fan's description was so apt.

Just peeing can break ancient seals and release powerful stone monsters.

And he calls himself Stone Spirit God.

What is the probability?

Is it lower than the Shuangseqiu Lotto jackpot?

"That woman was really lucky and accidentally opened the seal. After the behemoth called Stone Spirit God came back to life, in order to express his gratitude for her help in opening the seal, he was willing to give her a great opportunity."

"And promised to grant her three wishes."

"Of course, this is what the woman said when she spoke to the outside world through the mobile phone network... Now the woman is still camping on top of the Stone Spirit God, and she has been photographed by the outside world."

Peng Rui and the other three said this with envy in their eyes.

The three of them had even begun to murmur whether they should form a team and go to the deep mountains and forests to find those stones to urinate on.

However, when they thought about the strange experiences they had during their previous trip to the deserted village near Qin Shou in southern Zhejiang, the three of them were a little scared.

When Lin Fan heard the words of the three people, his attention fell on the huge body made of boulders in the video.

Sure enough, on top of the huge mottled head, he saw a camping tent. There was a bonfire outside the tent. There was a kettle on the bonfire, and there was a woman in mountaineering clothing beside it.

Because the Stone Spirit God is so huge, the area above its head is quite large, and even the tents on it look extremely small.

Even the woman was as inconspicuous as an ant.

Through the low-resolution video, Lin Fan couldn't clearly see the woman's appearance.

But as Peng Rui and the others said, this woman is really a blessing in disguise.

A splash of urine revealed such a powerful existence.

I want to give you opportunities and fulfill your wishes.

It's like the magic lamp of Allah.

Lin Fan clicked his tongue.

Of course, I wasn't too surprised about this later. After all, after the spiritual power of heaven and earth was revived, all kinds of weird and weird things happened one after another in various parts of China, and I had long become accustomed to it.

For example, two days ago, there was a revelation on the mysterious forum that I used to frequent.

It was said that at a Chinese construction site, an excavator accidentally dug out a 'stone statue' sitting cross-legged.

As a result, the moment the stone statue was unearthed, the stone skin rustled away, revealing a magnificent ancient man inside who was indistinguishable from male to female.

The ancient man actually came to life and soared into the sky...

There are also videos and photos in the post, which look much more beautiful than this Stone Spirit God.

As soon as the post came out, the comment area became extremely lively and there were a lot of divers.

There are all kinds of guesses.

However, there was one guess that was supported by everyone.

Comments said that people have been practicing in seclusion for countless years, but they did not expect that after thousands of years of seclusion in the cave heaven and paradise, they were attracted by real estate developers, and finally they were dug up by excavators and forced to leave the seclusion...

At the same time, he lamented that the ancient bosses could not stop the modern capital bosses.

The appearance of the Stone Spirit God did not affect Lin Fan's little life far away in the Pearl.

In the morning, Lin Fan hung out behind the rockery, and in the afternoon he went to the milk tea shop.

However, the popularity of the Stone Spirit God incident was still beyond imagination. Throughout the whole day, the topic about this thing almost made Lin Fan's ears tingle.

And it is full of the Internet, even attracting the attention of all parties around the world.

When the milk tea shop closed that day and everyone gathered in the milk tea shop to chat and joke around to pass the time, Shi Lingshen's latest statement through that woman appeared on the Internet.

Standing in the southwest mountains, the Stone Spirit God announced the restoration of the country to the outside world. Taking the location where it stood as the center and extending for hundreds of kilometers to the west, south and north, it was divided into boundaries and named the Stone Kingdom.

The person who helped her break the seal was granted the title of Jiang Die as the first female ruler of the Stone Kingdom, and she respected the Stone Spirit God as the Shangzhu God.

All the creatures in the Stone Kingdom are taught by the Stone Spirit God and only respect the Stone Spirit God as their faith.

In the stone kingdom, stone spirit temples were built widely, and the incense will never be extinguished.

As soon as this announcement was released, the world was in uproar.

After all, according to the territory of the allocated land on the map, even after the spiritual energy is revived, various ancient mountains appear, and the global land territory has already grown by an unknown amount.

But these million square kilometers are still huge and not a small number.

And this not only involves the large land of China, but also the Yin Yang Kingdom and the Asan Kingdom in the south.

China has been paranoid about its territory since ancient times.

Not giving up an inch of land has always been the obsession of the Chinese nation.

Moreover, if such land is divided up, the names of those in power may be remembered in Chinese history for thousands of years.

Even the people of this era will be looked down upon by future generations.

This is absolutely intolerable.

However, before Huaxia made any objections, and only ten minutes after Shi Lingshen spoke out, across the ocean, the Mold Kingdom, which had nothing to do with it, jumped out first, and recognized the status of Shi Kingdom with obvious ill intentions.

And shamelessly invited Shi Guo to join the United Nations family.

Propose to give Shi Guo a seat in the United Nations.

And with the emergence of the Kingdom of Shi, some pro-Mo countries in the West also shamelessly jumped out to recognize the status of the Kingdom of Shi.

They shamelessly asked when the Shi Kingdom would hold its founding ceremony. They would send the highest political delegation to watch the ceremony and congratulate them.

For China, what these countries do is that ugly people often make mischief.

After the spiritual power of heaven and earth recovered, China had already completed overtaking in the world.

The West is moving slowly, step by step.

They have long been left far behind in the new era of cultivation.

These white-skinned monkeys, seeing that they could not gain an advantage in these areas, began to act as troublemakers.

Extremely despicable and shameless.

The behavior of the troublemakers led by Mold Country not only angered China.

It also angered Yin Yang Kingdom and Asan Kingdom.

All three parties issued fierce protests and warnings.

Even China's toughness is not only reflected in verbal warnings.

The Ministry of War immediately issued a national first-level combat readiness status.

And began to mobilize troops and generals to the southwest.

The Internet was in chaos for a while.

But chaos represents heat.

The position of the most popular person on the Internet has completely changed from Lin Fan to the woman named Jiang Die who woke up Shi Lingshen with a pee.

After all, he directly became the master of a country by peeing.

Although we don’t know what the final result will be, it will be enough for her to steal the show.

Lin Fan, who was sitting in the milk tea shop, watched all this and couldn't help but sigh:

"People are really different."

"How do you say this?" Yao Na came over curiously and asked.

Lin Fan glanced at someone not far away, and then cleared his throat: "Look, it's the same as peeing in the wild. Some people pee directly to the peak of their lives, and some people are unlucky!"

"I know an unlucky guy who almost died when he peeed and flew on the snake plant."

Upon hearing this, all the girls showed gossip: "Who is so unlucky, please tell me..."

But 'someone' in the crowd widened his eyes. The next moment he gritted his teeth and rushed towards Lin Fan with a fierce look. Seeing that this guy was about to open his mouth, who cares about his Sanqi 21, he had just eaten half of it. Xue Mei Niang stuffed it directly into his mouth.

The whole action can be said to be done in one go.

The girls who were originally full of gossip were stunned at that time, staring at Qi Yaoyao who was gritting her teeth.

I don’t know what’s wrong with this guy, so he reacted so suddenly.

But then, everyone's expressions became weird.

Could it be...that she was the one talking about it?

Thinking of this, everyone couldn't help but laugh.

But Qiyaoyao was furious.

He glared fiercely at Lin Fan, who had a smirk on his face.

Lin Fan just grinned at Qibaba's fierce look, and finally happily ate the Xue Mei Niang stuffed into his mouth.

Not to mention, it’s sweet, chewy and tastes good.

Seeing this scene, Qiyaoyao's face turned red again.

This... seems to be leftovers from his own meal, and this guy actually ate it like this...

Just the thought that this guy actually said all the things that she was so ashamed of made her feel angry again.

Angry, she couldn't help but remember that she was bitten on her private parts, but he cured her in the end.

Although I later heard that people used their hands to detoxify themselves.

But I must have been touched and looked at again.

Thinking of this, her face became even more blushing, as if she could squeeze out water.

The whole person can't wait to find a seam in the ground and get in.

And Qi Yaoyao's expression was naturally visible to everyone.

Naturally, everyone's expressions became more diverse.

These two people... absolutely look like they are having sex with each other...