Mr. Gu, my wife has blocked you.
Chapter 597 A little smart but not much
She was staring dumbfounded at the fish in the pond when the call came through.
"what's wrong?"
Gu Jingyan's voice came from the phone.
Qiao Ruoxing came back to her senses and asked, "Why is Qiqi in our yard?"
Gu Jingyan paused and said slowly, "Didn't you say that the pond in the yard was empty two days ago, so I went to grandma's place to catch one."
Qiao Ruoxing had a dark look on her face, "If I say the pond is empty, you bring Qiqi over. If I say the yard is empty, do you still want to bring Junjun over?"
It's easy to say, but there are only seven or seven koi in the pond that stand out. Can you catch it in one go?
Gu Jingyan chuckled, "The yard is not big enough for Junjun to run away."
"Don't be so talkative!" Qiao Ruoxing glared, "Grandma couldn't find Qiqi, so she called me here."
She said for a while and suddenly understood, "No wonder grandma called me. She must have known that you stole it, and maybe she thought I was your accomplice and called me specifically to test my voice!"
I also said to call her and ask you before contacting her, but the fish is right here with you!How do you want me to reply to her?Said that her great grandson stole her sweetheart back? "
Gu Jingyan was silent.
A little smart, but not much.
Grandma didn't come to test Qiqi's presence. She clearly came to test whether she was with him.
When he asked Lin Shu to go fishing, he didn't hide from others. How could grandma not know that Qiqi was with him?It was clearly Lin Shuduo who missed something, so grandma called to confirm.
She only wanted to keep their relationship private, but she didn't know how obvious she was doing it.
Grandma said Qiqi was missing, so she took the initiative to contact him without asking.
Qiao Ruoxing had no idea that she had revealed the relationship between the two. She was facing the big koi in the pond and had a headache. "Hurry up and send Qiqi back. Grandma is going to die of panic if she can't find Qiqi."
Gu Jingyan said, "It will take two days before it adapts to the environment here. It can't be moved too frequently."
"Then what should I tell grandma?"
Gu Jingyan said, "Just say that Qiqi drank the witch's medicine, transformed her legs and ran away."
Qiao Ruoxing's eyelids twitched, "Then you fell in love with the prince and was abandoned, turned into a bubble and disappeared, right?"
Gu Jingyan said seriously, "He is a male. There is a high probability that he will not meet the prince. He should have been caught in the rain and turned into a fish. He was picked up and stewed in fish soup." He said for a while and suddenly said, "More than 30 kilograms What does the fish taste like?”
Qiao Ruoxing...
"Gu Jingyan, just be a human being."
Gu Jingyan chuckled and stopped teasing her, "I have something else to do here. I'll contact you later."
After hanging up the phone, Qiao Ruoxing called the old lady back.
When the old lady learned that Qiqi was at Gu Jingyan's place, she felt relieved, and then asked, "Ruoxing, how is Qiqi adapting now? The little guy has been living in the old house. I don't know if he will get used to it after changing the place. Can he get used to it?" Can I take some photos?”
Qiao Ruoxing was about to say "yes" when she suddenly thought that this promise didn't mean that she was with Gu Jingyan?So he changed his words and said, "Let Gu Jingyan take the photo and send it to you. I'm at home and I can't see Qiqi."
The old lady said, "I deleted him and he couldn't send me photos."
Qiao Ruoxing? ? ?
The old lady snorted, "I showed him my newly permed hair, and he sent me a picture of Gautama Buddha, saying that my hairstyle looked like his. You don't know how to appreciate it!"
Qiao Ruoxing...
She suddenly remembered that one year during the Chinese New Year, she went to iron a woolen roll and excitedly showed it to Gu Jingyan when she got home.
Gu Jingyan said, "Is this hairstyle still so popular after more than 300 years?"
She said, "What 300 years? This has only become popular in recent years, right?"
Gu Jingyan pulled out Newton's photo and compared it with her hair style, and then came to the conclusion that it was "exactly the same".
Qiao Ruoxing was so angry that she straightened her hair the next day.
Saying that grandma's curly hair looks like Gautama Buddha is really something Gu Jingyan can say with his broken mouth.
Qiao Ruoxing thought for a moment and said, "Then I'll ask Gu Jingyan to take some pictures and send them to me, and I'll send them to you."
The old lady said, "Ask him to take more recent photos, don't fool me."
Qiao Ruoxing agreed, then ran downstairs, used bait to lure Qiqi out, and took many photos with her mobile phone.
In order to make it appear that these pictures were sent to her by Gu Jingyan, she waited for a long time before sending them to the old lady.
Over at the old house, the old lady was sitting on a wicker chair eating grapes. She heard her cell phone ringing and asked Uncle Qin to show it to her.
The photos are all close-ups of koi fish in the water.
The old lady picked up the reading glasses and said to Uncle Qin, "Old Qin, magnify it for me."
Uncle Qin enlarged the photo, and the old lady finally found a complete figure on the sparkling water. It was Qiao Ruoxing who was squatting on the shore with her mobile phone and taking pictures of the koi.
"You brat, are you still fooling me?"
The old lady took off her glasses and threw them aside. "Xiao Huang said that he didn't come home often recently, so I felt there was something wrong! Xiao Lin came to fish and said something. Jing Yan felt that the yard was empty and wanted to raise a pet. He was afraid of water and was afraid of becoming that ghost. Look, how can you raise a fish? What a fool!"
"You bastard, you caught someone and you still hid it from me!"
Uncle Qin said, "Maybe it's because my wife has a special status now, and the two of us don't want to make it public."
"Stupid!" the old lady snorted, "If we don't let Ruoxing give him a status now, when Ruoxing becomes an international superstar, we might not like him anymore."
Uncle Qin...
In front of his grandson-in-law, the eldest grandson is really worthless.
However, the old lady was still very happy when she thought about the reconciliation between her grandson and granddaughter-in-law. She asked Uncle Qin, "You said they live together, will they sleep together?"
Uncle Qin...
"It's hard to say. Jingyan is a well-behaved child and he probably won't do anything that would offend his wife."
The old lady said, "If he still obeys the rules at this time, he is a fool!"
Uncle Qin...
The old lady was thinking about how to assist her eldest grandson when Gu Jingyang's voice sounded from behind, "Grandma."
The old lady turned back and waved her over, "Wake up."
Gu Jingyang said "hmm" and came over to sit on the chair next to her.
She has lost some weight, her original baby fat has also faded a lot, and her facial features look more like Chung Mei-lan.
Gu Jingyang grabbed the grass growing in the cracks of the rocks beside his feet and said after a while, "Grandma, I want to go to work in the company."
The old lady asked, "What position do you want to do?"
Gu Jingyang thought for a while and said, "I will go wherever you arrange for me to go."
The old lady said, "Like your brother, can you start from the grassroots level?"
Gu Jingyang nodded, "Okay."
The old lady glanced at her in surprise. After coming out of the detention center, this girl's temper had calmed down a lot and her personality had settled down. In the past, she would have been unwilling to have a position too low.
"what's wrong?"
Gu Jingyan's voice came from the phone.
Qiao Ruoxing came back to her senses and asked, "Why is Qiqi in our yard?"
Gu Jingyan paused and said slowly, "Didn't you say that the pond in the yard was empty two days ago, so I went to grandma's place to catch one."
Qiao Ruoxing had a dark look on her face, "If I say the pond is empty, you bring Qiqi over. If I say the yard is empty, do you still want to bring Junjun over?"
It's easy to say, but there are only seven or seven koi in the pond that stand out. Can you catch it in one go?
Gu Jingyan chuckled, "The yard is not big enough for Junjun to run away."
"Don't be so talkative!" Qiao Ruoxing glared, "Grandma couldn't find Qiqi, so she called me here."
She said for a while and suddenly understood, "No wonder grandma called me. She must have known that you stole it, and maybe she thought I was your accomplice and called me specifically to test my voice!"
I also said to call her and ask you before contacting her, but the fish is right here with you!How do you want me to reply to her?Said that her great grandson stole her sweetheart back? "
Gu Jingyan was silent.
A little smart, but not much.
Grandma didn't come to test Qiqi's presence. She clearly came to test whether she was with him.
When he asked Lin Shu to go fishing, he didn't hide from others. How could grandma not know that Qiqi was with him?It was clearly Lin Shuduo who missed something, so grandma called to confirm.
She only wanted to keep their relationship private, but she didn't know how obvious she was doing it.
Grandma said Qiqi was missing, so she took the initiative to contact him without asking.
Qiao Ruoxing had no idea that she had revealed the relationship between the two. She was facing the big koi in the pond and had a headache. "Hurry up and send Qiqi back. Grandma is going to die of panic if she can't find Qiqi."
Gu Jingyan said, "It will take two days before it adapts to the environment here. It can't be moved too frequently."
"Then what should I tell grandma?"
Gu Jingyan said, "Just say that Qiqi drank the witch's medicine, transformed her legs and ran away."
Qiao Ruoxing's eyelids twitched, "Then you fell in love with the prince and was abandoned, turned into a bubble and disappeared, right?"
Gu Jingyan said seriously, "He is a male. There is a high probability that he will not meet the prince. He should have been caught in the rain and turned into a fish. He was picked up and stewed in fish soup." He said for a while and suddenly said, "More than 30 kilograms What does the fish taste like?”
Qiao Ruoxing...
"Gu Jingyan, just be a human being."
Gu Jingyan chuckled and stopped teasing her, "I have something else to do here. I'll contact you later."
After hanging up the phone, Qiao Ruoxing called the old lady back.
When the old lady learned that Qiqi was at Gu Jingyan's place, she felt relieved, and then asked, "Ruoxing, how is Qiqi adapting now? The little guy has been living in the old house. I don't know if he will get used to it after changing the place. Can he get used to it?" Can I take some photos?”
Qiao Ruoxing was about to say "yes" when she suddenly thought that this promise didn't mean that she was with Gu Jingyan?So he changed his words and said, "Let Gu Jingyan take the photo and send it to you. I'm at home and I can't see Qiqi."
The old lady said, "I deleted him and he couldn't send me photos."
Qiao Ruoxing? ? ?
The old lady snorted, "I showed him my newly permed hair, and he sent me a picture of Gautama Buddha, saying that my hairstyle looked like his. You don't know how to appreciate it!"
Qiao Ruoxing...
She suddenly remembered that one year during the Chinese New Year, she went to iron a woolen roll and excitedly showed it to Gu Jingyan when she got home.
Gu Jingyan said, "Is this hairstyle still so popular after more than 300 years?"
She said, "What 300 years? This has only become popular in recent years, right?"
Gu Jingyan pulled out Newton's photo and compared it with her hair style, and then came to the conclusion that it was "exactly the same".
Qiao Ruoxing was so angry that she straightened her hair the next day.
Saying that grandma's curly hair looks like Gautama Buddha is really something Gu Jingyan can say with his broken mouth.
Qiao Ruoxing thought for a moment and said, "Then I'll ask Gu Jingyan to take some pictures and send them to me, and I'll send them to you."
The old lady said, "Ask him to take more recent photos, don't fool me."
Qiao Ruoxing agreed, then ran downstairs, used bait to lure Qiqi out, and took many photos with her mobile phone.
In order to make it appear that these pictures were sent to her by Gu Jingyan, she waited for a long time before sending them to the old lady.
Over at the old house, the old lady was sitting on a wicker chair eating grapes. She heard her cell phone ringing and asked Uncle Qin to show it to her.
The photos are all close-ups of koi fish in the water.
The old lady picked up the reading glasses and said to Uncle Qin, "Old Qin, magnify it for me."
Uncle Qin enlarged the photo, and the old lady finally found a complete figure on the sparkling water. It was Qiao Ruoxing who was squatting on the shore with her mobile phone and taking pictures of the koi.
"You brat, are you still fooling me?"
The old lady took off her glasses and threw them aside. "Xiao Huang said that he didn't come home often recently, so I felt there was something wrong! Xiao Lin came to fish and said something. Jing Yan felt that the yard was empty and wanted to raise a pet. He was afraid of water and was afraid of becoming that ghost. Look, how can you raise a fish? What a fool!"
"You bastard, you caught someone and you still hid it from me!"
Uncle Qin said, "Maybe it's because my wife has a special status now, and the two of us don't want to make it public."
"Stupid!" the old lady snorted, "If we don't let Ruoxing give him a status now, when Ruoxing becomes an international superstar, we might not like him anymore."
Uncle Qin...
In front of his grandson-in-law, the eldest grandson is really worthless.
However, the old lady was still very happy when she thought about the reconciliation between her grandson and granddaughter-in-law. She asked Uncle Qin, "You said they live together, will they sleep together?"
Uncle Qin...
"It's hard to say. Jingyan is a well-behaved child and he probably won't do anything that would offend his wife."
The old lady said, "If he still obeys the rules at this time, he is a fool!"
Uncle Qin...
The old lady was thinking about how to assist her eldest grandson when Gu Jingyang's voice sounded from behind, "Grandma."
The old lady turned back and waved her over, "Wake up."
Gu Jingyang said "hmm" and came over to sit on the chair next to her.
She has lost some weight, her original baby fat has also faded a lot, and her facial features look more like Chung Mei-lan.
Gu Jingyang grabbed the grass growing in the cracks of the rocks beside his feet and said after a while, "Grandma, I want to go to work in the company."
The old lady asked, "What position do you want to do?"
Gu Jingyang thought for a while and said, "I will go wherever you arrange for me to go."
The old lady said, "Like your brother, can you start from the grassroots level?"
Gu Jingyang nodded, "Okay."
The old lady glanced at her in surprise. After coming out of the detention center, this girl's temper had calmed down a lot and her personality had settled down. In the past, she would have been unwilling to have a position too low.
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