Honkai Impact: Starting from Wandering with Kiana

Kiana picked up the notes on the table, and inside was the menu that the aunt at the front desk said. There were many dishes on it, but I didn’t recognize any of them except rice and noodle soup, so I just called and ordered them all.

When Jiuxiao came out from the shower, Qiana happened to be asking the waiter to pay with her card. The waiter took out the card reader from under the table and asked Kiana to insert the card and enter the password. Kiana swiped the card directly and said there was no password.

After paying, the waiter placed the dishes on the table one by one. The various dishes made Kiana, who had only eaten the black charcoal and various breads made by Siegfried, unable to take her eyes away.

After Jiuxiao sent the waiter away, he turned around and found that a quarter of the dishes that had just been a full table had disappeared. Kiana held the plate and poured the food into her mouth. Every time she finished pouring a plate, she exhaled because it was so hot, and then continued to pour another plate.

"Eat slowly, it's just the two of us, no one is trying to compete with you." Jiuxiao unscrewed a bottle of mineral water from the side and handed it to Kiana.

"Mudong, oh, it's so late for Haisi to chop it up once." Kiana's mouth was full and she couldn't spit. His cheeks were bulging full as he ate, looking just like a little white-haired hamster.

Jiuxiao took away a portion of steak and pork knuckle, and left the rest to Kiana. Anyway, there is no need to worry about Kaslana’s stomach being ruined by food.

Kiana's wild eating style unknowingly affected Jiuxiao. He couldn't use a knife and fork and was annoyed by the pork knuckle, so he just grabbed it and gnawed it. He had the pork knuckle in one hand and the steak in the other. He enjoyed eating it.

Before taking a few bites, Kiana finished all the dishes on the table, and then looked at herself eagerly. Jiuxiao looked at the half-left pork knuckle in his hand, hesitated and handed it to Qiana.

Kiana pushed the pig knuckle back with a look of disgust, and said with a smile on her face.

"I'm not full, please order another."

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Jiuxiao looked at the more than twenty plates on the table in disbelief, and then looked at Kiana's belly that didn't rise and fall. You bastard Honkaimon still has a bloated belly. Now you can digest these ordinary dishes without even taking time!

"What's that look in your eyes?! If you're not full, you're not full...There's nothing shocking..." Kiana looked aggrieved, then picked up the menu and placed it next to Jiuxiao, then pointed at the table There were some uneaten dishes left in several pots. "I just ate a few dishes and I really liked them, but I don't know the names of those dishes. See if you know and order a few more for me."

"Let me see, fried whole chicken, fried chicken legs, braised lion's head, white chopped chicken..." Jiuxiao compared them one by one and then reported the names of the dishes. Qiana kept silently writing down these names, preparing to take him with her after finding her smelly dad. Try these delicacies, they are much better than black charcoal.

Jiuxiao called the front desk, ordered the dishes that Qiana asked for, asked for two more portions of each dish, and then ordered some more of what she wanted to eat.

After putting down the phone, Jiuxiao couldn't help but sigh. A magical different world, a small hotel, with so many dishes.

"Let's pack a few dozen more portions when we leave tomorrow! This way we'll have enough to eat in the next few days, but I feel like you might finish them all in one day."

"Hee hee hee..."

After the waiter came and went several times, Kiana lay on the bed contentedly, sliding her hands and legs up and down, as if swimming.

Jiuxiao turned on the TV in the room, then pushed Kiana aside with her butt, got into bed and watched TV.

"Kiana, is there anything you want to see?"

"Well... there is Arahato or Homu's Adventure. My smelly dad brought me a lot of these comics. Although I only read most of them once, but if there is an animation of Arahato or Homu's Adventure Look, that’s not bad.”

"Then let's go to Homu's Adventure. It's a popular recommendation. It's very popular among people."

So the two of them watched several episodes of Homu Adventures in bed.

Suddenly, Qiana poked Jiuxiao's waist and asked curiously: "By the way, why did you lie to that aunt at the front desk before? You told many different lies to many people today."

Looking at Kiana's innocent face, Jiuxiao pinched her round face and said with a smile.

"Kiana, the real world is not a fairy tale. The real world is a blur of gray. Everyone is born with their own selfish desires, and acquired education allows morality to limit our desires. But not everyone They are all educated or have morals, but their desires often inadvertently or deliberately satisfy themselves by hurting others. They know people but not their hearts, so I don't mind using the worst side of people's hearts as a reference.

Especially when we are children, we are the most vulnerable to being deceived and harmed. What should we do if someone has bad thoughts about us along the way? "

"Fuck him with one fist!"

"..."

What Jiuxiao said sounded reasonable, but it was obvious that Kiana couldn't understand it. For her, as long as someone dared to do bad things in front of her, she would just punch him away.

Jiuxiao wanted to give Kiana a thumbs up, but the facts in this world told him that even if the other party was at fault, once he did it, the two of them would finish the game together. However, I’m already in another world, so why do I care so much?

"Indeed, if someone really wants to do something bad, just punch him away. But Kiana, although I also want to do this, once I do it, I will definitely get into all kinds of trouble. So I can just rely on words. If you can solve some troubles, just rely on your words. I don't like getting into trouble."

"But if we escape, then the next person who cannot escape will become a victim, and then won't we become accomplices?" Kiana looked at Jiuxiao firmly.

"We are not escaping, Kiana. Avoiding a crime that has not happened is not escaping. If a crime happens in front of us, we will definitely stop it. But if we can use words to make the other party think that they are not targeting us, this will protect ourselves. It also eliminates the other party’s possible criminal intentions, which is a win-win situation.”

"I don't understand...it's so troublesome...it feels like it would be better to just blow him up with one punch."

"Stupid Kiana."

"You are the stupid one!"

Jiuxiao didn't intend to talk to Kiana, because he didn't know what he was talking about. Sure enough, I still don't have a bad mouth like the protagonist of the animation, and I can change other people's will with just a quick talk.

"Then forget what I said before. Innocent girl, may you always keep your heart pure and clear all injustices with your hot heart of justice. And your most loyal knight is willing to work for your benefit. Sword, your shield, fight for you.”

"You're suffering from the chuunibyou again, right?"

"Hey."