Honkai Impact: Starting from Wandering with Kiana

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Somewhere in the quantum sea, two cute people, one white and one black, were staying in a small stone cave.

Bai Xi held her face in her hands and sat curiously next to Hei Xi, watching Hei Xi absently sharpen the blade of the sickle with a stone.

"Other me, what are you doing?"

Hei Xi looked up at Bai Xi, tilted his head, and then explained seriously: "I am sharpening the knife with a stone."

"Oh……"

Bai Xi nodded in understanding, and then continued to ask.

"But why do we need to use stones to sharpen swords? Aren't our weapons condensed with Honkai energy? If we want them to be sharp, can't we just adjust them with micro-control?"

"........."

Black Hope looked at the stone in his hand, looked at Bai Xi, and then looked at the sickle in his hand.

Yes, why do you want to sharpen your knife with a stone? !

Damn Jiuxiao, it was all his fault, now all he can think about is him! Whenever I lose my mind, I think of him!

Damn damn damn!

Hei Xi, Hei Xi! How could you be so depraved!

What you should be thinking about is a violent and bloody revenge in the future! Instead of thinking about how many children you will have in the future, whether it will be a boy or a girl, and whether the children will get along with each other as well as you and Xier! !

Hei Xi patted his face, then solemnly put the stone in Bai Xi's hand and said to her:

"Xie'er, we can't have the near-omnipotent Honkai Impact and forget about the skills that humans have inherited for thousands of years.

I use stones to sharpen my knives. This is not just me using stones to sharpen my knives. It also contains my praise and inheritance of human civilization!

And this stone, it's not simple at all! Don't look at it, I just picked it up casually, but I have noticed it for a long time!

You look at the cracked lines, the uneven texture, and then look at this..."

Hei Xi made up nonsense to explain to Bai Xi. She didn't know what she was talking about. Anyway, she couldn't understand it, and Bai Xi probably couldn't understand it either.

As long as you are emotionally excited enough and your vocabulary is standardized enough, your language will be even more unpredictable. So you don’t need to understand it, just think it’s awesome!

"Wow...my other me, you are so awesome!" Bai Xi clapped her little hands in confusion and praised Hei Xi.

She knew every word separately, but Bai Xi didn't understand them when Hei Xi said them together.

After all, isn't it better to use stones to sharpen Honkai energy weapons... This stone is almost eroded by Honkai energy... Is this really sharpening a knife?

"Huh! Huh! Huh! Xi'er, when you start to doubt me, then you must be wrong!"

Seeing Bai Xi's perfunctory look, Hei Xi crossed his arms and snorted three times angrily.

"Ah...? Why?"

"Hmph! I am the Stigma Consciousness that controls the Stigma Space, and I know many, many things. So what I said must be right!"

Just when Xi'er was about to refute Hei Xi's point of view, a voice that both of them wanted to hear appeared in their ears.

"Really? Then, Hei Xi said he doesn't like it, and he really doesn't like it~"

Jiuxiao faintly appeared on Hei Xi and smiled disdainfully.

"Brother Jiuxiao?!" "Old...bastard, why are you here!"

When Xi'er and Hei Xi saw Jiuxiao's appearance, they were surprised and put down what they were doing together and jumped up to Jiuxiao.

Jiuxiao touched their heads, then tapped Hei Xi with a snap of her fingers.

"What's old? I'm not old. Besides, why can't I come? I miss you so come here and see you!"

"Well……"

Hei Xi covered her forehead and stared into the sky like a little black cat with exploded fur.

What is old, how old can it be! I've been distracted and fantasized about doing too much. I'm used to calling my husband!

The more Hei Xi thought about it, the angrier he became. He picked up the newly sharpened sickle and slashed it towards Jiuxiao.

"Asshole, I will fight with you!!"

"It's only been a long time, and now you're turning your back on me? You're murdering your husband!"

Jiuxiao shouted for mercy, turned around and ran away.

"Who is your wife!!"

Hei Xi held up a heavy sickle that was taller than a man, and chased Jiuxiao to chop wildly like mowing grass.

Jiuxiao turned to look at Hei Xi, then pointed at her and Xi'er.

"Xier and Xier, both!"

"I'm not!"

Hei Xi subconsciously retorted and covered her mouth after speaking. I'm used to swearing at people, but I stopped it all of a sudden...

But she is so arrogant that if she says it, she will say it, no need to explain! Let Jiuxiao understand it on his own!

"Hmph! Go and have your sweet dream!"

Hei Xi snorted angrily, put his hands on his hips, turned around and left. As he walked, he kicked the stones on the roadside unhappily, as if he was angry with Jiuxiao and himself.

"Oops..." While walking, Hei Xi suddenly shouted in panic.

Because Jiuxiao picked her up from behind and put her on his shoulders...

Jiuxiao hugged Hei Xi's legs to prevent Hei Xi from falling. Hei Xi also hugged Jiuxiao's head and lay on it to maintain balance.

Jiuxiao patted Hei Xi's leg and motioned for her to listen to him, "Hei Xi, good wife, I was wrong! Please forgive me!"

"Hmph! Then tell me where you went wrong!"

Hei Xi had a straight face and pouted, looking very angry. In fact, my heart has already blossomed with joy, and the villain inside is jumping up and down with joy.

"I don't know, but if you're angry, it's probably because I did something stupid unintentionally."

"Humph!"

Hei Xi patted Jiuxiao's head with her small hand, angrily and laughing. This pig brain, I am angry with myself, I can’t even tell.

But if you admit your mistake, it’s your fault! That’s Jiuxiao, you are wrong!

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Hei Xi and Jiuxiao ran too fast in pursuit, and Bai Xi tried to break up the fight but failed to catch up. Bai Xi, who was very afraid that Hei Xi and Jiuxiao would actually fight and create a estrangement in their relationship, kept circling anxiously in worry.

Finally, seeing Hei Xi and Jiuxiao coming back happily, chatting and laughing, I finally let go of my hanging heart.

"Welcome back! Another me, brother Jiuxiao!" Bai Xi waved her hand and ran towards Jiuxiao and the two of them.

However, Bai Xi's greeting did not receive a response from the two of them, which made Bai Xi a little confused.

The next second, Jiuxiao put her left hand around Bai Xi's waist and hugged her into his arms.

"Ah...? Brother Jiuxiao, what...are you going to do...I...can leave on my own..."

"Xie'er's beautiful and charming feet are like the most beautiful treasure in the world. She is so pink and attractive, and her beauty is delicious.

How could I be willing to let her trample on this dirty and ugly earth, if God gave me a chance to cherish her.

I would say to her, "I am Naruto Uzumaki's younger brother, show me off!"

"Ah?" Xi'er was surprised and in disbelief, like a scared kitten.

"Xie'er, ignore him. I'll give him a paw later to see if he still gets mad!"