Honkai Impact: Starting from Wandering with Kiana

Jiuxiao covered his slightly swollen face and slowly crawled out of the pit.

Well, the touching reunion scene that I had imagined did not happen, and even my teeth were almost knocked out by Kiana's punch.

The human body is still somewhat fragile, and I kind of miss Superman’s Man of Steel.

How about not genetically modifying it?

Forget it, forget it. It would be bad if Kiana and the others hit me and hurt me.

It’s better to just use the current physical fitness of an ordinary person.

As soon as Jiuxiao came out of the pit, he looked up and found that Kiana, Yulandel and Yutu were staring at him.

From the weapons held tightly in the hands of the three people and their serious expressions, Jiu Xiao knew that they were not here to greet him...

"Before the fight begins, can you allow me to upgrade my body and turn it into a body of steel?"

Yutu thought for a moment, then smiled. "Defense has no meaning to me~"

"I didn't ask you, go away."

Jiuxiao waved his hand and told Yutu to go aside, there was no need to join in the fun.

When Kiana and Yulandel saw Jiuxiao's attitude towards Yutu, they immediately believed 30% of what Yutu said before.

Kiana: "Asshole, how can you be so irresponsible as to pat your butt after eating and wiping it clean? Take responsibility for yourself!"

Yulandel: "That's right. How can you treat Yutu like this after you treated him like that?"

Jiuxiao was full of questions. No, what did I do to Yutu? Isn't this a normal conversation between friends?

"Forget it, I don't want to say anything more. When I think about having so many new sisters, I feel a little unhappy. You are a guy who only knows how to get on the bus first and buy the ticket later, stick your butt up and get spanked!"

Kiana raised her two guns sullenly and shouted at Jiuxiao.

Yulandel also raised her spear. She didn't know what to say from what standpoint, but after knowing that Jiuxiao was still fooling around outside, it would be a lie to say she wasn't angry.

Yutu winked at Jiuxiao, then joined in the fun and raised his dart, looking at Jiuxiao with a smile.

Jiuxiao covered his eyes and raised his head, wanting to cry but without tears.

The trouble-making Yutu must have dug a trap for herself in front of Kiana and Yulandel while she was away...

But can Jiuxiao not jump?

No... because even if Usagi hasn't even started yet, Mobius and Seele already have it!

Oh... there is also a Penglai Temple Jiuxiao...

Forget it, it’s better to get beaten sooner, then everyone will be more accepting of it when it’s exposed later, right?

Jiuxiao silently turned his back to Kiana and the others, and lay on the ground with his butt sticking up.

"Hit me gently, I'm living on my butt."

"Jiuxiao!!! You really did find someone!!!"

Seeing Jiuxiao's tacit look, Kiana yelled in anger.

I was still expecting Jiuxiao to explain that he and Yutu were not in that kind of relationship.

Now it seems that it is not just Yutu who is here! There are many other people who have been found!!!

Yutu noticed that the atmosphere was not right and it seemed that Kiana was really angry.

So she quickly made a Gatling gun and handed it to Kiana.

"Kiana, use this, it's very powerful."

Kiana took the Gatling gun with a confused look on her face, and her anger was directly dispelled by the sudden appearance of the Gatling gun.

"Are you serious? Gatling?? Yutu, do you know that I want to shoot you first?"

Yutu quickly explained: "Hey, Kiana, this is just an ordinary firearm, it can't hurt Jiuxiao. If you use your own dual guns, then..."

Yulandel, who was standing by, immediately understood what Yutu meant and nudged Yutu with her elbow.

"Any more? Give me two."

"Yes, yes, I guarantee you'll be satisfied!"

So, the two sisters, Kiana and Yulandel, each took a Gatling gun in their left and right hands and started shooting at Jiuxiao's butt.

Although it couldn't penetrate Jiuxiao's skin, it felt like being hit with dried soybeans. Although it couldn't hurt him, it still hurt.

Especially this guy Yutu...

While Kiana and Yulandel were venting their anger and not noticing her, she quietly rolled a few missiles with her hands behind them.

By the time Kiana and her sister had finished shooting their bullets, Lian Jiuxiao thought it was over and was ready to get up.

Yutu picked up the missile launcher and half-knelt in front of Kiana and Yulandel. Then, under the horrified gaze of the two, he pulled the trigger.

"Misterine!!!"

"Hey, bye!"

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Jiu Xiao: "I don't want to live anymore, why can I do this?!"

Kiana: "Ah, it's over..."

Hatagi: “Indeed.”

Youlandel: "Emmm, the first time I robbed a bank in my life, I was wanted."

Jiuxiao: "You deserve it."

Kiana & Hato & Yulandel: "Don't scream if you're wanted!"

Because this time Yulandel joined, and Yulandel suggested that if they wanted to rob a bank, they should just empty it.

The result was that unlike the previous times when they only took a few gold bricks, this time they directly emptied the bank warehouse, and the bank reacted quickly.

Coupled with the previous wave of missiles launched by Yutu, the commotion quickly attracted the attention of the police. The satellite scanned the faces of Kiana, Yulandel and Yutu and put them on the wanted list.

And Jiuxiao... was also implicated and put on the wanted list.

However, the satellite only captured Jiu Xiao's raised buttocks... Therefore, there was only one buttocks on Jiu Xiao's wanted list...

Jiu Xiao: "Tsk, it doesn't matter, no one can recognize me with just a butt anyway."

Kiana: "Humph, I don't care. No one in this world knows me anyway."

Hatagi: "It's okay, I cut the appearance quickly enough, and the one on the wanted poster is Raven."

Yulandel: "You guys are fine, I'm fine, I'm shy... Wait, Yutu, you found out that the satellite is observing us, why didn't you tell us!"

Yutu: "I didn't notice. I just felt that Raven could take the blame, so I just changed my appearance."

Jiuxiao: "I suspect that Yutu deliberately made the noise so that the satellite could lock on to our location."

Yutu looked confused, as if he knew nothing.

"Bunny, I don't know."