Honkai Impact: Starting from Wandering with Kiana

"Ask questions, ask questions, it's time for Yutu's warm questioning class!"

Mistierine transformed into a small blackboard, holding a small baton in her hand, tapping the blackboard with a smile and shouting happily.

"Just ask."

Jiuxiao obediently participated in Misterine's little farce, and also transformed into a table and chair. He sat up straight like a good student and prepared to answer teacher Misterine's questions.

Misterine: "Question, do you like Misterine Shaniat or Yutu?"

"I like it. As the big boss in Honkai God Realm, although Yutu hasn't officially appeared yet, after overwhelming publicity, its popularity has reached a phenomenal level. The peripherals of Dreamweaver Rabbit are out of stock, and you can't buy them even if you want to."

Jiuxiao answered without hesitation.

Ever since he and Misterine teamed up to create an extremely realistic Honkai Impact 3rd, the game became popular, and Misterine, the NPC who plays the part-time role as the final boss, also became extremely popular.

After all, this is an era where people’s values ​​are determined by their senses. No matter what the big boss, the Dream Rabbit, does, as long as the Dream Rabbit shows up and winks at the players, the players will spontaneously rack their brains to whitewash the Dream Rabbit.

I just don't know why, Jiu Xiao is just an ordinary novice guide NPC in the game, but his popularity has always been very high...

At first, Jiu Xiao thought everyone was satisfied with his guide for beginners, but he found out that those players were just after his body. Because Jiu Xiao could be handsome or beautiful...so he became a little boy-girl in their eyes.

The words “Brother, you smell so good” made Jiuxiao afraid to wear short-sleeved shirts and shorts when going out until now.

After all, if it’s a girl, fans might be reserved and embarrassed to approach her.

But if everyone is a man... then I can’t guarantee what will happen!

Mistlin raised her baton and tapped Jiuxiao's head, with a hint of contempt in her eyes.

"You must be thinking about something bad. You can hardly hold back the lewd smile on your face."

"Cough cough cough... No, I just thought of something funny." Jiuxiao coughed twice and pretended to be calm.

"Humph, when I'm serious, you play the funny role. When I'm funny, you knock on my head and call me a retard."

Mistierine pouted her face and angrily hit Jiuxiao on the head with her baton.

Jiuxiao covered his head and lay on the table, neither explaining nor resisting.

"Okay, let's not talk nonsense... Next is a super Big Bang-level question."

Mistyline drew big circles with her hands in a very professional manner, as if she really wanted to ask some important question.

Jiu Xiao, who felt something was wrong, lifted his sleeves, looked at the nonexistent watch on his arm, and said seriously:

"The time for answering all your questions has come. I would like to refuse to answer your next question."

"I overrule all your rejections."

After saying that, Mistierine quickly stepped forward, put her hands through Jiuxiao's waist and wrapped him tightly.

"Don't run! I haven't even asked you any questions yet and you want to run away. Do you really dislike me so much?"

Mistierine buried her head in Jiuxiao's chest, her voice becoming softer and softer, her tone becoming more and more humble.

"It's tiring to always act like a fool..."

Jiuxiao put one arm around Mistierine's waist and gently stroked her long hair with the other hand.

"Misterine, in my eyes, you are not a fool..."

Mistierin's eyes seemed to light up at this moment, and she raised her head and looked at Jiuxiao with anticipation.

But Jiuxiao's next words completely extinguished her eyes, which were emitting golden light like flashlights.

"You are just a funny guy..."

Jiuxiao laughed and hugged Mistierine tighter.

"You are really unique in this situation, you can still be funny and put two flashlights in your eyes."

"Isn't this an expression of my anticipation?... Doesn't the book say that at times like this, one's eyes light up and are filled with anticipation?"

Mistierine was scolded by Jiuxiao again, and she lowered her head in grievance.

"Damn it, it's all Raven's fault. I'll tear up all those fairy tales Raven used to tell children when I get home."

"Some guy clearly said he was 16 years old, but he was so childish that he secretly snatched storybooks from elementary school students?"

"Huh, I just like reading books and comics!"

“Novels and comic books, right?”

"Yeah, it's so novel and so good to read. But some books and comics are updated so slowly that I want to knock the author's head and urge him to update!"

"Yes, yes, it's best to lock her up in a small dark room and not let her out until she has written tens of thousands of words a day."

When I think about the day in the future when Yutu might even stay at the author's house to urge for updated comics or something, I feel really bad.

Jiuxiao couldn't help but find it funny and reached out to pinch Yutu's pouty little face.

(Grayshus: Mistress Lin, just keep pushing me. Just stay here and don’t leave! Anyway, I’ve already prepared a bed and a quilt for her. It’s impossible to update it. I’ve left it there.)

"No, don't change the subject. Let's put aside the fact that I like reading novels and comics and answer my question first!"

Mistellin slapped Jiuxiao's face with both hands, clamping his face so that he could only look at her. She looked at Jiuxiao with hot and firm eyes and asked word by word.

"Now, answer me, do you like me or not?"

"Do you think if I didn't like you... would you still be alive today?"

Jiuxiao raised his eyebrows, and just as the corners of his mouth curled up, he was about to laugh at the question that Mistlin asked.

Mistierine clamped her hands together so hard that Jiuxiao's mouth pouted.

"Don't talk to me about anything else. Answer me, do you like me or not... If I don't get an answer this time, I don't know when I'll have the courage to ask again..."

Jiuxiao looked at Mistierine who seemed to be on the verge of tears, and swallowed back the words that were about to come out of his mouth to call her an idiot.

"Sometimes... it's harder to say those things. I'm sorry, Mistrine, I don't like you."

Jiuxiao shook his head in embarrassment and sighed.

Mistellin's eyes widened, tears welled up in her eyes, and she looked at Jiuxiao in disbelief. At this moment, she wished she was deaf and had misheard what Jiuxiao said.

"How could it be... that our intimate behavior was just my wishful thinking?"

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This time, it was Jiuxiao's turn to pinch Yutu's cheeks so that she could only see herself.

"Jiuxiao doesn't know~

Mistrynne, I don't like you.

because I love you."

Holding Mistierine's face, Jiuxiao kissed her deeply.

Mistierine didn't react for a moment, until a restless tongue pried open her lips, then she closed her eyes, crying and laughing.

Then, he bit Jiuxiao's tongue.