Honkai Impact: Starting from Wandering with Kiana

"Asshole Jiuxiao, what kind of crappy game did you make! Why did I die in one hit, and you and Kiana only lost one bar of health!!!" Huihuo angrily typed on the keyboard and roared. This was already her nth time today. The second full blood was splashed by AOE and he died suddenly.

"It's Hui Huo's positioning that's so bad. He doesn't dodge every time he's hit by a skill! You're a shooter, you're high in damage and brittle, so it's normal for you to be killed."

Bronya replied without looking back. She carefully controlled the character in her hands, and her flexible body kept moving through the gunfire.

Jiuxiao spread his hands and said: "Well... Bronya is right, positioning is very important when playing a shooter. You died so quickly that Meiyi didn't even have time to nurse you, so you should still be a warrior like me and Kiana. How good it is to be able to fight and resist."

"I don't! I don't!!! I want to play shooter. I don't believe it today. Look at me sucking blood like crazy. As long as I play fast enough, the opponent can't kill me!

Damn it, it’s all because your shooter’s equipment balance design is too poor. It’s easier for a dog than for a shooter!!! If it has the performance of my outer armor sabayou, look at how I can kill indiscriminately!”

Huihuo's eyes were glowing green. She was already being driven crazy. She must stand up to defeat this boss today.

Mei Yi silently put a few buffs on her and then ignored her. Anyway, when she started fighting Hui Huo, she suddenly died suddenly and inexplicably. Her milk was also white.

There are several major categories of professions in the game: warrior, tank, mage, shooter, and priest. Mei herself plays a priest, Kiana and Jiuxiao are both warriors, Bronya plays a mage, and Huihuo plays a shooter.

Because there are two high-level players, Bronya and Jiuxiao, who are leading everyone, they are basically killing each other indiscriminately. The others are responsible for Gaga, and Bronya and Jiuxiao are responsible for the random killings.

Playing until noon, Mei went offline to prepare lunch for everyone. Since it was difficult to play dungeons due to lack of people, Bronya and Kiana went to play the Homu League.

Huihuo immediately uninstalled and ran away, saying that he would never play this garbage game again, and then took Jiuxiao to find Meiyi. Everyone is accustomed to Huihuo's behavior. Anyway, Huihuo will definitely download the game later. It is classic, cool and fun to play.

Huihuo, who was going out, still had his evil intentions. He took Jiuxiao's hand and said coquettishly: "Jiuxiao~Brother Jiuxiao~How about you put my sabayou design into the game!"

"You can make a skin with the same appearance. Don't think about the weapon characteristics. The keyboard and mouse operations cannot reflect the effect of your sabayou."

Although the coquettish Huihuo is very cute, even if Jiuxiao really made sabayou in the game, Huihuo would definitely not be satisfied with the effect.

"That's it. Jiuxiao, you can't do it." Hui Huo shook off Jiuxiao's hand and said to him with a look of disgust.

"Ha, woman." Jiuxiao replied disdainfully.

"Oh, man."

"Don't ask me for money from now on when you recharge games."

"Brother Jiuxiao, I'm wrong~" Huihuo held Jiuxiao's hand again, with a shy look on his face. Hui Huo thought that for the sake of new equipment, he could only temporarily aggrieve himself.

"I still like your unruly look before, please recover."

"climb."

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After Jiuxiao and Huihuo arrived at Jizi's house, they saw Jizi sitting on the sofa and saying hello to the two of them holding a beer.

"Hey, Huihuo and Jiuxiao are back too? Want to have a drink?"

"No, old aunt Jizi, you can drink it yourself! At such an old age, you still stay at home drinking all day long. Are you worthy of your big breasts?" Huihuo answered Jizi coldly with his hands on his hips.

Bang, Jiuxiao hit Huihuo on the head with a knife, and Huihuo squatted down directly holding his head.

"You have to be polite when you speak. But Jizi, you really should drink less. You were just hungover yesterday and you started drinking again this morning!"

"It's okay, it's okay~" Jizi walked over with a dark face, then grabbed Huihuo's head with one paw and picked her up, pinched Huihuo's fat waist with the other hand, and said to her kindly:

“Yo yo yo, isn’t this our destined Valkyrie Hui Huo?

I didn’t even look carefully just now. My beloved Master Feihuo, why are your breasts so swollen? Oops, if this continues, your breasts will soon surpass mine~"

"Asshole! You big-breasted girl, let me go! You're calling me fat, right? You're done. It's best not to let me down. I'm a beautiful girl, how can I be fat!"

Hui Huo struggled fiercely in Ji Zi's hands, but how could Hui Huo break away from Ji Zi with the power of Hui Huo.

"Why are you laughing? Jiuxiao, come here and help me!"

"You'd better be punished." Jiuxiao did not choose to help Huihuo, but pinched Huihuo's belly with Jizi. It's fleshy and feels like a needle doesn't prick it. "Fei Huo, you have indeed gained a lot of weight. You need to start losing weight."

"You two are finished! Just wait and take one of my saboyou shots! Ahhhhh——"

Illustration.

Meiyi poked her head out of the kitchen when she heard the commotion, and then saw Himeko and Jiuxiao hanging Huihuo in the air, squeezing Huihuo's belly, and having a great time.

"Okay, okay, stop bullying Hui Huo and come and help me cook." Meiyi picked up a spatula and gave Jiuxiao and Jizi a spatula each, stopping the three of them from fighting. But Meiyi also quietly reached out and pinched Huihuo's belly, which made her unable to put it down.

Hui Huo, who landed on the ground, pinched his belly subconsciously, then his eyes lost their brightness and he collapsed on the ground. He kept saying "It's over, it's all over..." "I've really gotten fat..." "My breasts are bigger than Himeko..."

Illustration.

"As expected of colorless fertile fire, Cortana, have you taken the photo?" Jiuxiao said. He suddenly felt that the current Huihuo was very cute. It would be a pity that this kind of scene would not be preserved.

"Don't worry, Jiuxiao, I'm recording everything all the time, hehe." The villain Cortana said mischievously. She had been secretly filming Huihuo since she was picked up. Every time Huihuo was teased by everyone, Cortana would record it all. Not only Huihuo, she also recorded the intimate moments between Jiuxiao and Kiana. These are all beautiful memories worth keeping for her.

"You two bastards, delete it!!!"

Hui Huo, who was lying on the ground, jumped up and rushed towards Jiuxiao with his teeth and claws, but was caught by Mei Yi.

"Okay, okay, come and cook with me." Meiyi dragged Huihuo towards the kitchen, but made a gesture to Jiuxiao where Huihuo couldn't see her. Jiuxiao understood instantly, and asked Cortana to send a photo of Hui Huo's belly pinching to Mei.

Hui Huo kept struggling, but to no avail, so he could only help Mei Yi in the kitchen.

"No~ don't..."