Honkai Impact: Starting from Wandering with Kiana

"Speaking of which... He just took away Himeko's virginity, and then he ran out to hook up with other girls... Isn't that a bad idea?"

Jiuxiao was wearing a doll costume of the Mushroom King. He squatted on the street where he patrolled last night, picked up a twig and drew circles on the ground.

Performance art, the lonely and melancholy giant mushroom King Hoom.

Because Jiuxiao's clothes were still at Jizi's house, he didn't want to use Honkai energy to make one, so he simply went to the store, threw down a few gold ingots, and took out a set of yellow Homunculus doll clothes with a big red mushroom on its head.

It was just that the shop assistants seemed to think Jiu Xiao was a robber, because the gold ingots that Jiu Xiao casually threw smashed their glass counters, and they used it as a terrorist weapon...

"Where is that guy! Chase him!"

There was a sound of hurried footsteps, accompanied by the leader's roar, coming from far away.

Jiuxiao flicked his fingertips and the branch in his hand flew away.

"It doesn't matter. I'm nothing anyway."

He glanced sideways at the men in black clothes holding batons, benches and mobile phones in their hands, then slowly rubbed his shoes on the ground to erase the circles he had drawn.

"Asshole, give me back my clothes! They are not for sale!"

"Barking dog, the gold ingots I gave you are enough to buy your store, why can't I wear this dress?"

"Your money is fake, fake money!"

"What I gave you was gold ingots! How can real gold and silver become counterfeit currency?"

"All currency that does not have Queen Otto's portrait on it is counterfeit!"

"Shit Otto, shit world, I don't want Otto's head on my stuff!"

Jiuxiao raised his middle finger with disdain at those ignorant pig noses, then turned around and ran away.

Those who were chasing Jiuxiao suddenly stopped. They looked at each other in disbelief.

"Did he...just scold Queen Otto?"

"It's over, this is serious...Should we report it?"

"It's better not to do that, otherwise Queen Otto will cry secretly behind her back again."

"Don't talk nonsense. The Queen is still very majestic."

The group of people discussed for a long time, and finally decided to catch up with Jiuxiao first and take off the clothes of the Houmu doll that he had stolen.

How could Jiuxiao do as they wished? If his doll costume was stripped off, he would be left with only a pair of boxer shorts, which would be no different from running naked.

So at twelve o'clock late in the night, when everyone should have been sleeping peacefully, the streets were quiet.

At this moment, a group of aggressive shop assistants and security guards holding various weapons were chasing the big mushroom King Hoom who was pushing down various obstacles in front of them to block their progress.

Some people who just wanted to have fun took photos of the scene with their cell phones and posted them online.

Urban Weirdness: The Mushroom Homunculus Monster Being Chased by People

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Twelve o'clock midnight is not only the late night, but also the time when demons, ghosts and weird things begin to become active.

The vampire Theresa has also arrived at the street where she met Jiuxiao last night.

She hugged her knees, squatted in a shadowed corner, looked sideways at the entrance of the street, and waited quietly for someone to arrive.

She didn't know when Jiu Xiao would come, so she kept waiting here. But as time passed, her eyes dimmed.

The dim street lights, illuminating the faint fireflies, made Theresa, who seemed out of tune with the world, look so pitiful and lonely.

Suddenly, Theresa's nose moved, and she smelled the scent of Jiuxiao...

But this smell seems to be tainted with some strange fishy smell...

But that’s not important, what’s important is that he’s here!

Theresa stood up with joy, looking expectantly at the human who was about to emerge from the street entrance.

The next second, a figure appeared. Theresa's happy smile gradually froze, and finally turned into a frown.

What the hell is that Hom with a giant mushroom on his head?

Why does such a cute Hom doll have a big mushroom on its head?

Theresa was completely dumbfounded by Jiuxiao's funny Hom doll costume and stood there in a daze.

Behind the Hoom doll came a large group of aggressive residents and shop owners.

Half of them blamed Jiuxiao for stealing their goods, and the other half were people whose sleep was disturbed by the noise made by Jiuxiao.

"Stand still, you little brat. Stand still..."

"Climb, and you'll beat me if you stand still."

Jiuxiao yelled without looking back, and suddenly saw Theresa not far ahead.

"Oops! I accidentally played too much and we're already at the agreed location."

Jiuxiao turned around and waved to the guys who were chasing him, gesturing goodbye.

"I have something else to do, so I won't play with you guys anymore, bye~"

After saying that, Jiuxiao quickened his movements and increased his speed.

The distance that was originally between them and him was so close that they could almost catch him, but in the blink of an eye, it was completely pulled away.

Jiuxiao stretched out his hand, ready to pull Theresa to run away from here.

But Theresa, who had been standing there waiting for Jiuxiao, suddenly woke up as if from a dream. She ignored the hand Jiuxiao extended, turned around and ran away.

And... he runs faster than Jiuxiao now.

It was like a white shadow that flashed past everyone.

This time it was Jiuxiao's turn to be dumbfounded.

Originally, he had imagined that he would hold Theresa's hand and have a beautiful and romantic chase under the moon.

But he never expected that Theresa would abandon him and run away alone.

It’s very un-Teresa, but very vampire.

When the people behind him saw that Jiuxiao had instantly left them behind, they realized that they were being fooled by Jiuxiao and gave up the chase. Only a few people were still chasing.

Jiuxiao stopped, and then waited until those who were already running out of breath caught up with him, then he stretched out his feet one by one, tripping them one by one as they could no longer stop.

"I really admire your perseverance, but there is no reward. Goodbye."

After getting rid of the pursuers, Jiuxiao directly used the aura of Honkai energy to locate Theresa and go looking for her.

Although I don’t know why Theresa wanted to run away, but since she asked me out today, I can’t just break up without saying a word!