Siheyuan: If you have the butcher's knife in your hand, let's try again.

"You two are going to get some more furniture today. Within half a month, you will have the same amount of furniture at home as before."

“Within a month, the home must be restored to its previous appearance.”

Early the next morning, Jia Dongxu ordered Shazhu and Xu Damao.

Silly Zhu and Xu Damao are in a dilemma. It was already very difficult to find a few pieces of furniture yesterday.

Putting together the furniture in half a month is more difficult than reaching the sky.

"Hey, Jia Dongxu is driving us both to death."

Silly Zhu and Xu Damao really couldn't think of a way and decided to go to Lin Bai.

If there is any broken furniture in his house, he will come.

"No more, not a single thing left!"

Lin Bai asked them to go into the house and take a look. Sure enough, it was gone.

The broken furniture has been removed.

The two of them returned home dejectedly, unable to do anything.

"Silly Zhu, what should I do? There is really no other way."

"Don't make trouble, let me be quiet, I'm thinking of a solution."

After a while, Shazhu thought of a desperate way.

"Xu Damao, do you still remember the time when Mrs. Jia Zhang touched Lin Bai and said that Lin Bai hit her and wanted to pay 500 yuan in compensation?"

"Remember, why don't you remember? Lin Bai really lost the money, but later on the money was robbed. Jia Zhang insisted that I robbed it."

"That's right, how about we do the same thing?"

"You mean to ask someone to pay for medical expenses?"

"Correct!"

Silly Zhu nodded.

Currently, there is no better way.

Although this method is dangerous, it is the fastest way to make money.

Since Silly Zhu wanted to do it, Xu Damao naturally agreed.

So, the two of them went out and went to the street to check out some places.

"Silly Zhu, I have been observing for a short period of time. I should find a place with few people. If there are too many people, it will be inconvenient to move."

"Yes, I think so too. There are so many people gathered around to watch the fun, so it's hard to ask for money."

So, the two of them moved to another place where there were fewer people.

"Da Mao, there are not many people here, and there are cyclists. What do you think of this place?"

"I think it's okay, let's do it here."

After finding a place, the two squatted at a corner and planned a specific method of touching porcelain.

"Da Mao, someone is coming on a bicycle, so you jump on him and fall to the ground, pretending to be injured, and I come forward to ask for money."

"Why should I do dirty work? I won't agree!"

The two argued endlessly about who would take the blame, and then decided to switch.

One person does it once.

After making the decision, the two of them stood at the corner, waiting for people to pass by on bicycles.

After waiting for about ten minutes, someone finally came and came out of the alley on a bicycle.

"Hey, here it comes, here it comes, ready!!"

Xu Damao stared at the cyclist, waiting for his car to arrive.

He rushed out in a flash, preparing to collide with a car.

Just as he was about to hit the car, the cyclist braked suddenly.

The car stopped firmly in place.

Xu Damao jumped into the air, fell to the ground after taking off, and was left chewing mud.

"Oh, it hurts me to death."

The cyclist quickly got off the car and helped him up.

"Where did you fall?"

the cyclist asked, dusting him off.

Xu Damao just fell down, nothing serious.

"Look at how you walk. You suddenly rushed out and I almost hit you. Please be more careful when walking in the future."

Seeing that Xu Damao was fine, the cyclist got on his bike and drove away.

The first time he failed to touch porcelain, Xu Damao even fell down, which was not worth the gain.

"Xu Damao, your acting skills are too bad. You pounce on others even if they get close to you."

"In the end, I didn't touch the porcelain and even fell down."

Xu Damao was not happy because of the failure. Silly Zhu was still sarcastic and Xu Damao looked displeased.

"You are awesome, come on!"

"Come here and watch."

The two returned to the corner again, waiting for the cyclists to come over.

Not many people have bicycles in this day and age, so I waited for half an hour for one to arrive.

"Coming, coming, Silly Zhu, get ready."

It was the first time that Silly Zhu did such a thing, and he was still a little nervous.

He stared at the bicycle nervously.

When the bicycle was still three meters away from him, he rushed out.

Faced with the sudden change, the cyclist had no time to react, and the car hit the stupid pillar solidly.

"what!!"

Silly Zhu yelled and fell to the ground.

In order to gain trust, Silly Zhu lay on the ground holding his legs and rolling around.

The rider of the bicycle was a young man. He was very panicked when he hit someone and quickly got out of the car.

"Are you okay? Where did you hit?"

"It hurts, it hurts..."

Silly Zhu just hugged his legs and pretended to gnash his teeth.

"The collision was so serious, I'll take you to the hospital."

Silly Zhu didn't want to go to the hospital, so the matter of going to the hospital was revealed.

At this time, Xu Damao appeared on the stage.

When he saw the cyclist looking honest, he yelled at them.

"How did you ride your bike and hit someone!!"

When the young man saw Xu Damao's fierce look, he was instantly frightened.

"I, let's take him to the hospital for examination."

"I can't go. His wife is having a difficult childbirth. He was about to call the doctor, but he was hit by you. You are such a broom star."

"Then, tell me what to do."

"Loss of money, what else can I do?"

"How much compensation..."

"Look at him like this. He suffered a broken bone and it will take him half a year to recover. I'll pay you a hundred dollars!"

Hearing that the compensation would be [-], the young man burst into tears.

"I don't have that much!"

"Then how many do you have?"

"Five dollars!"

"Five dollars?!"

Xu Damao went up and slapped the young man.

"With such a small amount of money, do you think we are begging for food?"

"But, I really only have so much money."

The young man felt aggrieved and took out all the money he had. Indeed, it was only five yuan.

Silly Zhu was hit hard this time, and it was such a loss for only five yuan.

"Five dollars is definitely not enough. You can keep the car."

When he heard that the car was going to be impounded, the young man cried even louder and his knees went weak and he knelt down.

"Don't impound my car. This car is not mine, it belongs to my friend. If you impound it, he will definitely cause trouble for me."

Silly Zhu and Xu Damao were heartbroken when they heard that the car was borrowed.

No wonder this man had no money. It turned out that he was borrowing someone else's car to pretend to be a big-tailed wolf.

"You borrowed someone else's bike to ride if you don't have money. If you let me see you riding someone else's bike next time, I'll see if I don't beat you to death."

"get out!!"

Xu Damao gave the young man two slaps on the head and let him go.

The young man thanked him profusely, got on the car, and ran away in a mess.

After the young man left, Shazhu was still on the ground and Xu Damao helped him up.

"Okay, stop pretending, he's gone, get up."

Silly Zhu touched his knees and bared his teeth.

"Oh, I'm not pretending, it really hurts!"

When he pounced on him just now, Silly Zhu used too much force and hit him hard.

It took a while to calm down, but it still didn't come over.

Xu Damao had no choice but to pick him up, help him aside, and let him sit on the stone to rest.

"At least it's five dollars, Silly Zhu. You can take a break. I'll come next time."

The two of them waited at the corner for the cyclist to pass by.

This time, after waiting for less than 5 minutes, a bicycle came over.

And, ride fast!