How did you, a prisoner on death row, become an important weapon of the country? Yecheng Gao Weiming

now!

The beautiful female host and the director in military uniform were sitting on the studio stage.

The host said with a smile.

"Boss, I think a lot of people are paying attention to our column. Now the number of people online has exceeded [-] million, and it's still rising."

"In all my years of working in the industry, I have never seen so many people watching a program at the same time."

"Can we start today's interview column?"

The director laughed and nodded.

"No problem, host, you can ask questions at any time."

"Okay then, our column officially begins!"

It was obviously the first time for the female host to host such a column that was watched by over [-] million people, and she seemed very nervous.

she said softly.

"Um... Bureau Chief, like what happened yesterday, our Dragon Kingdom usually holds a press conference to explain the matter. I don't understand why we are asked to come out to pay attention to this matter for the majority of netizens, even the people of the country, and overseas. People involved in the matter, please answer your doubts.”

When asked this question, all netizens nodded.

Yes!

With such big things happening one after another, why doesn't the spokesperson come out with a statement and let the bureau chief fool us?

If we do this, can international public opinion be calmed?

But the bureau representative blinked and looked at the live broadcast camera.

"Because, what happened yesterday was really too small! There is really nothing to hold a press conference for!"

Ok?

As soon as this was said, all netizens were stunned at the same time.

What!

Is this a small matter?

George was captured, the fighter plane was destroyed, and the Dragon Kingdom nuclear weapons were installed?

What incident should not cause a sensation all over the world?

Stop it, sir.

Does it really have to start a global war to be considered a big event?

The Bureau has answered the questions of water friends.

"Hey! This nonsense has no place on the table."

He faced the live camera and even raised his fingers.

"Look! Let's analyze what happened yesterday one by one."

"First: George Vincent is captured!"

"It was only after we in the Dragon Kingdom arrested someone that we found out that his name was George Vincent and that he was an employee of the Eagle Sauce Intelligence Department."

"But no matter who the other party is, in our eyes, they are foreigners."

"No matter what the reason is, if a foreigner accidentally enters the border of the Dragon Kingdom, he will first violate the laws of the Dragon Kingdom."

"We took him away for questioning reasonably and legally. There is no need to hold a press conference for this matter, right?"

"So many people break in or sneak out every day? Do we have to say it again? Then our comrades at the press conference must die of exhaustion?"

Ok?

As soon as the director said this, all the water friends were happy.

I rely on!

This is obviously a stolen concept.

I don't care who you are, George. You are a foreigner anyway. Since you entered the Dragon Kingdom's border by mistake, you have violated the laws of the Dragon Kingdom.

Sorry, I'll take you back and interrogate you later.

Those who break in and those who sneak out every day are like crucian carp crossing the river.

Do we all have to say it again?

troublesome!

Hahahaha...

Friends in the water burst into laughter, feeling that it really made sense.

Bureau Zuo has already moved his second finger.

"Second! Yingjiang also said in the press conference that they donated three planes to the north for free."

"The plane crashed because of the pilot's unskilled operation. Doesn't it have anything to do with us?"

"Besides, the internal news I heard is that the three planes all crashed in the northern area."

"This has nothing to do with our Dragon Kingdom! Do they have Tathagata Divine Palm and want to tell us Dragon Kingdom people?"

Ok?

As soon as Bureau Zuo said these words, fans all over the Internet burst into laughter again.

Yes!

Three foreign military planes crashed in foreign territory, which has nothing to do with our Dragon Kingdom.

You yourself said that we were not responsible for the fight. How could we take the initiative to admit it?

There is really no need to hold a press conference for this trivial matter.

"third!"

Bureau seat spread another finger.

"Some netizens photographed a C17 with four Eagle Sauce tanks landing at Jiangcheng Airport."

"Yingjiang claims that our Dragon Kingdom special service personnel snatched it away!"

Having said this, the director looked serious.

"I'm here to warn Yingjiang, you can eat randomly, but you can't talk nonsense!"

"Obviously it was your Eagle Sauce that sold four main battle tanks to other countries. Because of the heavy fog last night, they were lost and had no choice but to make an emergency landing at Jiangcheng Airport in our country!"

"In order to ensure the safety of aircraft, we specifically cleared the entire airport, causing dozens of aircraft delays."

"In addition, a large number of armed police special police personnel and medical fire fighters were dispatched to ensure their safety."

"If you don't believe me, I can show you the rescue video of the C17 crew to prove that what I said is not false at all."

As he spoke, the director waved his hand, and everyone was immediately attracted to the big screen behind him.

I rely on?

Is there any video evidence?

But when the big screen changed, six figures who were obviously crew members appeared.

However, these buddies are obviously not in good condition and are lying on a hospital bed at the moment.

All of them had bruises and swollen faces, and the cameras were pointed at them.

He still gave a thumbs up to the camera and said with a smile in Chinese.

"Long Kingdom, awesome!"

Hahahaha!

All the water friends couldn't hold back their laughter.

Yete Niang doesn’t know how our Dragon Kingdom special service personnel allowed these six brothers to learn the Dragon Kingdom dialect overnight.

Everything on the screen is back in the studio.

Even the female host couldn't hold back.

She held back her smile and asked, "Director, are these six people the C17 crew members?"

"What happened to them, and why do they all look bruised and swollen?"

The director smiled and said: "They? Of course they have experienced inhuman things... Oh, no! Forgive my slip of the tongue, they have naturally experienced very good treatment."

"But when I got off the plane, because it was dark and the road was slippery, I accidentally fell a few times and suffered some minor injuries."

"But now you have also seen that they are well fed and clothed, and are recovering from their injuries in the hospital arranged by our Dragon Kingdom."

"Oh? So that's it! So when do you think they, or rather when will this C17 be able to take off again and return to their own country?"

The female host asked worriedly.

They are going to perform sales missions and transport tanks to stimulate the battlefield.

Now that we are stuck in the Dragon Kingdom because of the trek, what should we do?

The director sighed after hearing this, with a sad look on his face.

"Hiss... As the saying goes, it takes a hundred days to break your muscles and bones!"

"As far as I know, these foreign friends are all seriously injured. It feels like they need to rest for at least half a year or more!"

"In addition, their planes and tanks had many malfunctions when they landed."

"You know, if these things malfunction, it can be fatal!"

"In order to carry forward the humanitarian spirit, we have now dismantled the aircraft and tanks on the spot!"

"We will send them off respectfully after the repairs are completed!"

"But I have to make a point!"

He looked at the camera awkwardly.

"It's easy to disassemble but difficult to assemble! Especially not the aircraft and tanks independently developed by our Dragon Kingdom."

"If after assembly, you find that an engine, fire control system, radar system, etc. are missing, don't blame us for our lack of skills, Yingjiang!"

boom!

As soon as this was said, water friends all over the Internet could no longer hold back.

Shameless!

Shameless!

But Bureau, we just like how shameless you are.

Hahahahaha...

Accompanied by everyone's laughter.

The female host finally asked the most critical question of the day.

"Secretary! Ying Jiang said that we are developing nuclear weapons devices and destroying the peace of the world."

"What do you have to say about this?"

As soon as he said this, the director's expression suddenly changed.

The entire Internet, including overseas water friends, including the melon-eating people of Yingjiang, all held their breath.

Everyone can't wait to know.

Long Guo, what project are you studying!