As a descendant of Nuwa, what’s wrong with having a little skill?

"Hey, hey, what are you doing!"

Lao Zhang repeatedly shouted to stop, just forget about messing around outside. This is someone else's house and they are destroying people's things. The host's house will definitely not welcome them.

There was no way, all three of them wanted to drink water as soon as possible.

"Punch, one punch determines the outcome, whoever wins drinks first!" Whitening advice.

The eyes of the three of them were full of fighting spirit, but they also knew that this was the best way, okay, punch!

"Rock, paper, scissors!" Whitening lived up to expectations and became the last one.

The skinny monkey-like man was the first to take the water ladle, and took a gentle peck as if he were tasting delicious food in the world. "This tastes really good. If you soak it in Yuqian Longjing, it will taste like..."

"Hurry up and drink, we are still waiting!" The short man couldn't help but urge the thin monkey, so he just drank some water and acted like, "You are the only one who can taste tea?" Pretending.

The skinny monkey heard the urging and said nothing. He drank from the cow and the water in the ladle reached the bottom. He gave it to the short man and said, "Fetch water yourself!"

"Go by yourself, just go by yourself, who are you!" The short man fetched water directly by the water tank and drank a lot. This made Li Jingqi, who was sitting at the foot of the stove, couldn't help but stare. He was seeing the real version of Zhu Bajie Niu Drinking.

"Are you a pig? Leave some for me to drink!" Mei Bai walked into the kitchen and couldn't help but urge.

"There's a tank of water, can you drink it all?" The short man sprayed his whitening face with a mouth full of saliva.

Bai Bai wiped the saliva off her face and washed the ladle in disgust, "Get out of here when you've had enough. The tank is full of your saliva!"

Seeing four people queuing up to drink water, Li Jingqi couldn't help but whisper, "Is it illegal to drink water from a bowl?"

I saw a suspended cupboard above the water tank, with various large and small bowls stacked in layers.

The air at this moment was suddenly too quiet, and the only sound that could be heard was the crackling sound of firewood burning.

"It's not illegal, it's just that people don't have good brains and are a bit stupid!" Lao Zhang couldn't help but slap his forehead. He said that these guys were motion sick and had bad brains. How could he be stupid too? He was so stupid. .

"Okay, okay, when you calm down, wash your hands and get ready to eat. Xiaoqi, get some charcoal to cover the vomit, otherwise they won't be able to eat anymore!"

Mr. Li told Li Jingqi to go to work. If there is so much vomit, it will smell even worse tomorrow.

Li Jingqi muttered, dug out a dustpan of plant ash from the foot of the stove, pinched her nose and walked out.

"Little brother, I'll do it, I'll do it..." No matter how thick-skinned Lao Zhang was, he was too embarrassed to let Li Jingqi handle their vomit alone. He was just about to reach out and take the dustpan.

"Let him go! There is no reason to let guests work!" Mr. Li just opened the lid of the pot, and the smell of food that hit his face, how to describe it...

Lao Zhang didn't know how to describe it. His body was much more honest than his mouth. He extended one hand to Li Jingqi and couldn't help but look into the pot.

Five big heads gathered around the stove, and their mouths were actually the most honest. No, they all swallowed their saliva in unison.

"Uncle, what did you do? Why does it smell so good? I saw that the pot was stewed with bacon and potatoes. What good ingredients were put in it? I, Lao Zhang, have never smelled such an alluring smell after traveling all over the country for so many years!" Lao Zhang wiped his saliva with the back of his hand. It was embarrassing, so embarrassing that he couldn't control his mouth.

Mr. Li shoveled the potatoes into the big basin with a shovel. The potatoes were mixed with the smell of meat, which made the five people's eyes follow the shovel up and down. A piece of meat accidentally fell from the shovel onto the stove.

The thin monkey immediately reached out and picked it up. "It won't stick to the dust in three seconds. Let me taste it!" The thin monkey shouted twice and threw it into his mouth.

The bacon had just come out of the pan, so the temperature was so hot that the thin monkey was so hot that he couldn't bear to spit it out. He kept fanning his mouth with one hand and gave Mr. Li a thumbs up with the other hand.

The other four people looked at the skinny monkey with regret. He was worthy of being called a monkey because he had the most agile movements. They were too slow and suffered a big loss.

Skinny Monkey is the best eater among the five of them. They say that people who can eat are fat. But Skinny Monkey is definitely a weirdo in the food world. He loves to eat but is pickier.

While others who love delicious food tend to gain weight as they eat more, he becomes thinner and thinner as he eats more. He is even picky about food to the point of morbidity.

His wife scolded him for having a mental illness, and he saw several psychiatrists to no avail. Seeing that he was about to starve to death, someone else gave him an idea to change his hobby to fishing instead of focusing on food all day long. Not to mention that Shouhou really fell in love with fishing.

Men's hobbies are nothing more than a few categories, playing with poles, playing cars, playing chess, photography...

Skinny Monkey was really led into the fisherman's pit with sticks. His fishing skills were not very good, so he loved to buy all kinds of fishing rods. He stocked up a lot of goods at home. Out of interest, he often found bamboo to make his own.

Skinny Monkey, who had other hobbies, was finally not killed by a breath of immortality. Occasionally, he would catch a few wild fish home, and the whole family would unanimously praise his creations.

Let’s get back to the topic, how delicious is something that can make a skinny monkey burn his legs and make him reluctant to spit it out?

Lao Zhang and the other two men immediately looked at Mr. Li with their eyes shining brightly.

"Uncle, let me serve it for you!" Old Zhang was also very realistic. He turned around and immediately reached out to Mr. Li. Which one is more comfortable to do, serve the delicious and fragrant food or clean up the vomit of the four meat-and-vegetarian men? He can still tell the difference.

Li Jingqi had already put his hand in the air. When he saw Lao Zhang retracting his hand, he couldn't help but complain in his heart. It was too much. He couldn't stop himself from vomiting?

"I'll get the bowl!" Meibai was very eye-catching, and it was a neat movement in order to eat as quickly as possible.

Not to be outdone, the native dog and skinny monkey carried the stool and cleared the table, but it was obvious that he had just vomited.

Just like children in a kindergarten, they quickly sat down and looked at Lao Zhang eagerly, waiting to be fed.

Mr. Li smiled and looked at the black and white young man, who was actually a group of children. Seeing that he was greedy, he poured the vegetable vegetables into the pot and stir-fried them. One pot of stew should not be enough for five grown men.

"Old man, stop working so hard. In fact, we have all eaten before. Come and have a bite too!" The five of them knew the etiquette and left the first place to Mr. Li.

Mr. Li waved his hand, "You guys eat, you guys eat. As we get older, we eat too late and can't digest it!"

"Then the little brother and the little girl..." Lao Zhang turned around and saw Li Jingqi retching while throwing away ashes outside the door.

He immediately turned around and expressed his apologies. The vomit was really disgusting and he couldn't bear it, let alone an outsider. Thank you for your hard work, please give him more money before leaving.

The little girl Feng Liqi walked into the kitchen quietly at some point, sat calmly on the empty seat at the top, and looked at Lao Zhang with faint eyes.

It seems to be saying that the rice cooker is next to you, but you still don’t want to cook?

Lao Zhang was stunned for a moment when he looked at Feng Liqi. This girl, no matter how she looked at her, looked evil. She was wearing white clothes and still glowed faintly at night.

The old man looked very polite, yelling at his grandson, but he was very polite to this girl.

The most important thing is that every time he meets the little girl's eyes, he can't help but want to kneel down. Just like now, he can understand the meaning of the little girl's eyes at a glance, and he immediately takes the bowl and scoops up the little girl full of it. A big bowl of rice!