As a descendant of Nuwa, what’s wrong with having a little skill?
Chapter 18 No Fish
"Oh my god! Is it the great Creator or the great craftsmen of the past? How could they build such a beautiful statue in such a big pool? It's so beautiful. How did this stone come in? Or did they just cut it out of the mountain? They carved out statues of gods and later formed pools of water!”
The thin monkey patted Li Jingqi on the shoulder, "Young man, I just wanted to say that you added a filter and the special effects were so fake. Now it turns out that your photography skills are too poor. You didn't make the statues of gods lifelike and miraculous." Come on, I need to hire a professional photographer. This statue in your village can be applied for as a cultural relic. Even if it cannot be applied for as a cultural relic, it is at least a protected building!"
Li Jingqi kept her mouth shut and said nothing, even though his video had such a high likes rate, he actually said that the video he took was fake, youcanyouup, nocannobb.
But no one paid attention to Li Jingqi’s expression. Everyone was obsessed with this beautiful scenery. After quietly admiring it for a few minutes, they took out their mobile phones and started taking pictures. This place is magical. The waterfall is very majestic when viewed up close. Walking a few steps away from the pond, you will feel that it is not so noisy at a distance. The pond is still very calm. You can see the bottom of the pond at a glance, and you can also vaguely see the shadows of swimming fish.
Seeing that the hunter was so busy, several people found a suitable location and started to make a nest. Lao Zhang kept swinging the pole to test the depth of the pool. Finally, they selected the equipment and even the fish guards were ready. In their eyes, this place was perfect. If no one catches fish, they are definitely stupid fish. With their skills, they can probably go down to have a meal with the farmers at noon, and return home with a full load easily in the afternoon.
Five minutes have passed...
Ten minutes have passed...
Thirty minutes have passed...
None of the five people moved their floats.
"This is unscientific!" The native dog couldn't help it. He stood up and changed positions to make a nest. The short man also stood on the fishing box and looked around. He could see many small fry beside the pool. Even if he couldn't catch the cockroach, other fish could. It's time to take the bait. They used professional fishing bait. There was no movement at all for half a day. It's really incredible.
The five people changed positions and changed hooks and lines one after another. The fisherman continued to fight regardless of the air force. Suddenly, the mobile phone in Lao Zhang's bag rang, and Lao Zhang answered the phone with a worried expression.
"Hey, I'm at the place. The scenery is nice. There are fish in the pond, including big fish. These fish are very stupid and they can be caught every time. If you don't believe me, I'll send you a photo. Come quickly!" Lao Zhang hung up the phone. The other four people raised their mouths and didn't even look at him. Only Li Jingqi, who was squatting next to watching the excitement, looked at Lao Zhang in surprise.
"Brother Zhang, you didn't catch any fish and you actually talked a lot to me?" You don't want to trick your friends like this!
Lao Zhang rolled his eyes at Li Jingqi and said, "Kid, you don't understand. If I say our air force is gone, no one will come to your place. Look, I will bring you a few more people here, and you can charge a few more guide fees!" "
How can I let fishing friends know about the embarrassing fact that I didn’t catch any fish? It’s too embarrassing.
"But didn't you say you wanted to make a video?" Yu Hu doesn't even have fish, so how can you deceive people?
"It's not that the signal is bad. The video can't be sent out. Just send it out later. I still don't believe it. We can't catch a fish in one day. If we don't catch one fish in one day, we set up camp and fish for two days. If we don't catch it in two days, we fish for three days. , fishing is about mood, sentiment and perseverance.”
"Are you sure it's not just because you can't catch a fish?" Li Jingqi muttered in a low voice. It felt like a few fishing brothers who thought they were masters suddenly encountered a waterloo and were angry. He had conveyed what Feng Liqi said early in the morning. If you can fish, But I can't catch it. This lady really didn't lie. The fish here are too good.
He didn't mention people during the day or ghosts at night. Just when Li Jingqi thought of Feng Liqi, a fragrant wind blew by, and Feng Liqi appeared next to him.
"You..." I was scared to death. Li Jingqi patted her chest and was speechless. Can being a god mean that she can appear and disappear? It can also be scary in broad daylight.
Feng Liqi stared at Lao Zhang's cell phone closely, "Isn't there no signal on the mountain? Why can he answer the phone?"
Only then did Li Jingqi notice, yes, Brother Zhang had just answered the phone. When he looked at his box, there were two twinkling iron bumps next to him. "Sister, don't think about it. I brought a private small signal receiver." , each one is at least more than [-] yuan, and the expensive ones are hundreds of thousands. I can’t afford it, and my grandfather can’t afford it! If you want to go online, you’d better go down the mountain!”
"Yesterday you called me little sister, but today you call me big sister?" Feng Liqi walked up to Lao Zhang and took a closer look at the two iron bumps. Even gods don't know science. She knows how to block signals and enhance signals...
More than [-], hundreds of thousands, tsk tsk, she doesn't have a penny in current banknotes, not to mention the unit of ten thousand. The mobile phone belongs to Xiaoyuan Korea. It can be used for two days, but she is embarrassed to occupy it for a long time.
How to get some money? Are there more fish in the pond? How about letting this brat sell fish live? But the mountain road was rugged and the fish would go rancid by the time he shipped it out, so it was not feasible.
Feng Liqi was still thinking about how to make some money to buy a signal receiver. She said that the fastest way was in the past when she was at the height of her popularity. The emperor would personally come over to give her gold, silver and jewelry, which she would use for offerings. It's not over, now...she is worse than the bastard in the wishing pool in the temple outside the mountain.
How about we show some miracles to these people, let them go out to advertise, and let Xiao Yuanchao make a merit box. Maybe someone will come to donate money. She doesn't know anything else, so she is relatively good at begging for children. of.
"There are no fish in this pool! Or is there no movement at all?" After a long time, Skinny Monkey finally couldn't sit still, "Little Li, can you tell me the video is not synthesized? To be honest, we looked at the scenery and felt I won’t hit you, time is not wasted like this. If we really can’t catch any fish, we can go to your house down the mountain to buy some food or something, and try to get home early.”
When it comes to buying vegetables, the five people nodded in unison. It's not that fishing has never happened in the Air Force, but it's too rare for five people to be in the Air Force. Shouhou is right. Instead of wasting time, it's better to go to Li Jingqi's house to buy some farm food, rice, etc. To be honest, they even ate the sweet potato porridge for breakfast and still couldn't get enough of it.
This tastes really good. If I don’t have any fish to take home, I can still explain myself by bringing some grains and vegetables, so I just say that I’m getting fish in exchange.
Li Jingqi expressed that he was unjustly accused. It would be great if he could edit the video so that 90% of people could not see it, and he could make a professional living. He would only be able to do ordinary filming and dubbing, and there was really no fraud at all.
Li Jingqi didn't know how to complain, and looked helplessly at Feng Liqi. It's all your fault. How about you explain?
Feng Liqi, however, was still immersed in looking at the radio station. This thing also had a password, which was difficult to copy.
"F*ck!" At this moment, Lao Zhang suddenly said, "There are many ways to insult me, why are you doing this..."
Several people looked over and couldn't help laughing. They saw a super big grass carp swimming on its back in front of Lao Zhang's fishing rod. Yes, you read that right, it was really a backstroke. When several people came over, this big fat carp was swimming on its back. The fish turned over quickly and spat water at them! It feels a bit like a pea shooter, but the range is a bit short!
"MD, have the fish here become sperm?" Lao Zhang found it incredible. As a fisherman with more than ten years of fishing experience, he has never seen anything other than catching a float. This is the first time he has encountered a fish to provoke him. They need to find a copycat to teach this fish the rules!
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