As a descendant of Nuwa, what’s wrong with having a little skill?

Speaking of chicken, Li Jingqi reflexively turned around and looked over. He didn't know if his family bucket was wet by the water droplets splashed by the waterfall. Who said dogs don't eat it, but he, a single dog, just loves to eat it!

Hey hey hey? Why are all the barrels missing? Li Jingqi jumped up and said, "It's broken, Grandpa, look, just now you chased me away, and all our family buckets are gone. I bought them for 139 yuan, who can steal them for me?"

"It's gone?" Mr. Li also stood up, "It's impossible. There's only one entrance and exit here, and it's blocked by you and me. There aren't any wild animals in the mountains, so how could it be missing? Did you fall into the pool because you didn't prepare it properly?" Mr. Li looked into the water. Logically speaking, something with such a large amount of oil and gas should have some splashes, but the water surface did not change at all.

"Grandpa!" Li Jingqi said with a dark face, "You pay for my family's bucket. You said you would give it to me after you paid homage to the empress. I bought it. Now it's gone. You pay for me..."

The custom in his hometown is that after paying homage to the Bodhisattva ancestors, children can eat tributes. It is said that it can protect the children from getting sick. Li Jingqi doesn't like to eat roast chicken. Thinking that he is the only young man in the village and there are no children, the fried chicken must be his. He spent a huge sum of money to buy it, but he lost his wife and lost his troops.

"Okay, I asked you why the roasted chicken turned into fried chicken. It turns out it was your kid who caused the mess." Mr. Li couldn't help but give Li Jingqi another slap, "How can a lady treat you like this? You still want to find a wife in the future?" , you should be a bachelor for the rest of your life!"

"Grandpa, are you your biological child? I can't find my daughter-in-law. It's your queen. Please help me find it. Is there some cat or dog that stole my fried chicken?" Li Jingqi still doesn't give up. .

Mr. Li calmly sat down and lit a leaf cigarette in front of the waterfall, "Why are you cats and dogs? Since your young generation received godless education, no one has gone up the mountain to worship the mountain god, and the mountain god's queen has no food to eat. Where are the cats and dogs coming to steal the tributes?"

The little man sitting in the palm of the statue nodded, right? It's been a long time since she made an offering to her, and she woke up hungry. She couldn't help but steal some food when she saw it. Bah, no, this was originally offered to her. Yes, what kind of stealing is this?

Li Jingqi searched around but couldn't find the family bucket. She finally gave up and sat down beside Mr. Li, tilting her head and looking at Mr. Li, "Grandpa, I don't understand. Why do you older generations worship mountain gods? How come my dad They don't believe it. What is the mountain god? A stone? Or is it the mountain spirit and monster in the TV series? I think the god is a female Bodhisattva. Other mountain gods are all male, so why is our mountain god here a female? What is her origin?"

"Mountain gods are naturally mountain gods. How can they be stone mountain spirits and monsters? Your father and others don't believe it because they were born after the founding of the People's Republic of China. At that time, it was said that after the founding of the People's Republic of China, they were not allowed to become spirits. Many mountain spirits and monsters had no way out and disappeared. They haven’t seen it, and I don’t blame them.”

"You said it as if you've seen it before?" Li Jingqi couldn't help complaining.

"Of course I have seen it!" Mr. Li was extremely proud when he mentioned this. "I was still young at that time. The whole country of China suffered from a once-in-a-century drought. Only our place had good weather. No one else knew why. But our waterfalls and pools were flooded with water. I don’t know how many of them are hidden from outsiders and don’t let outsiders come in.”

"Others only thought our place had good Feng Shui. At that time, only the men in our village knew that. Every first and fifteenth day of the Lunar New Year, the clan leader would lead us up the mountain to give a roast chicken to the mountain god. I was in my teens at the time, and the village chief said no. Looking around, I had to kneel down properly. I was ignorant at the time, so I raised my head secretly, and happened to see a girl who was smaller than you. She was beautiful, sitting..."

Mr. Li raised his head and looked at the flat palm of the goddess statue. He stretched out his hand tremblingly, unable to utter a word for a long time.

"Hey, hey, hey, old man, don't scare me, you're not having a stroke! Master..." Li Jingqi supported Mr. Li and shook his body. Following Mr. Li's gaze, he saw the compassionate goddess in his hand. It used to be holding a jade purification bottle, but now there is a free hand, and in the hand sits a beautiful girl wearing white clothes, with black hair reaching her ankles, and eating a chicken leg in her mouth.

Realizing that the two of them had seen her, the girl raised the chicken leg and waved, "Xiao Yuanchao, don't say that both dogs and cats will eat this chicken. I think it's quite delicious and I don't want to share it with the dogs!"

Mr. Li knelt down and said, "Shan...Shan...Mountain Goddess...are you awake?"

Mountain god? Li Jingqi looked at Mr. Li in disbelief.

Come on, it couldn't be that his grandfather deliberately found someone to act in order to deceive him into offering sacrifices every year in the future. Not to mention a real fairy, something like that is more beautiful than the fairies in many TV dramas nowadays.

Li Jingqi looked at Mr. Li with a sly look. I didn't expect you to be such an old man. You are always playing tricks. You always find such a beautiful girl to act. If you want to urge him to get out of his bachelor's degree and play some kind of mountain god, just tell him to introduce her to him as his girlfriend. He promises to be single in no time!

Unexpectedly, Mr. Li knelt down and cried, "Mountain Goddess, you are still as graceful as ever after so many years. I have become an old man from a young boy. I didn't teach my descendants well, and I didn't even give them incense in time." You offered it to me and made you suffer!”

Li Jingqi was dumbfounded. The old man's acting skills were inferior to those in this small mountain village! His acting skills are not enough to be considered a seasoned actor, but he is more than enough to win over young actors with low traffic.

The more Li Jingqi watched, the more he felt that Mr. Li's acting was exaggerated, and he burst into tears. He crossed his arms across his chest and said, "Grandpa, stop acting. I won't be fooled. I..."

But the girl standing on the five-meter-high statue suddenly took a step forward.

"This is not..." Wia, please be careful. Li Jingqi almost wanted to run into the pool and reach out to catch the girl.

However, they saw that the falling waterfall naturally traveled one step at a time, and just happened to be laid at the girl's feet. The girl's body was covered with peach blossoms, and she stepped on the waterfall ladder and came to the two of them.

Li Jingqi was dumbfounded, Damn, is this a special effect I can see without spending fifty cents?

Li Jingqi rubbed his eyes vigorously. I must be awake and dreaming!

However, the girl walked directly to Mr. Li and gave him a disgusted look, "Xiao Yuanchao, you were ugly when you were a child, but you didn't expect to be old and ugly now. How about it? Do you want me to pinch your face this time? "

"Mother!" Mr. Li was still kneeling on the ground and sobbing.

The girl shook her head in disgust, "I can cry even more than when I was a child! Is it still better than when I was young? I was not afraid of anything, even if I was bitten by a wolf, I wouldn't cry?"

Li Jingqi's eyes almost popped out of his head. When did his grandfather have such great achievements? Have you ever cried if you were bitten by a wolf?

Li Jingqi immediately raised his head. It must be a fake. If it was true, could his grandfather hold back from blowing it? This old man is really bad. In order to deceive him, he had to create a heroic image for himself.

"Let me help you!" The girl just touched Mr. Li's forehead, "Help you find your youth..."

Li Jingqi's eyes widened in circles, "You still want to act, right? I'll see how you act..."

But the girl took back her hand in frustration, "Oh, I've been hungry for too long, and my magic power is gone..."

Li Jingqi burst out laughing, knowing that the two of them were performing a double act here!