As a descendant of Nuwa, what’s wrong with having a little skill?
Chapter 371 The mountain god is very clever
After the three of them cleaned up, they actually washed the pots and dishes, leaving everything else in a mess, and then went up the mountain to worship the Mountain Goddess.
When they arrived at the Mountain God Pond, Li Zhao and his wife were not surprised at all, but Huo Yiting was shocked by everything in front of her. Wasn't it? Such a small village actually hides such a beautiful waterfall, such a blue deep pool, and Such a majestic statue was so shocking that she was dumbfounded at the door.
Li Zhao and his wife had already walked up to the altar very skillfully. Li Zhao first offered incense and knelt down. Nie Tongshan put the offerings away. Li Zhao clasped his hands together, kowtowed three times, and shouted loudly, "Mountain Goddess, please come up again." Believer Li Zhao, I sincerely ask the Mountain Goddess to bless me and let me win the Best Actor award again for this year’s movie, I don’t want to run away with you!”
The comment area was instantly cleared. Is Li Zhao already letting himself go? Is this what they can hear?
Huo Yiting was dumbfounded when she stood at the entrance. Brother, did you forget to broadcast live? Can you say this?
But after Li Zhao got up, Nie Tongshan also knelt down and bowed three times, "Mother, I have been preparing for pregnancy for three years, and I have been happy every year. This year, I am preparing for pregnancy under your nose. You have mercy and give me a child." !”
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I’m going to delete all the words I typed in the barrage. Are these couple crazy and don’t want to be in the entertainment industry anymore? Can you say these things? Isn’t this black history? What else can you do besides making people laugh? Just make your opponent a laughing stock.
After the two of them paid their respects, they both looked at Huo Yiting.
Huo Yiting: I wonder if I can run away now? Aren’t all wishes made in the heart? It's so embarrassing to speak out your inner thoughts out loud.
Li Zhao motioned her to hurry up and go home to confirm the decoration plan. Their program was good and they didn't pretend to be poor. They could earn a lot of krypton gold for completing tasks, and they were sponsored by Yuji's father, the sponsor.
As if going to the guillotine, Huo Yiting reluctantly walked onto the stage and learned to light the scented wax.
"Mountain Goddess, my name is Huo Yiting. I want...I want to get full marks in the exam..."
Li Zhaogang showed a relieved smile when he saw a little squirrel popping up its big furry head on the peach tree and covering its mouth with one paw, as if it was snickering.
Huo Yiting broke the pot and said, "Okay, okay, Mountain Goddess, please bless me. I don't want to study or film. I want to find a place to lie down, eat and wait until death. I just don't pursue it. You can help me." Me!"
With a pop, a peach fell and rolled down the pond to Huo Yiting. Huo Yiting looked at Li Zhao doubtfully, what does this peach mean? Is it broken or was it picked off by a squirrel? Why does Li Zhao's expression look so... like seeing shit?
What's wrong with her that she just doesn't seek to make progress? Why should people stand and compete for height when they can lie down? Life is only a few decades, so isn't it good to enjoy it in time?
"My Majesty will not grant your wishes! I just think you are in good spirits and will reward you with a peach. I hope you will work harder!"
A voice suddenly came from the entrance. The three of them turned around and Li Jingqi walked in. "Hello, I am the agent of the mayor of Jingu Village. I will tell you some tasks that you must do when you stay in Jingu Village."
"Why do you say that the empress will not fulfill my wish? She already gave me peaches, didn't she?" Huo Yiting picked up the peaches in the water. She had not seen such beautiful peaches in a long time. The skin was as thin as paper and pink and white. Like a tender baby, he kept tempting her to take a quick bite.
Li Jingqi smiled slightly, "Because the empress likes people who can lie down and never stand. She hopes that her believers will be strong enough to worship her. How can she make believers lazier than her? If you don't believe me, try eating a peach. Try it out?”
ah? And such a weird fairy? Li Zhao and his wife were also shocked by Li Jingqi's explanation. They couldn't help but look back and said, "You are such a queen. We misjudged you."
[Slandering gods, acting village chief, you are finished! 】
[That makes sense. Isn’t the Clay Bodhisattva just waiting for people to worship it? If we are all ruined, who will they rely on for support? 】
[However, if the empress can bless me with a successful career, I am willing to worship her and let her lie down. 】
【I am willing too! Make a wish, my empress will bless me to win the lottery, and I will give you an offering! 】
[Ha, I'm used to Captain Marvel talking so freely. I feel like the queen is also used to it. If the queen had the spirit, she would kick this guy off the mountain. 】
Li Jingqi also looked at the mountain god statue, sister, did you hear it? I said bad things about you again, and I said it in front of many people. The number of viewers of Li Zhao's live show has exceeded one million. Wake up and beat me up!
It's a pity that the mountain god statue is still smiling.
Huo Yiting held the peach in front of her in confusion, making sure it was edible. Li Zhao licked his lips.
[He is greedy. He is greedy. I bet you a dime that Brother Zhao will definitely eat peaches. 】
[Who can give me a link? I want to buy this peach. It looks very delicious! 】
[Xiaoting, if we are good friends, you can send it to me to try. In my experience, peaches that fall naturally from the tree must be bad. You are still young and cannot eat them. 】
[Ha, the abacus beads from upstairs have jumped into my face. 】
When Huo Yiting saw that Li Zhao didn't look like he was joking, she carefully tore open a little bit of the skin, and the whole peach peeled off in an instant. The tender white flesh was like jelly. Huo Yiting didn't have time to think too much, and she took it in one mouthful, and the juice dripped instantly. in hand.
Everyone in front of the screen swallowed their saliva like Li Zhao. This was definitely not a performance. It was a performance. This girl should be a queen, instead of still playing the role of some little boy.
But I’m so greedy! They really want to eat.
After Huo Yiting quickly ate the peach, she felt something in her heart. The director had always scolded her for being stupid. How should she deal with such emotions? She couldn't handle it. She felt that she was still a child. Everyone praised her for acting like this, so how could she act? , now she seems to feel that the emotional level is indeed a little less. If it is handled this way, will the character be more classic?
Huo Yiting suddenly realized and looked at Li Jingqi. She had an epiphany, so the Mountain Goddess was showing her the way and asking her to act well. She was a talent for acting.
Li Jingqi first asked Li Zhao to try to sprinkle some food in the hidden grass, so that the little peacock could learn to find food on its own. Then she turned around and found Huo Yiting kneeling down and bowing to the Mountain Goddess.
Well, the expression on his face is very rich, but there is no radiance of wisdom. It seems that he was pointed in other directions, not studying. Probably, studying is really a matter of talent, talent is not easy to deal with, and other aspects are for his sister. easy.
"Okay, thank you all for coming to Jingu Village. How do you feel about your first day here?"
“The air is very fresh and the vegetables are very delicious!”
“It’s beautiful, like a paradise, perfect for a relaxing vacation.”
"The Mountain Goddess is very spiritual. If you have the chance, you must come and pay homage. I will tell my classmates."
Barrage: You already knew it was very effective on the first day you came here? Please, the show hasn't aired yet, don't lose the star and let the edited version become a web series.
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