Across the heavens, I am the Avatar Sword Master
Chapter 149 Deadpool
Three days ago, Chen Yu opened the dimensional door and went directly to Tony's villa from Kama Taj.
I was used to opening the dimensional door in Tony Stark's villa, but I didn't expect that there were other guests in the villa.
Happy Hogan, Tony's driver and bodyguard, once saved Tony's life in a racing game and became Tony Stark's full-time driver and bodyguard. The few people you can trust.
The other is Colonel James Rhodes from the U.S. military, who has a lot of friendship with Tony Stark and is one of Tony Stark's best friends.
Happy Hogan knew Chen Yu. He often accompanied Tony in the Stark group and served as Tony's driver. Naturally, he knew that Tony had an elusive Asian boy beside him.
Especially the news that 12.5% of Stark Group's shares were transferred to this little Asian boy was revealed in the last media interview, which made it difficult for Hogan not to take it seriously.
Hogan was surprised to see Chen Yu's unique appearance, but Colonel Rhodes' reaction was even greater.
The moment Chen Yu stepped out of the portal, Rhodes pointed the gun he carried with him at Chen Yu.
Fortunately, Hogan reacted quickly after seeing Chen Yu's face clearly, and immediately shouted to stop Colonel Rhodes' dangerous behavior.
Rhodes also saw that the person coming out of the portal formed by Starfire was an Asian boy, not some monster alien, so he put his pistol back.
Otherwise Colonel Rhodes would be really in danger.
After the misunderstanding was resolved, Colonel Rhodes immediately apologized to Chen Yu.
Hogan's shout also attracted the attention of Tony, who was debugging the new steel armor in the laboratory.
Walking out of the laboratory in the villa, after seeing Chen Yu, he gave Chen Yu a long-awaited hug enthusiastically, then introduced Colonel Rhodes and Chen Yu to each other, and asked Chen Yu if there was anyone else here. What's up.
It seems that Chen Yu's character of not going to the Three Treasures Palace no matter what, not to mention Gu Yi and Wang, even Tony Stark has noticed.
Chen Yu asked Tony if he knew any top swordsmanship masters and said that he recently wanted to learn top swordsmanship.
I thought that Tony, as a top rich man, would know one or two figures in the sports circle, but Tony was speechless for a long time, and he only remembered that he had an affair with a blond and blue-eyed fitness girl from the sports world in Maxim magazine. Lived indescribable things.
Seeing Tony's reminiscing expression, Chen Yu put his hand on his forehead and couldn't bear to look at it.
Although Colonel Rhodes is also good at close combat, he is more proficient in boxing and mechanical driving, and is not proficient in sword fighting.
As a former boxer, Hogan couldn't give Chen Yu any advice on swordsmanship.
Seeing that Tony and Tony's friends had no choice, Chen Yu decided to recruit a real swordsman from the whole society to teach him swordsmanship.
Anyway, as the major shareholder of Stark Group, I am offering a monthly salary of US$400 million, so I don’t believe that those with real talents will not be tempted.
Hearing that Chen Yu was willing to hire a swordsmanship coach with a monthly salary of 400 million, Tony was happy to give up his office at Stark Industries headquarters, which he had never been to several times, as a job application venue.
I hope Hogan and Colonel Rhodes can help take care of Chen Yu. He is currently in the critical period of manufacturing the fourth generation MK armor and cannot leave for a while.
On the day of the swordsmanship job fair, Chen Yu felt a little headache again when he saw Hogan and Rhodes standing to his left and right, looking like General Hengha and staring at the candidates who were about to be interviewed with serious faces. .
With just these two people, if any chaos does happen soon, it's still unclear who will protect whom.
Natasha stepped on high-heeled boots and twisted her slender waist, and placed a stack of documents in front of Chen Yu.
He gently adjusted his glasses and said to Chen Yu: "This is the list of people for this interview. After preliminary screening of resumes, there are 231 people, and now there are 176 people. Do you want to inform them to start the interview now?"
Natasha was sent by Pepper to assist her in the interview. With her outstanding appearance and capable business skills, she was quickly "appreciated" by Pepper Pepper. She has been transferred from the legal department to work for Pepper. assistant.
Although she is the assistant to the chairman and CEO's assistant, for Natasha, this position is more convenient for her to find out the inside information of Stark Group.
Chen Yu glanced at the graceful Natasha.
Remember, Black Widow is an expert martial artist who has undergone rigorous espionage training and is involved in a wide range of skills.
The close combat abilities he knows include: karate, judo, ninjutsu, aikido, French boxing and other close combat abilities.
It's a pity that the other party is now pretending to be a business elite and is still playing "kitten fishing" with Tony. Otherwise, he could just ask the other party how his swordsmanship is.
Chen Yu picked up the pen in his hand and nodded to indicate to Natasha that the interview could begin.
The interview process is very simple, with a total of three steps: self-introduction, swordsmanship demonstration, and actual combat.
There are weapon racks in the corner, all of which are iron weapons and props without sharp edges. After the interviewer introduced his swordsmanship achievements and swordsmanship schools, he began to demonstrate his swordsmanship.
The resumes of the people who came for the interview were all very good, and they all seemed to be the best in swordsmanship from various countries.
But looking at their performative swordsmanship, Chen Yu could only shake his head helplessly.
Even if their swordsmanship dances like "flowers", it is not what Chen Yu wants.
Chen Yu suspected that these recruiters had misunderstood, thinking that he hired a swordsmanship coach just to show off in front of others, so they all made the swordsmanship dance look fancy and cool, but they felt that they were not good enough in actual combat.
"Next, Mr. Wade Winston Wilson comes in."
Ok?
Hearing Natasha call out Wade's name, Chen Yu suddenly felt that it sounded very familiar.
Wade Winston Wilson is such a familiar name, I seem to have heard it somewhere.
"Mr. Wade Winston Wilson."
"Mr. Wade Winston Wilson."
"Is Mr. Wade Winston Wilson here?"
Although the list in Natasha's hand was all those who were confirmed to have arrived today, it was not impossible that after seeing the big bosses gathered together, she felt that she had no hope of candidates who quit the job midway.
As Natasha called out three times but no one answered, she was about to write out Wade Winston Wilson's name with a pen.
"Here! Here! Here! Here! Here!"
A man in red tights and a hood suddenly rushed out of the door.
He is dressed very uniquely, with his eye mask, gloves, shoes and top all decorated in black.
The man held the door of the interview room and gasped violently, and then explained why he was late just now: "Sorry, sorry, sorry. In order to rush on the road this morning, I changed eight buses. I didn't have time to eat at all. I drank on the way. There were two large barrels of Coke from 1982, and it was my first time in Stark Tower. I didn’t expect the toilet to be so difficult to find, which really kept the interviewer waiting.”
After saying that, he looked at Natasha who was holding the list, put on a pose that he thought was cool, and asked Natasha: "Hi, beauty. Did I miss this interview?"
Looking at this familiar outfit and unconventional character, Chen Yu finally remembered where his damn familiarity came from.
This man is Spider-Man's good brother, Mr. Wade Winston Wilson, the deadpool who claims to be able to break the fourth wall.
Natasha did not speak, but pointed at Deadpool's lower body with a frown.
Deadpool looked down and saw that he had just come out of the toilet and had forgotten to zip up the front door of his tights.
You can vaguely see some cartoon pictures inside the red tights.
Deadpool quickly covered his lower body, turned his back, and then tried his best to pull up the chain.
It seemed that he had used too much force, and Chen Yu heard Deadpool let out an "Ouch!" sound, and the zipper got stuck on some huge honey bulge.
In an instant, Deadpool turned into a bow-waisted shrimp. The painful Deadpool curled up on the ground and rolled around like a child.
Looking at the super funny Deadpool, the corners of Chen Yu, Hogan, Rhodes and Natasha's mouths all twitched.
In order to maintain the dignity of the Stark Group, Hogan did not dare to laugh loudly during the interview. He could only cover his mouth and blush from face to neck.
Colonel Rhodes, who had always been professionally trained to be serious about his words, also turned sideways and tried not to laugh.
After a while, Deadpool stood up covering his lower body, holding the dropped zipper in his other hand, and asked Natasha: "Beauty, can you give me a chair? It's embarrassing for everyone to stand up for the interview like this." .”
In order to prevent the little bitch from hurting the interviewers' eyes, Deadpool decided to sit in a chair for the interview.
Deadpool crossed his legs and sat on the chair brought by Hogan, so that no one could see his hood opening.
"Sorry, Mr. Wade, can you take off your hood? We have to confirm the appearance of the interviewer."
Natasha coughed slightly and suggested that Deadpool take off his hood to reveal his true colors.
But Deadpool refused: "No! Never! Beauty, the Minotaur will never take off his mask!"
Chen Yu looked down at Deadpool's resume.
The resume above is very rich.
He has been a mercenary, been on the battlefield, punched Wolverine, and kicked a saber-toothed tiger.
Complete a number of secret tasks, and your employer's favorable rating reaches 100%.
He has ample combat experience and superb swordsmanship.
Chen Yu knew that Wade's face was a lifelong pain in his heart. Unless it was absolutely necessary, Deadpool would never take off his hood.
Deadpool's resistance made Natasha frown again. She even suspected that this pervert in tights was here to cause trouble, and was ready to let the bodyguards kick Deadpool out of the interview room.
"No, no, no, I'm definitely not causing trouble. Besides, the real boss doesn't care if I wear a hood for the interview, right?"
As if he could understand what Natasha was thinking, Deadpool quickly retorted, then winked at Chen Yu.
God knows how Chen Yu saw Deadpool blinking at him through the slits of his eyes sewn with white cloth.
Chen Yu nodded. He really didn't mind that Deadpool continued to wear the hood and continued the interview.
"BOSS loves you ~ touch me."
Deadpool gave Chen Yu a heart gesture, which almost made Chen Yu change his mind about letting him stay and continue the interview.
According to the interview process, Deadpool first read the resume he wrote step by step, and then came to the sword show.
Regarding the swordsmanship display, Deadpool sneered, thinking that everything outside was rubbish, saying that it would not be necessary in the actual combat environment, and he would only have the last laugh in the end.
Deadpool's arrogant behavior made everyone except Chen Yu very dissatisfied, until Deadpool lowered his crossed legs and sat upright, then raised his hips and pulled out a pistol from the back of his tight pants.
This moment made everyone in the room except Chen Yu tense up.
Chen Yu looked at Deadpool with interest, watching what he was going to do next.
"It seems we can't do it without some real skills. Just watch, but don't blink!"
Deadpool didn't point the pistol at the other people present, but instead pointed the gun at his own temple with his left hand.
"In the world of martial arts, only strong ones are indestructible, and only fast ones are indestructible!"
With a sound of "Bang!", bullets spurted out of the gun's muzzle instantly, and Deadpool immediately stretched out two fingers to catch the incoming bullets handsomely.
But Deadpool seems to have misjudged the power of his pistol.
Chen Yu saw the bullet fly off one of Deadpool's fingers and hit his own temple. Red and white juice flew out from the other side of Deadpool's temple, and blood sprayed directly on the floor.
"Hiss... it hurts... it hurts... it hurts... it hurts... it hurts... it hurts!"
"Fake, you X Masters...wait for me, you secretly modified my pistol!¥#!¥&*&*&!@¥#%..."
Deadpool fell to the ground, spitting all kinds of obscenities, then got up and started hurling all his strength at the guy who continued to attack a Masters.
With his mother as the center of the circle, his relatives as the radius, his father as the fulcrum, the X-generator as the main weapon, the mind X as the main skill, and the 360-degree radiation, the entire family tree of this guy named Masters was destroyed.
The sound of a pistol drew the attention of Stark's security guards and other job seekers.
A group of Stark's security guards thought the interviewer had encountered a killer and immediately rushed into the interview room to check the situation.
As a result, everyone seemed uninjured except for a pool of blood on the ground of the interviewer.
The interviewer in tight clothes was desperately greeting someone's ancestor Yashiro. Looking at the other person's energetic appearance, he didn't look injured.
Chen Yu waved his hand and asked all the security guards to go out.
Although they had a lot of questions, the security guards chose to leave due to their good professionalism without even asking.
Looking at Deadpool who was finally tired of scolding him, Chen Yu asked curiously: "Immortality?"
Deadpool put his hands on his hips and gasped: "It's almost, it's almost. BOSS, as you can see, even bullets can't kill me. I must hold on to the end in the last competition."
Indeed, Deadpool, who has the ability to regenerate his immortal body at a high speed, is a dimensionality reduction attack against ordinary swordsmanship professionals.
"I heard that you are very brave in cutting bullets with a knife? Can you show it?"
"Of course, boss!"
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