Genshin Impact [Transmigration into a frozen tree]

Chen Dong is very excited now. After being silent for so long, he can finally speak!

Looking at Keli, Qin and Lisa in front of him, Chen Dong said:

"Woof... woof woof... woof woof woof!"

(?i_i?)

Damn it, what's going on!

Chen Dong died on the spot after hearing what he said.

Everyone present was shocked. What was going on? The frozen tree looked a little excited.

"Breaking the system, what's going on!"

Chen Dong shouted frantically in his mind.

"Ah~ho~"

"What's going on? I'm so angry."

The system's yawning voice sounded in his mind, and he asked lazily.

"Please give me a reasonable explanation for why what I said was not human."

Chen Dong gritted his teeth and asked in his mind.

"Ah, this may be a language bug, don't panic, I'll show it to you."

The system asked Chen Dong to wait. After more than ten seconds, the system prompted:

"The language system has been calibrated successfully. I wish you a happy use."

Chen Dong let out a sigh of relief and was really shocked.

Captain Qin, Lisa, and Keli were quite curious.

This is not the first time they have gotten along with the frozen tree.

I haven't seen the frozen tree make any sound before. Why is it so abnormal today?

Thinking of this,

The three of them all walked to the foot of the frozen tree, raising their heads and staring at the huge crown of the frozen tree.

Chen Dong just finished talking to the system,

When he lowered his head, he saw three little faces staring straight at him.

"Fuck!"

As soon as the words came out of his mouth, Chen Dong regretted it.

How can you say this in the continent of Teyvat.

Building a civilized Teyvat starts with me.

Chen Dong himself is not the kind of person who likes to say this.

But just now I suddenly saw the three leaders of Qin,

It popped out of my mouth subconsciously.

"ah!"

The three women were also frightened and took a step back.

After a while, Keli said blankly:

"Mr. Frozen Tree, it seems he has spoken..."

"seems like it."

Captain Qin and Lisa looked at each other, each seeing the other's doubts.

"What does this 'f*ck' mean?"

"I'm not sure. This phrase doesn't seem to be mentioned in Teyvat's books."

"Is this the monster's special way of saying hello?"

"possible."

The two felt that this guess was very reliable.

Even the knowledgeable Lisa didn't have any objections.

People in Mondstadt pay more attention to etiquette.

Especially since this was the first official meeting between the Knights and the Frozen Tree, there was no room for carelessness.

Therefore, Captain Qin acted like a knight, and said solemnly and solemnly: "Fuck you, Mr. Frozen Tree."

Chen Dong:......

Is this the legendary modern learning and practical application?

"Captain Qin, Lisa, Keli, hello."

Chen Dong didn't dare to mention the shit thing just now, so he quickly said it very formally.

Next, Chen Dong regretted even more.

It was okay when I couldn't speak, but once I could speak, I faced endless questions from Captain Qin and Lisa.

Fortunately, the things the two women asked were normal, so Chen Dong picked some things that could be talked about and explained them to them.

What made Chen Dong collapse the most was Keli. This little girl often asked some irrelevant topics.

Like what...

"Mr. Frozen Tree, you are a boy or a girl."

"Mr. Frozen Tree, do you need to poop?"

"Mr. Frozen Tree, are you married?"

"Mr. Frozen Tree, do you like to eat Jueyun pepper?"

"Mr. Frozen Tree, are you afraid of bombs?"...

Similar questions kept popping up in Keli's little mouth.

Fortunately, Captain Qin ended Keli’s question by talking about confinement.

Otherwise, Chen Dong would really go crazy.

After continuing to chat until the evening, Captain Qin and Lisa said goodbye to Chen Dong with a satisfied look on their faces.

Most of their questions were answered accordingly.

Chen Dong also breathed a sigh of relief. He had no reservations about what he should say, but he didn't reveal a word about what he shouldn't say.

Before I knew it, the night was already deep,

Chen Dong thought about resurrecting 'Ms.' tomorrow and fell into a deep sleep.

However, he did not notice that the 'mourning face' in the system backpack was emitting a faint light.

..............

Do you love me?

It must be love.

After all, every time I sing, your frown will relax.

Maybe I made you temporarily forget your responsibilities, or maybe it was my singing that temporarily relieved you of your burdens.

until......

All the peace was ruthlessly torn apart by the roar of the poisonous dragon, and the powerful monster shook the world unscrupulously.

The legendary wind god wakes up from his long sleep to protect his country.

As a knight, you also fight for your homeland.

When the poisonous dragon died in the frozen mountain, and the Zhanjing dragon slept in the ancient minaret city.

Your bright red blood also stains the valley red.

Mondstadt's disaster ended, but mine began.

I stepped into my familiar hometown, but I could no longer see the familiar you.

I hum your favorite poem, but I can no longer see your relaxed brow.

I don't know if you can hear me singing, I just want to keep singing like this.

When the tears and songs dried up, my life also lost its original meaning.

I was swallowed up by the fire, and you returned to the earth with the poisonous blood...

Even so, your appearance is still deeply etched in my mind.

Everyone thought I died under that knife,

As everyone knows, five hundred years ago, the moment I stepped into my hometown, I was already dead.

Ok?

Is this a dream, but why does a strange tree appear in front of me?

Maybe, if this is a dream, I would like to sing a song for him again.