Genshin Impact [Transmigration into a frozen tree]

"Could it be that Master Diluc is my mother?"

I lost it!

This time, Diluc couldn't stop himself. He slipped and fell to the ground in the posture of a dog chewing slime.

"Ahem, I'm not your mother, and I'm a man."

Diluc stood up, dusted himself off, and explained to Paimon very seriously.

"Well...then...how do you prove it?"

Paimon's face was full of doubts. She floated in front of Diluc and circled, waiting for Diluc to produce evidence.

"This...should be irrefutable proof."

Diluc was dumbfounded, how to prove it.

I can prove that I am a man, even if the process is a little humiliating, I can bear it.

But I can't prove that I can't have children...

The most important thing is that according to little Paimon's thinking, who knows what strange pictures she will come up with.

"Don't look at me, I don't know anything."

Chen Dong quickly waved his tentacles and turned his head to the side.

Heaven testifies that the thing he made up is full of loopholes.

As for his mother’s story, he really couldn’t make it up!

"mom, Mom, Mom....."

Little Paimeng saw that Diluc had been looking at Chen Dong "affectionately",

I was also very excited.

Is the whole family really going to be reunited today?

"Ahhhhhh, I'm not your mother!"

Diluc stomped his feet hard and shouted hysterically.

He was already being driven crazy by Paimon's thinking.

In the past, there were still travelers who were looking after him, but now the biological father he picked up was so slumped there that he didn't care about what happened here!

Like talk?

At this critical moment, a rush of footsteps came from the distance.

Diluc looked up and saw that familiar figure.

"Help me, take these two things away!"

Diluc ran up to the visitor and said pitifully.

"Ah, Diluc-senpai, what happened?"

Captain Qin, who had not yet regained his footing, felt a little baffled when he saw Diluc's "tragic situation".

Could it be that the senior had another dispute with the frozen tree?

The atmosphere was so good when I left just now that I almost became sworn friends during the conversation.

"Look, it's Paimon!"

Captain Qin didn't come by herself. Behind her, Wendy's tender and soft face poked out.

After being reminded by Wendy, Captain Qin also discovered Paimon.

However, after looking around, no trace of the traveler was found.

She was attracted by the vibration just now, so she turned back from halfway to check.

And just happened to meet Wendy again, so they came over together.

Just when Captain Qin was about to ask, Paimon floated over slowly.

"It's Captain Qin, long time no see...you..."

and many more!

Paimon had just finished speaking when a lot of reasoning came to his mind.

As soon as I met my father, Captain Qin rushed over. Could it be...

Thinking of this, Paimon cheered himself up with his little hands, mustered up the courage and said to Captain Qin with tears in his eyes:

"Mother....."

clam?

Huh?

Captain Qin and Wendy's eyes nearly popped out.

What inexplicable name?

"Pamon what did you call me?"

"Mom."

Pi blushed in embarrassment.

"This...I am not your mother, you admitted your mistake."

Captain Qin said helplessly.

She didn't hear the "real" story Chen Dong told before, so her psychological resistance was much stronger than Diluc's.

"Oh, so disappointed."

Paimeng pouted his lips.

What the hell!

what's the situation!

Why did Paimon believe Qin when she said "I'm not"?

Diluc was completely messed up.

Thinking back on my previous experience again, it was really... not worth mentioning.

"Hey..."

Wendy is a born optimist and is very happy to see Paimon.

She giggled twice and said to little Paimon:

"Why don't you ask me?"

Unexpectedly, as soon as he finished speaking, Paimon put his arms around his shoulders and raised his chin.

"Hmph, singer, don't try to take advantage of me!"

puff....

Chen Dong couldn't hold it back and laughed out loud.

Seeing that everyone was looking at him, Chen Dong waved his tentacles repeatedly and said:

"It's okay, it's okay, don't worry about me, you continue."

Paimon's words aroused Wendy's interest.

He also put his hands on his hips and retorted with an upright expression:

"Why can't it be me? I'm really your mother."

After finishing speaking, a smirk appeared on his face.

Hehe, who asked you to call me a singer? Now it’s up to you what to do.

If you want to compete with the bard in terms of IQ, you little Pamon is a bit too young.

But after waiting for a long time, little Paimon didn't say anything.

But his eyes kept curiously observing Wendy and Frozen Tree back and forth.

"What is she looking at?"

Wendy's face was full of confusion.

"do not know...."

Captain Qin said helplessly. In fact, she was also full of questions.

For example, why is Paimon here, where is the traveler, and why is there a hole in the ground.

But now doesn't seem like a good time to ask.

Paimon watched for a long time, floated in front of the frozen tree, and asked cautiously:

"Dad, is this singer really my mother?"

Chen Dong coughed a few times and said with a straight face:

"Definitely not, he lied."

"Thank you dad!"

Little Paimon obviously trusted Chen Dong very much. She happily floated in front of Wendy, put her hands on her hips and shouted:

"Hey, dad said, you are lying!"

Wendy and Captain Qin looked at each other, an unprecedented sense of shock rising from the bottom of their hearts.

Paimon's father is a tree?

It doesn't make sense...

But if you think about it carefully, the two things seem to be very similar in their behavior and way of thinking.

"Okay I admit I lied."

Wendy said with a sigh.

He was very unwilling to lose to little Paimon.

But face and everything else are trivial matters.

If she really admits that she is Paimon's mother, wouldn't it be...

Oops, so shy.

At that time, this "abominable" frozen tree will come over at night and ask you what to do.

Is it possible they are still sleeping together?

No, no, no...

"Well...Pamon doesn't have a mother."

Little Paimon's mood became depressed again.

Fortunately, Chen Dong had already learned the "laughter-bearing skill" and he jumped over quickly.

He hugged little Paimon gently and said softly:

"It doesn't matter. Now that you have a father, no one will dare to bully you in the future."

"dad....."

"Paimon..."

"father!"

"Good girl!"

Father and daughter hugged each other tightly and refused to be separated.

How could I feel an inexplicable touch...

The corners of Commander Qin's mouth moved, but she still didn't open her mouth to break the warmth.

"My mind is a little confused right now."

Wendy looked at the frozen tree and swallowed subconsciously.

This is too nervous and exciting...

After a long time, Paimon emerged from the shadow of "mother".

After floating in the air twice, she asked:

"Well...my name is Paimon, what is dad's name?"

Um...

Chen Dong was chewing his teeth and flower seeds, but you can't say that I am called the Frozen Tree.

But when it comes to names, when I want to say them casually, I can't make them up.

Suddenly, Chen Dong had a flash of inspiration and blurted out:

"When I wasn't turned into a frozen tree, my name was -------- Pie! Big! Star!"

"Wow, daddy's name sounds so nice!"

Paimon shouted excitedly.

He is indeed my father, and his name sounds so kind!