Collection of strange powers and chaotic gods

Painting a tiger into a cat has been mentioned in the previous chapter. During the Qianlong period of the Qing Dynasty, Ji Xiaolan's good friend Tian Baiyan (namely Tian Zhongyi, courtesy name Wu Jiu, Baiyan is his nickname. Official and poet of the Qing Dynasty. A native of Dezhou, Shandong Province.) often liked to play in the At home, I support the ji with my friends to invite the celestial being.

Once, Tian Baiyan and his friends were holding a ji at home. When the invited Ji Immortal came this time, he wrote his own nickname on the Ji plate: "People from Crouching Tiger Mountain!"

Everyone burned incense to pay homage and pray for the blessings of the Immortal.

There was only one arrogant scholar who leaned against the desk and said disapprovingly: "This is a liar who travels around the world. He is well versed in his tricks, but he just wants to tease us all! How can there be a real immortal? Do you obey the orders of mortals like me?"

The Immortal Wohu Mountain native did not refute, and immediately wrote a poem on the 乩 plate: "I can't help but cry in the autumn, and the willows in Zhangtai look back. When the flowers bloom, my heart is empty, and the clouds disappear without a trace, and the dream is also lost." Xiaoli secretly played the gold Quxu, half-heartedly laughing and persuading jade things. Is the pipa still like it used to be? I want to ask Xunyang's estimator's wife."

The arrogant scholar took one look and was shocked. He couldn't help but kneel down and bow to the Immortal.

Everyone was puzzled, and they found out the reason after asking.

It turned out that this poem was written by the scholar a few days ago and secretly sent to the prostitute he had been dating. It was not circulated and the manuscript was not kept. Now that the immortal actually wrote it word for word, how could he not be surprised? !

The Wohu Mountain native of Ji Xian wrote another judgment on the Ji plate: "Fortunately this poem has not been sent. If it had been sent, it would have made another step forward. Since this woman has become a good person, what you do is to seduce a woman from a good family. !

Bai Juyi just accidentally wrote a love poem to express his feelings. Have you seen the reality? Romantic stories are mostly the source of hell.

Yesterday I happened to see the Yin official record this poem in the book, so I copied it. Please remember: there is no limit to the sea of ​​evil, only you can reach the shore when you turn around.

I am a person from the mountains, and I like to talk a lot, but I do it out of hard work. Please, sir, don’t blame me for being too talkative! "

The arrogant scholar looked at it and stood blankly beside the desk, his face expressionless and unable to say a word.

Later, the scholar became depressed and died more than a year later.

Ji Xiaolan was also present at that time. He felt that he had seen Fuji many times, but this man from Crouching Tiger Mountain was the only one who did not talk about good or bad luck, but liked to persuade people to abandon evil and do good. He could be regarded as an upright gentleman among gods and ghosts!

Ji Xiaolan's father, Yao Angong, has always hated having to offer sacrifices at all times. But when he meets such an upright god, he will bow respectfully and deeply and say, "You are so upright and upright, even ghosts and gods should be respected!"

It is said that when Yao Angong had not passed the exam, he met the Jixian invited by Fuji and asked him if he could pass the exam. With or without fame.

Ji Xian wrote the verdict: "The future will be thousands of miles."

Then I asked, if I could pass the exam, in which year would it be?

Ji Xian also wrote: "It takes ten thousand years to get to the top."

Yao Angong thought that the Immortal was implying that he would not be able to pass the exam in this life and would have to wait ten thousand years. He wanted to find a way out through other means.

It was not until the Guisi year of Kangxi that Yao Anggong took the Wanshou Enke examination and realized that the so-called "Wannian" by Ji Xian originally meant "Wanshou Enke".

Later, Duke Yao An went to serve as the magistrate of Yao'an Prefecture in Yunnan. Because his parents were old and in poor health, he asked to go home to support his parents and returned. He never went out to be an official again.

It turns out that even the saying of the Jae Immortal that he has a "wonderful future" has come true.

Generally speaking, illusions are mostly performed with dexterous techniques and rapid changes without being seen through. However, such things as supporting the ji are really not based on techniques. There are indeed ghosts and gods attached to them, and the ji immortals invited are all good at poetry among the gods and ghosts.

Of course, the fact that the immortal claims to be a certain god or immortal is probably a pretense. Even if someone claims to be someone from a certain dynasty, if he is really asked about the poems in his collection, he will often not be able to answer the question and will just say that he has forgotten it because of the passage of time.

Besides, those who support the ji will write neatly on the ji board if they encounter good calligraphy; if they meet those who are good at poetry, the ji immortals will write poems skillfully; if they meet those who are not good at composing poems and writing, then the ji immortals will write poems even though they are not good at it. Very slowly. This is probably Fuqi or there may be human factors, right?

For example, Ji Xiaolan can write poetry, but his calligraphy is not good; while his cousin Ji Tanju is good at writing calligraphy, but not very good at poetry.

When Ji Xiaolan supported the Qi, the Qi Xian wrote poems quickly but his writing was sloppy; while when Ji Tanju supported the Qi, the Qi Xian wrote neatly but the poetry was shallow and vulgar.

In fact, Ji Xiaolan and Ji Tan did not deliberately pay attention to composing poetry or writing when they were in Fuji. The Jixian probably borrowed people's souls to make the Jibi pen move.

This is what people usually say. Ghosts themselves are not smart. They can only show their intelligence and dexterity by relying on human wisdom.

Those yarrow turtles used for divination originally had their carapace rotted away from the turtle flesh, but it can make people know good or bad luck. It must rely on human operation to be effective!