Collection of strange powers and chaotic gods
Chapter 68 The Fox Fairy’s Drinking Order
A long time ago, according to rumors, there was a fox fairy hiding in the library of a wealthy family for decades.
The fox fairy seemed to be helping the master take care of the library. Inside, he arranged the scrolls for his master, drove away rats and eradicated moths, and handled them in an orderly manner.
His ability to manage a collection of books is beyond the reach of even those collectors with profound skills who have been immersed in collecting books for decades.
This fox fairy can also speak human words and communicate with people normally. If someone goes to the library to look for any book, he can find it immediately.
However, he only talks to people, but never shows up to meet them.
Sometimes, when the host entertains guests at home, he will occasionally give the Fox Fairy a vacant seat. He would also come out to sit and socialize.
It's just that he is invisible, and the guests here can only hear his voice but not see him.
This fox fairy is like a erudite scholar. He speaks and behaves very elegantly. He often makes witty remarks and speaks lotus flowers, which often attracts the attention of the guests present.
One day, the host's family held a banquet for guests. As usual, a seat was reserved for the Fox Fairy.
At the banquet, everyone was in great spirits. When the wine was full, someone proposed to drink and have fun.
Everyone agreed.
So, everyone recommended the traveling commander.
The ordering officer announced the rules of the drinking order:
All participants here must name a person who scares them, and the person they must name must be reasonable and really the person who scares them. Otherwise, you will be fined with a large drink;
But if the person who gives the order is not the only one who is afraid, but other people are also afraid, then he will not pass the test and will be fined with a large drink of wine.
Everyone agrees. So the drinking orders began one after another.
Some people say that they are afraid of sanctimonious hypocrites;
Some people say that they are afraid of arty literati;
Some people say that they are afraid of rich people who are unkind to their wealth;
Some people say that they are afraid of people who follow the crowd and flatter others;
Some say, be afraid of those who are proficient in the art of flattery;
Some say, be afraid of those who are too modest;
Some people say that people are afraid of those who have too many etiquette;
Some people say that they are afraid of cautious people who clearly have something they want to say but dare not say it.
In the end, only the empty seat was left, and no orders were issued.
The commander looked there and asked what the Fox Fairy was afraid of.
The Fox Fairy replied: "I'm afraid of the Fox Fairy!"
The crowd burst into laughter.
Everyone said in unison: "It makes sense to say that we humans are afraid of you fox fairies! But you are a fox fairy yourself, why are you afraid of the same kind of people?"
The ordering officer came out to judge and said: "The drinking order you issued is unreasonable and will not pass. According to the rules, you should be punished by drinking a large glass of wine!"
The fox fairy smiled coldly and said sarcastically: "Your commander's judgment is unreasonable! Why are you humans afraid of the same kind, but we fox fairy are not afraid of the same kind?!
I think: in the whole world, only the same kind is the most terrifying!
People living in Fujian, Zhejiang and other places in the south will not compete for land with the Xi and Liu people in the north;
People who live in the vast rivers and seas will not compete with the carriages and horses for land routes.
This is because they each go their own way, depending on the mountains and the sea. If they are not the same kind, there will be no conflicts.
In the world, those who compete for inheritance must be the sons of the same father; those who compete for favor must be the wives and concubines of the same man; those who compete for power must be officials in the same dynasty; those who compete for profit must be in the same market A businessman from above.
If power and interests are close, they will hinder each other; if they hinder each other, they will compete with each other.
When those hunters hunt pheasants, they will only use pheasants as bait, but not chickens and ducks raised at home;
When hunting deer, deer are used, not pigs or sheep.
Anyone who uses counterintuitive tactics as an internal response must be the same type of person. If you are not of the same kind, you cannot do what he likes, seize the opponent's weaknesses, and wait for opportunities to attack.
To sum up, let you all judge, how could the Fox Fairy not be afraid of the Fox Fairy? "
Among the guests present, those who have experienced hardships in life all think that what the fox fairy said makes sense.
Only one guest was unimpressed.
He poured a glass of wine, put it respectfully in front of the Fox Fairy's seat and said, "What you said makes sense. However, many people in the world are afraid of the Fox Fairy, and you are not the only one who is afraid. According to the rules of the drinking order , you still have to drink one drink as a penalty!"
All the guests laughed and left.
Everyone agreed that the wine to punish the Fox Fairy should be halved.
Because the mutual obstruction and mutual strife are known to everyone in the world, and everyone is afraid of them.
As for the kind of enemy who hides around you, is silent on the surface, and has nothing to do with you, but can stab you in the back at any time and become your most serious enemy.
There are also those who on the surface get along well with you and are your close friends, but secretly harbor evil intentions and are always planning to murder you. There are many such insidious and treacherous villains who are not known to you!
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