Collection of strange powers and chaotic gods

A long time ago, there was a man named Ding in Hejian Prefecture (now Hejian City, Hebei Province). He did not do his job all day long, behaved wildly, and loved to engage in crooked things.

This Ding accidentally heard someone say that there was a fox spirit somewhere that was confusing people, and he immediately became interested.

Ding was alone and found the place. Sure enough, I found traces of the Fox Fairy.

So he introduced himself to his family, left a letter and a name tag, expressing his wish to become a brother with the Fox Fairy.

That night, the fox fairy appeared in human form and came to meet Ding.

The fox fairy introduced himself as Wu Qing, agreed to Ding, became a brother with him, and called Ding a foolish brother. Because he is older than Ding and is already in his fifties.

One person and one fox, they only regret that they met too late and get along very harmoniously.

No matter what thoughts and requests Ding has, the Fox Fairy will definitely find a way to satisfy him.

Ding was so proud of this that he often boasted in front of others, thinking that making friends with people was not as good as making friends with the fox fairy.

One day, Ding said to the Fox Fairy: "I want to go to Yangzhou to enjoy the lanterns. Can you take me there?"

Fox Fairy said without hesitation: "Of course! However, although the journey from Hejian Mansion to Yangzhou is two thousand miles long, my dear brother, don't worry, just put on my clothes, close your eyes and walk with me , you’ll be there soon!”

After listening to the fox fairy's words, Ding put on the fox fairy's clothes and closed his eyes. Suddenly, I felt like I was rising out of thin air, and all I could hear was the "whirring" sound of wind.

For a moment, I heard the Fox Fairy say: "We're here. Dear brother, please open your eyes!"

When Ding heard this, he opened his eyes and saw that he was indeed over Yangzhou City.

At this time, there happened to be a store performing a show below, and Ding and the Fox Fairy were watching from the air.

Suddenly, hearing the noise of gongs and drums coming from the field, Saint Guan walked out with a single sword.

The Fox Fairy was so frightened that he left Ding and ran away alone.

Ding fell to the ground.

The businessmen watching the play thought he was a monster falling from the sky, so they caught him, put him in shackles, and escorted him to Jiangdu County (a subordinate county of Yangzhou).

After many interrogations, the county magistrate finally confirmed that Ding was a human and not a demon.

So they sent someone to escort Ding back to his hometown.

After Ding returned, he immediately went to find the Fox Fairy and blamed him for ignoring his brotherly love and escaping alone in trouble.

The fox fairy said embarrassedly: "Brother Yu, I have always been timid. When I heard that Emperor Guan was about to come out, I couldn't help but be scared, so I ran away without caring about you! And I suddenly missed your sister-in-law, so I came back in a hurry .”

Ding asked suspiciously: "Did you lie to me? Where is my sister-in-law?"

The fox fairy said: "I am a fox fairy, how can I get married?! I am just using magic to confuse women from good families! There is no harm in telling my good brother, the daughter of the neighbor Li's family is your sister-in-law!"

Ding suddenly had an idea and asked to meet his sister-in-law.

The fox fairy said carelessly: "What's wrong with this! But you are a man, and there is no reason to enter someone else's boudoir without any reason. I have a small coat here. If you put it on, you can go in and out of the window as if there is no one there. realm."

Ding was overjoyed. He listened to the fox fairy's advice and put on his small coat. As expected, no one noticed and he entered Li's house easily.

The daughter of the Li family looks a little silly because she has been bewitched by the fox fairy for a long time.

Ding went to her bed, and the woman had sex with him.

The daughter of the Li family seemed to be terminally ill and dying because she had been touched by the fox fairy for a long time. This time, I suddenly came into contact with a real man's body. I felt so happy and relieved, and my illness was cured.

After the Duke Zhou's courtesy was completed, Ding told her the whole story.

The daughter of the Li family said nothing, but she gradually began to like Ding and hate the Fox Fairy.

After the Fox Fairy learned about this, he came to Ding and said to him: "It's Brother Yu's own fault for opening the door to the thief! In recent times, your sister-in-law actually likes Brother Xian, but hates me! Although Brother Xian has two lives, They are all human beings, and it is normal for women to like them. But if it is not my ugliness as a foolish brother, how can I complement the handsomeness of my wise brother?"

After Ding heard what the Fox Fairy said, he felt even more complacent.

The fox fairy was jealous of Ding for taking away his woman's favor, so she wanted to take revenge on him.

On this day, the Fox Fairy saw Ding going to Li's house again, so he followed behind quietly.

After Ding and Li's daughter fell asleep after exercising, he walked to the woman's bed, took his little jacket and left.

After dawn, Ding wanted to leave through the window as usual, but this time he failed to get through the window. Instead, he hit the window with his head and fell to the ground like a big piece of meat.

The loud noise alarmed the woman's family.

The woman's parents thought there was a monster in the house. He brought some black dog blood and sprayed it on Ding. Then he splashed feces and urine on him without thinking. Then he pricked him with the doctor's silver needle.

Ding suffered enough and had to tell the Li family the truth.

But none of the Li family believed what he said!

Fortunately, the woman truly loved him and struggled to protect him. She untied the rope that bound him, and then begged her parents to say, "He was also deceived by the fox fairy. Let's not embarrass him and let him go back." Come home!"

Ding was able to escape.

He was so angry that he didn't go home and went straight to the Fox Fairy to settle accounts with him.

But the fox fairy avoided seeing him.

That night, the fox fairy posted a large piece of paper on the door of Ding's house.

The paper said: "Chen Ping stole his sister-in-law, so this should be the reward. From now on, we will separate the brothers."

From then on, Fox Fairy and Ding parted ways, and Ding also cut off contact with the Li family daughter.

But Fox Fairy still often goes to Li's house and has private meetings with Li's daughter.

Although the Li family knew about the existence of the Fox Fairy and set up a magic altar, they still could not stop him.

Later, the daughter of the Li family became pregnant and gave birth to four children at one time. They all looked like normal people, but they had an extra tail on their buttocks.

The four children were able to walk on the ground as soon as they were born. He is also very filial. He often follows the fox fairy to the mountains to collect fruits and vegetables, and returns home to honor his mother.

One day, the Fox Fairy suddenly cried and said to the daughter of the Li family: "The fate between you and me is over! Yesterday, Empress Taishan found out about my seducing women and punished me to build a road to go up the mountain to offer incense, and she was never allowed to leave." I’m going to take my four children with me and let them practice together!”

After saying that, the Fox Fairy took out a small ax from his sleeve, handed it to the daughter of the Li family, and said, "I'm worried that my four sons' tails will never grow into human bodies! You are a human, so I need your help to cut them off!"

The daughter of the Li family did as he said.

Then, both parties thanked each other and left!

Note on painting a tiger and turning it into a cat: The "Chen Ping's Stealing Wife" mentioned in the article is an allusion. It is about Chen Ping, a famous prime minister in the Western Han Dynasty, who had an affair with his sister-in-law when he was young.

Chen Ping had two bad reputations in his life, namely, "stealing his wife" and "receiving gold".

Regarding the matter of "receiving gold", he and Liu Bang told each other frankly: "I come naked, and I will not be worthy of receiving gold!"

As for the "stealing sister-in-law", he did not explain it at all, and Sima Qian did not record it.

Painting a tiger into a cat feels that Chen Ping should have been wronged. Because Chen Ping has a bad relationship with his sister-in-law, but has a good relationship with his brother Chen Bo, it should be a rumor to say that he committed adultery with his sister-in-law; and he himself is also a handsome man, and the wife he married was also because of him being admired by a respected man nearby. The old man valued him and betrothed his granddaughter to him. If he really "stealed his wife", how could he be attracted by such a family?