Become a loli anchor

Soldiers go to war and plan. The so-called plan is the reasonable use of strategies to achieve the desired results, but in Lin Youyou's view, it does not require much thinking at all.

Isn't this just a puzzle game?

If she couldn't beat him anymore, she would stand on her head and wash her hair.

"When the market opens, bet on free fish balls and whether the host can pass this level in one go."

"We don't like gambling, and there won't be any in the future. Let me explain here, it's not about the person, you just have fun, don't gamble."

Gambling is a bad thing.

The girl's voice floated in the live broadcast room.

"It's okay, it's okay. I'm betting on free fish balls anyway, so it's not a big problem. But I was immediately attracted by the anchor's comments. The other anchors are eager to engage in malicious competition."

"Haha, what you said above makes sense. For this kind of thing in the future, just bet on free gifts. The anchor has gained popularity and we have also gained happiness, so why not do it."

Watch the water friends speak actively.

The girl couldn't help but add, "Anchors don't need gifts to support them. They just want to gain some fans and don't rely on live broadcasts to survive, so there is no need to give gifts."

Anyway, she didn't want to make money from live streaming.

When you reach [-] followers, you run away immediately.

Boss, please spend wisely~

"Also, minors are prohibited from consuming. If you have this money, you might as well buy yourself a few books, treat your parents to some delicious food, and support them when you get a job."

Oh, waiting for you to work.

I ran away early and disappeared.

"Well, although I think there are absolutely no minors in your group."

Lin Youyou complained mercilessly.

"That's right. How could there be minors watching the live broadcast on a weekday afternoon? The people watching the live broadcast are probably rough guys like me who are trying to catch fish at work."

"The correct answer upstairs is that fishing is the way to go."

"Thank you, fisherman, for giving us a glimmer of hope in the increasingly involutionary workplace."

It's not that exaggerated.

Lin Youyou twitched his lips. In his previous life, he often fished, and even fished with his colleagues. He was scolded when he was scolded, and his supervisor did not dare to deduct his salary anyway.

Technical talents are the big daddy.

I don’t know how much you capitalists earn or not.

But I only know that you are the one who suffers if you don’t serve people well, so comrades, knowledge can really change your destiny. Although there are many self-made people, I don’t see those big bosses hiring a group of big bosses to work for them.

"So, children who are still in school should study hard and give themselves a bright future. What? You said that you are still in danger of finding a job after graduating from a prestigious university? That must be because you are not strong enough or good enough."

This paragraph sounds very reasonable, but if you look carefully, it will be as weird as you want.

"The anchor is right. The anchor has to take the lead and teach us how to correctly and efficiently perform involution. I will look down on you if you don't broadcast for [-] hours today."

"The wave of the live streaming industry is coming, and there is still a need for a leader. Anchor, I believe that as long as you work hard, you will be the leader."

Water friends are water friends.

All kinds of weird and strange words can be used.

"Okay, okay, no more chatting, let's just start playing games. I'm a technical anchor, not a chat anchor. Don't chat with me in the future, it will affect my operation."

"Haha, brothers revolted. We have finally waited for this day. Did you hear that? The anchor said to ignore her. From now on, this live broadcast room will be our world. Hahahahaha."

You should go in first, calm down and think about whether your rebellion is too abrupt.

Conveniently, I silenced several lively and lovely water friends.

She just happened to open the game. After the familiar animation, she returned to the first level of sin. This time she didn't even plant sunflowers.

Place peashooters all over the lawn.

Anyway, the sun is full of sunshine and there is no cooling. I have the final say on this lawn now. Zombie, you are just a post. Do you dare to come and sign again?

The era of ruthless living is over in reality, but not in the game. Just wait for you to be punished.

thump.

The peashooter who landed on the ground immediately started his attack.

Lin Youyou clicked his tongue when he saw it. It would be great if your tower defense design was more user-friendly. For example, the violent skill of Peashooter can manually open the CD or something.

Then replace all the plants with beautiful girl portraits.

Then set up a huge world view.

Okay, the prototype of such a masterpiece has come out. It’s best to make the design a little more difficult. Isn’t the fun of a tower defense game just the concave levels over and over again?

In this way, what is born will definitely be a masterpiece.

The girl raised her eyebrows and spread the peashooters all over the lawn in one breath. Strategies were really not suitable for her to play. Besides, there were only two plants on one lawn, so she used the first one for strategy.

It's over.

You need to use your brain to play games, hehe, I just like to go all the way. Lin Youyou looked at the zombies being defeated and gave out a hehehe hehehe evil smile.

"Look at this man's face. It's amazing if he's cheating."

"Zombie: You cheat, you are arrogant, mmp."

"Doesn't anyone think the anchor's laughter is very healing? I can loop it all day long. It would be great if the anchor is really a cute little loli."

"It's after Loli."

"I can find out her home address and kidnap him."

"Take me one and I'll provide the tools to commit the crime."

Lin Youyou silently copied a legal provision from the Internet.

The faces of the water friends instantly changed.

"Why would we kidnap the anchor if he is so cute? We...yes, we will definitely use lollipops or something like that to coax the anchor away."

"Come on, you are getting darker and darker, and you have to let me come. Little cutie? Uncle, there are fun and delicious things in this sack. Do you want to come in by yourself?"

"The host is not a fool, so I just said that I was a fan, and then I took the opportunity to go to the host's house to have dinner, find an opportunity to drug her, and then hehe, by the way, I am a female fan."

Why are female fans so crazy?

This is completely the plot in the book, hey, you have to have a certain degree of fantasy, these gang of lawless gangsters, hold it together, hold it all together, no one can escape.

Internet police remind you that the Internet is not an illegal place.

Friends, you don’t want to be invited in for tea because of your chat history.

I don’t know who spread the rumor. There was no tea to drink after being detained!

However, it is true that the police officers are very serious and have received professional training and will never laugh. Friends, please abide by the laws and regulations and do not cause trouble to the police officers.

Lin Youyou lectured into the headphones.

“It is recommended that the name be changed to Talking Parish Anchor.”

"I know, I know, why are you more ink-stained than my mother?"

"Wait a minute, Lin Weiwei's online name is, the anchor cares about me, my mother cares about me, the anchor is very verbose, my mother is very verbose, the anchor's voice is nice, my mother's voice is nice, the anchor and my mother have not appeared at the same time, because The host of this event is my mother."

"It's a bit abandoned upstairs. I can't see everyone calling me mom. You know, mom! See if what I said is right."

The mother recognition conference is in full swing.

Not many people care about the little anchor’s game screen.

Is it really reasonable for a game anchor to do this?

Why don't these water friends watch her live broadcast at all?

hateful!