Become a loli anchor
Chapter 99: Noon Has Come
Good luck and have chicken tonight. This is the origin of the nickname "Chicken" for this game. She was stunned for a long time when she first heard that PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds' nickname was "Chicken".
I didn’t understand it until I searched on Baidu later.
This is really a strange phenomenon in Chinese.
A good phrase should not be read with a shorter meaning or a nickname that does not go with it at all. Of course, the above thoughts were expressed when Lin Youyou really felt that the word was difficult to pronounce.
"Huh...so boring."
"..."
Lin Youyou muttered. What she got in exchange was nothingness, and she sighed, hey, although the cold little brother is nice, this kind of person doesn't understand romance at all.
Although in the game.
But it’s okay to be alone.
Shouldn't boys take the initiative to tug at the heartstrings of those around them at this time?
Oh, by the way, I almost forgot this is a game.
That's fine.
"Anchor, you have to work harder."
"Come on anchor, I just want to see a cold-hearted man being cheated on his relationship."
"There must be a devil upstairs."
"Is there such a big reaction upstairs? Is it because I haven't read enough sadomasochism books? Let me tell you, the books on our female channel are really good-looking and sharp."
Shuiyou's ability to twist the floor was as good as before, even beyond the ordinary. She didn't know how they suddenly started talking about online literature. What was even more outrageous was that this group of people started talking about the rise and fall of online literature from online article recommendations.
Even started to comment on some great gods.
She had nothing to say but cheered from the sidelines.
"Let me tell you, this kind of person who looks very cold is definitely cold on the outside and hot on the inside. If he is really tamed, he will be very obedient."
"Sisters know so much."
"That's not true. After all, I have been working on women's videos for many years."
"Grass." Lin Youyou made a brief comment. The word was exactly what it meant, and her state of mind could also be summarized with this word - grass.
"There were gunshots." The faint breathing brought her back to reality. The clear voice instigated her eardrums, and the information was transmitted to her brain. She subconsciously let out a sigh.
"..."
"..."
The two looked at each other. Lin Youyou was still confused. She just missed a sentence, which seemed quite important.
"Someone."
"where?"
"Outside."
"what?"
She scratched her head.
"Heard gunshots. Nearby."
"Why didn't I hear it?"
"You are in a daze."
"Have it?"
She smiled coquettishly, blaming Shuiyou. She accidentally imagined the cold and cold sister, and she didn't know why she suddenly thought of this.
I immersed myself in it subconsciously.
So I didn’t come back to my senses for a while.
Being in a daze... is normal.
"Tap tap tap." The sound of messy footsteps came. They were probably wandering back and forth at the exit. Maybe they were debating whether to enter or not. After all, the "box" placed at the door was equated with danger.
"Someone has come." At the door, a heavily armed man was shaking his head back and forth, struggling to get down. Theoretically speaking, in this situation where the circle is gradually shrinking and the number of people is significantly reduced.
You shouldn't be so reckless.
But as a man of steel, he simply couldn't do it if he was asked to lie down in the room, so he rushed over when he heard the faint sound of gunfire just now.
According to this posture, there must be a gun pointed at him below.
"Stimulate."
He muttered to himself.
As soon as he moved his fingers and took steps, he was stopped by his teammates, "Why did you run to the weapons depot? Didn't you say they were gathering in Central City?"
"Passing by, passing by."
"Ah?" His teammates were confused. How could your house be so far away when passing by? The big man shook his head regretfully. Instead of excitement and steel guns, he should think about how to win.
Throw a smoke bomb to seal the entrance.
And he left.
He is not afraid of someone stealing his butt, and he is holding a thunderbolt in his hand. If you dare to chase him, you will definitely come back defeated. He bared his big white teeth and walked away step by step.
Compared to him being so neat and tidy.
The two little ones below were not so lucky.
"have they gone?"
"perhaps."
"How about you go out and take a look?"
The little brother shook his hand and turned his perspective directly, facing Lin Youyou's character's face. it is more than words.
"It's been so long since there has been any movement. You should probably go."
"Ah."
"Mainly because I'm tired from always worrying about the door."
"I'll keep an eye on it." He swallowed the second half of the sentence. He only heard a vague part of it, but she didn't care. In her opinion, it was already stable.
Hehe, Lin Youyou has a great victory!
The first blow hit the water friends hard in the face.
Eh? This doesn’t seem like something worth bragging about.
"Wait a minute, if the cold little brother really leads me to victory."
"Brother Handstand, are you still here? It doesn't matter whether you win or lose, the main thing is to see you stand on your head."
At this time, Brother Handstand, who was being pinged crazily, was also in a panic. He said casually, but he didn't expect that these people actually took note of it.
Have him spin upside down to drill a hole out.
He's not a pangolin. I don’t have any talent for making holes at the beginning.
"Ah, that."
"You are a real man!"
"Come on, big brother who wants to stand on his head."
The corner of his mouth twitched violently, and she could still blurt out what one or two people said. He couldn't pretend he didn't see the "Come on, big brother" that filled the screen.
Then the warrior took a breath.
Decided to wait and see what happens.
Isn’t this the coffin yet?
There is still a chance, although this is not very authentic, but Lin Weimei, I beg you to be merciful and don't win!
Lin Youyou naturally noticed the chaos of the barrage. She just smiled mischievously, her eyes full of mischief.
It doesn't matter if you win or not.
Mainly because I want to see Chinese men who refuse to admit defeat.
"hey-hey."
"She smiled, she definitely laughed, right!"
"Brother Handstand, it's dangerous."
Brother Handstand covered his face. In this cold live broadcast room, there were so many water friends sending him warmth. He was really touched.
But a real man.
Dare to speak and do.
"A gentleman's word."
"It's hard to chase a horse." Before Brother Handstand could type it out, netizens had already automatically completed the second half of the sentence. Even though he was prepared in his heart, he still felt chilled.
If there is a mirror in front of you.
His face must be green, and there might even be a faint fluorescence in the dark.
"Ahem, I'm just kidding. We respect everyone's wishes. After all, drilling a hole - pfft." Lin Youyi accidentally laughed. She couldn't imagine you, a boy with a black face, standing upside down and spinning on the floor. .
Hahaha, so happy.
"If I could, I'd like to switch my bets to washing my hair upside down."
"Of course you can, the results haven't come out yet."
"But Brother Handstand, you just broke the pot like that? The anchor may not win."
Look at what you said for yourself.
Is it like human speech?
There are only ten people left in the upper left corner.
Is there anything wrong with making both preparations in advance - it's just a bit sad.
"Brother Handstand is awesome!"
"Brother Handstand is mighty!"
All of them are people who enjoy watching the excitement and don’t take it too seriously.
"This brother is capable of handling things, and he's really good at it."
Lin Youdian commented.
Then his attention returned to the game. Now, winning or losing is no longer a nihilistic concept. This matter involves the minds of tens of thousands of people.
And a real man who was trembling and afraid to watch the live broadcast.
"Go out?" After a moment of silence, the younger brother took the initiative to stir up the topic. There are very few people in the province now, and they also need to run laps. The previous estimate was wrong.
The circle didn't reach their side.
But it's not far.
It's only a few hundred meters away, and you can enter the circle.
It can only be said to be bad luck.
"Ah good."
The two checked the supplies and bullets and walked to the ground. The battle had just begun. The bloody storm among the powerful has begun to spread.
She was already getting excited.
The so-called strong one wields his sword against the stronger one.
She didn't want to torture those little characters who wouldn't survive the finals.
This is her pride as a strong person.
"Excusing yourself for your dish."
"oh oh!"
"No one really thinks that the anchor is very strong. Don't be deceived by her. This guy can draw borders within a hundred meters. You can imagine his skills."
Lin Youyou sneered.
"God has the virtue of good life. This is my kindness, you don't understand."
"Everywhere in my body is soft, but this mouth is the only one that is so tough."
"The tough-talking anchor is so cute."
"Give up, you are just a funny anchor, you can't become a technical anchor."
"He's obviously a singing anchor."
"Everyone on the road must be doing this on purpose. They are obviously good-looking anchors."
"Don't argue. I'm a long-time fan and I have the right to speak. She is nothing. She is my wife."
"..." Good boy, I regard you as my brother, but you want to have sex with me? Lin Youyou twitched the corner of his eye.
"I love you with all my heart, but you covet my body?"
"Are you sincere?"
"Are you hungry for your body?"
"I actually can't tell which of you two is focusing on the wrong thing."
"That's all wrong." Lin Youyou made a last-ditch attack.
"So, you haven't confided in us, and we don't want your body either."
"What you said upstairs must be so contrary to your true intentions. Even though I want to be called Lin Meimei's dog, the words you say are so heartless, tsk tsk tsk."
"Don't underestimate my consciousness as a licking dog!"
"Fuck, self-destructing trucks are the most deadly."
Lin Youyou smiled in confusion.
These guys change their wives every day.
Maybe today it’s her dog, tomorrow it’s someone else’s dog.
Maybe he also has his own little plan.
Whoever is watching the live broadcast wears the corresponding name.
High, really high.
Friends, you have failed in your studies.
This is the secret to d a lot of v at the same time.
Thank you so much, Brother Licking Dog.
"Ahem, be serious." Lin Youyou reminded her that illness was allowed in her live broadcast room, but epilepsy was not allowed, and all those who caused trouble were banned.
She thinks she has a good temper.
But some rhythmic ones really can’t stand it.
Look at this sentence.
"I want Lin Youyou to be my dog." Although this sentence was rude and disgusted her, she could still bear it, but she really couldn't bear the second half.
He directly started harassing her through the screen.
If she hadn't been in a much better temper now.
Gao Liao will give you some words of tiger and wolf.
Anyway, she has always been indifferent to people who make dirty jokes like this, and directly blocks them and kicks them out of the live broadcast room.
Some jokes are not allowed.
Pornographic humor is not called humor, it is called vulgarity.
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