Siheyuan: I have super connections

Early the next morning, people got up one after another.

Today is New Year's Eve, and every household is starting to prepare for the New Year.

Yan Bugui placed a desk in the front yard, put pen and ink on it, and prepared for the ‘guests’ to come.

People in the yard are used to buying a few couplets from him during the Chinese New Year. Firstly, he is the third uncle, and secondly, his calligraphy is really good, so no one goes out to buy them.

Daniel got up early in the morning and said to the third uncle: "Third uncle, please write a couplet for me and Xiaobai. Oh, and my godmother also wants it. There are three pairs in total."

"Okay, I'll write it to you right now."

There is nothing to wish for wealth these days, only some red slogans.

Without even thinking about it, Yan Bugui wrote the first line: "Abolish all old habits, five lectures on four beauties to welcome the new year, horizontal comment: bid farewell to the old and welcome the new year."

"Okay, give this one to my godmother. Xiaobai and I must have good intentions."

"Okay, let me think about it."

While the two were talking, the second uncle also came. He put a small piece of bacon on the table and said, "Lao Yan, give me a piece too."

"Okay, I'll write it for you after I finish writing about Xiaobai and Daniel."

The second uncle nodded and said: "Okay. By the way, Daniel, I see why the cellar door is locked? Did you or Xiaobai lock it?"

"I don't know, Xiaobai won't be so idle with nothing to do, right?"

"No, it seems to me that the lock belongs to Xiaobai's family."

"Huh? I'll go and have a look."

Daniel took a look and said, "It's really Xiaobai's lock. I'll open it right now."

"Why did he lock the cellar when he had nothing to do?"

"Who knows."

While everyone was discussing, Daniel opened the lock. As soon as he opened the door, he was surprised and said: "There is someone down here!"

"what?"

Everyone gathered around curiously, and then saw Xu Damao and Qin Huairu lying inside and falling asleep.

They waited all night, but no one came to unlock it.

In the end, the two fell asleep leaning against each other. Fortunately, although it was a little cold inside, it was not as cold as outside, so the two of them could get through it hugging each other.

"It's Qin Huairu and Xu Damao. Why are they together?"

Someone laughed and said, "One is divorced and the other is a widow. Isn't it normal for them to be together?"

"Bah, shameless."

The movement at the door had already awakened the two of them. Qin Huairu stood up and explained with the reason he had thought up yesterday: "Last night Damao and I came down to get food, and I don't know which evil spirit actually opened the door. locked."

The second uncle said with a smile, "Do you two think we will believe it?"

Xu Damao said nonchalantly: "Believe it or not, we are innocent anyway. That's it, I'll leave first."

"No, you can't leave. If you don't explain this clearly, you can't go anywhere!"

Xu Damao's eyes widened and he said: "Liu Haizhong, if I respect you, I will call you Second Uncle. If I don't respect you, who are you? If you dare to stop me, I will immediately report you to the official!"

"Haha, the person who broke the shoes dares to be so crazy? Guangtian, go to the street and the police station and call Director Wang and the officials. I won't let him parade today. My surname is not Liu!"

Xu Damao said: "Where is the evidence? Qin Huairu and I are innocent, you can't do anything to us! Besides, she and I are both single, even if we are together, who can object?"

If you think about it carefully, it seems to be the case.

The only person here who has the power to object may be Jia Zhang, but she is in prison now, so no one present has the right to say anything.

No, there is actually another person.

Banggeng looked at Qin Huairu angrily among the crowd. He thought it was her who had embarrassed his family.

He picked up a stone and threw it at Xu Damao. Xu Damao was hit and he shouted: "Who is it? It's... uh..."

When he saw that it was a stick that had been smashed, he was immediately discouraged.

He slept with someone else's mother, and it wasn't too much for someone to hit him.

Xu Damao snorted coldly, pulled away the person, took nothing, and just left.

Liu Haizhong was furious, but there was really nothing he could do against him.

Bai Jingxuan yawned and said, "Why is it so lively?"

A neighbor told me what happened just now with an excited look on his face.

Bai Jingxuan already knew what was going on. He locked the door.

Daniel handed the lock to him angrily and said, "Is it a good thing you did?"

Bai Jingxuan smiled and said, "I just let her freeze all night."

"Okay, this Chinese New Year guy, don't cause any trouble."

Qin Yanru came over and asked, "How are you doing today?"

Daniel looked at Bai Jingxuan and said, "Shall we go to my uncle's place today? I also want to take my godmother with me."

"Okay, there are so many people and it's so lively."

The eldest mother had already made preparations. She prepared more than a dozen kinds of greeting gifts. She found out what each child liked.

This is the first time she has had such a lively Chinese New Year. In the past, even the three families of Yi Jia and He combined did not have so many people.

Just as they were getting ready, someone suddenly came in.

"Who are Long Zhaodi's family members?"

Everyone was stunned for a moment, and someone asked: "Who is Long Zhaodi?"

"I don't know, I've never heard of this person."

At this moment, Yan Bugui thought for a moment and said, "The deaf old lady seems to be named Long. Could it be her?"

"Go and call the aunt over here. She may be the only one who knows the real name of the deaf old lady."

A aunt came over and asked, "What's wrong?"

The visitor asked: "Are you a family member of Long Zhaodi?"

"I am her neighbor. She has no relatives. I have always been taking care of her."

"I'm here to inform you that she passed away at four o'clock this morning. When do you think you will go over and bring her back?"

As soon as these words came out, there was an explosion in the yard.

"No, it's New Year's Eve. Isn't it unlucky to hold a funeral during the Chinese New Year?"

"It's just that she really didn't pick the right time."

"These words are new, how can you still care about when you die?"

Everyone in the hospital was a little depressed. No one wanted to die during the Chinese New Year.

When Auntie was in trouble, Bai Jingxuan said, "Can you put it in the morgue for a few days? Let's deal with it after the Chinese New Year."

"Yes, yes, the hospital has a cold storage, and it won't go bad if you put it in it."

The visitor said: "It's okay to put it in the morgue, but there is a storage fee, one yuan a day!"

"Ah? So expensive?"

"Why is it expensive? If we don't charge money, everyone will leave it in the morgue and ignore it. How will we do anything? How many days do you have to deposit it? One dollar a day, and there will be no counter-offering."

Bai Jingxuan didn't speak, just looked at Aunt Ma.

In her heart, the eldest mother wanted to do it now, but everyone's concerns were right. The old deaf lady died at the wrong time.

She hesitated and said, "Let's talk about it after the fifteenth day. I'll give you 15 yuan. Is that okay?"

"No problem at all."

The visitor collected the money, issued a ticket, and then left.