Datang: My father is the head bodyguard

Wang De was sending Yuchi Baoqi out of the palace as usual, and Yuchi Baoqi was walking behind Wang De.

"Uncle Wang, can you help me with something?" Yuchi Baoqi was a little embarrassed to speak, because collecting Lao Li's beard was nothing.

Besides, people these days are superstitious. What if I misunderstand that the young master wants to do something to harm others? Just when Yuchi Baoqi was thinking about how to speak, Wang De spoke.

"As long as it doesn't harm nature, betray the country, collaborate with the enemy, or behead people, it's all fine."

Yuchi Baoqi didn't expect Wang De to be so easy to talk to: "That's alright. You usually serve His Majesty in daily life, but help me collect some of Lao Li's beard? I'll be of great use."

Wang De was stunned after hearing this. He dropped the lantern in his hand to the ground and asked tremblingly: "Boy, do you know about the disaster of witchcraft? You have never mentioned this to me. Are you looking for death?"

Yuchi Baoqi didn't expect Wang De's reaction to be so big, so he quickly explained: "I want Lao Li's beard to be really useful, so what's wrong with the witchcraft and poison? I have the skills to bombard the Manna Palace with mortars, so I can still use Is there any way to do it?"

Wang De immediately bit him to death: "Impossible, I don't know what your purpose is. Anyway, I can't help you with this matter. If I don't report you in exchange for great achievements, I have you in my heart. Don't mention it again!"

Yuchi Baoqi felt depressed and could only find another way.

Wang De was frightened and walked quickly. After a while, Yuchi Baoqi was sent out of the palace. This time, Wang De didn't even put Yuchi Baoqi into the carriage and hurried back.

Yuchi Baoqi returned to his study and sent a telegram to Li Lizhi: "Bao'er, are you asleep? Think of a way to get some of your father's beards. I'll find them of great use."

Li Lizhi looked at the translated message on the telegram: "What are you doing? You want your father's beard? I don't know what your husband wants to do. There seems to be a comb that my father used to groom his beard over there. Let me go and take a look."

Yuchi Baoqi waited anxiously for the next step, but after waiting for a long time, there was no response.

The next day, at three o'clock in the morning, Yuchi Baoqi was dressed and ready to go to the Baochao Department to check the situation. As soon as he walked out of the room, he saw Li Lizhi waiting nervously in the yard in front of his door.

"You finally woke up. What do you want with your father's beard? This is the comb used by your father to groom his beard. Don't do anything extraordinary!" Li Lizhi secretly took out the beard from the Li Zheng Palace. Give the comb to Yuchi Baoqi.

"Cow! With it, I can build a ship!" Yuchi Baoqi excitedly picked up the beards from it and counted in his mouth: "One kilogram, oh, two kilograms, hey, three kilograms..."

Li Lizhi couldn't understand what he was going to do, so she left to chat with Su. Later she would go to Zhuangzi to buy some fine fabrics to make clothes.

"The system prompts that these beards are indeed Li Shimin's beards, but the acquisition method is wrong. The reward will not be calculated." The system's cold words were like a basin of ice water poured directly on Yuchi Baoqi's head in winter.

"The method of obtaining it is very particular. Can you tell me all at once?" Yuchi Baoqi slammed the comb in his hand on the table.

"Shengba." The system said nothing more.

Yuchi Baoqi was dumbfounded: "Wocao, are you seriously ill? I'm going to go and pull out the dragon's beard, right? How many heads do I have that I can chop off? I'm going to start!" After saying that, Yuchi Baoqi lay down on the ground and started to twist. There was also a painful groan coming from his mouth.

Li Shimin got up early to prepare to announce the results of yesterday's discussion with Yuchi Baoqi in the morning. When he was arranging his appearance, he found that the comb he had been using was missing.

That was Li Shimin's favorite comb. He used it to tidy his beard every day, but now he can't find it. The whole person was jade-like, listless as he went to court.

Wang De noticed Li Shimin's uneasiness and asked in a low voice: "I wonder why your majesty is so panicked today? Can I share your worries for your majesty?"

Li Shimin was sitting in front of the imperial court in the Ganlu Hall, his eyes unable to focus: "The comb I used to groom my beard has disappeared. It has been with me since the previous emperor. I have never changed it to another comb. I'm sorry."

Wang De was startled and thought about whether to report Yuchi Baoqi's request to him last night, but finally said: "When I sent the British Duke off to the palace last night, the British Duke wanted to ask me for a favor, saying that he wanted to collect His Majesty's beard. I don't know. Is there any connection between this matter and Your Majesty’s loss of comb?”

Li Shimin became furious when he heard this: "Is it that brat again? Order the Xuanjia Army to bring that brat back to me. Did Li Zhi also go to Yuchi's Mansion today? Bring him back together!"

Not long after, Yuchi's mansion was surrounded by the Xuanjia Army. Yuchi Jingde heard about it in the military camp and was about to rush back when he was stopped by Li Jing.

"You are causing trouble by going back. Your Majesty will not act like this without any reason. Now we can only wait!" Yuchi Jingde was persuaded by these words and continued to train in the military camp.

Yuchi Baoqi didn't resist much and got into the carriage with Li Lizhi. Li Lizhi glanced sideways at Yuchi Baoqi: "You said, I, the majestic eldest princess, have to be escorted into the palace with you. What on earth do you want my father's beard to do? Are you going to repeat the witchcraft disaster?"

Yuchi Baoqi made a sad face and said: "The key point is that those beards are useless. You think it's unfair or not, his grandma's fucking back is really bad."

Entering the Manna Hall, Li Lizhi took the lead and knelt down and said, "I was the one who stole Father's comb. Xiaobao was just confused for a moment and had no bad intentions!"

Li Shimin stretched out his hand to stop Li Lizhi and said, "I want to hear what the British Master has to say. Li Zhi, you go and sit on the sofa first."

Yuchi Baoqi smiled bitterly and said: "I want your majesty's beard to build ships. I have no bad intentions in the conscience of heaven and earth!"

Li Shimin was so angry that he took out his jade belt and rushed over: "You lie to me again! When will ships be built with human beards? Ridiculous! Unheard of nonsense!"

Yuchi Baoqi squinted his eyes and peeked at Li Shimin. When he saw that the jade belt in his hand had not been removed, he quickly said: "I will definitely not use ordinary ships. What I want to make is a huge dragon ship of the Tang Dynasty! Dragon ships. In order to ensure permanent navigation, I want to Can I get some dragon whiskers and put them on the boat for good luck?"

Li Shimin was hesitant, but still held up the jade belt in his hand: "You are such a good person, what kind of ship are you building?"

Yuchi Baoqi said sternly: "Aren't you going to develop Lingnan? If you go there on foot, your legs will be worn out. I just thought about going south along the canal from Luoyang, first to Wuzhou, then to Haizhou, and all the way to the East China Sea. Take the sea route to Lingnan."

After hearing this, Li Shimin's tone softened a lot: "Then why don't you tell me directly, but let Wang De and Li Zhi secretly obtain my dragon beard?"

Yuchi Baoqi rubbed his hands and said with a flattering smile: "Aren't you embarrassed? It's too explicit to speak directly. I like to be subtle." By the way, he returned the comb to Li Shimin.

Li Shimin took the comb in his hand, put it into his dragon robe, and feigned anger: "I think you have done great service to the country, and what you said does not seem to be a lie, so I will let it go. Next time something like this happens, just tell me!" "

Yuchi Baoqi hurriedly climbed up the pole and said, "The dragon's whiskers that fell off naturally are nothing. How many of them do you want your majesty to reward me?"

Li Shimin's eyes widened and he laughed angrily at Yuchi Baoqi's words: "You mean you have to give me a life-saving treatment for you?"

Yuchi Baoqi stood up and started to take action: "Now that the words have been said, I have nothing to worry about. Bring it to you!" As he said that, he took a handful from Li Shimin's beard.

Li Shimin covered his chin, pulled out the jade belt that he had put away, and started beating Yuchi Baoqi while Wang De and Li Lizhi were fighting on the side. The entire Manna Hall resounded with the wailing sound of Li Shimin beating Yuchi Baoqi.